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The Signs As Abbreviations

Aries: idc Taurus: ily Gemini: lol Leo: omw Cancer: jk Virgo: stfu Libra: wtf Scorpio: idek Sagittarius: gtg Capricorn: af Aquarius: lmao Pisces: nvm

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the signs as random things i do when procrastinating

aries: suddenly doesn’t reply to any texts or dms for three days and feels bad afterwards

taurus: just laying in bed for so long that their hips hurt tbh

gemini: playing video games that they’re sick of and feeling sorry for themselves because there’s nothing else to play or even do augh

cancer: saying “i know right” without making any effort to understand or relate to what someone says

leo: cutting water out of their diet accidentally

virgo: making other people do your chores discreetly

libra: “hey look, my closet floor disappeared! huh thats odd, well i’d better go back to bed now good afternoon heh”

scorpio: naww i don’t wanna

sagittarius: looking at dad jokes at 3 am no shame

aquarius: typing in all lowercase cuz i don’t give a shit m8

pisces: trying not to procrastinate by not doing anything wait