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Lost Morro in a crowd

Lloyd: This calls for desperate measures...

Lloyd: [takes a deep breath]

Lloyd: WAKE ME UP INSIDE. SAVE ME-

Morro: cALL MY NAME AND SAVE FROM THE DARK! WAKE ME UP-

[On a hot day］

Seth: You’re not sweating.

Pete:

Seth: How could you not be sweating?

Pete: I don’t sweat.

Seth: Everybody sweats.

Tyler: Not Pete.

Rhea: Pete never sweats.

Seth: What do you mean he never sweats?

Pete: Sweating is gross, so I don’t do it.

Seth: So what? You’re just like… cold-blooded?

Roman, sarcastically: Pete? Cold-blooded? What a surprise.

Tyler: He doesn't even sweat when we-

Seth: LALALA I'VE HEARD TOO MUCH

Pete: [crumpling up blank sheet of paper]

Seth: Hey, please remember that trees have to be killed to make paper. We shouldn't waste it if we aren't going to use it.

Pete: [brings wadded paper up to his mouth and takes a bite out of it like it's an apple]

I was going to imitate my emo cousins by taking a selfie, but I'm just not camera-ready, so here's an old one.

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