#emo crab

[itsdrhoo]

Break out of your “shell” people. - Dr. Hoo

[prussian-lullaby]

smoothie store au bc i love hornets and smoothies. on different occasions they both made the blender explode. there is always juice everywhere. people order the smoothies there bc they're great but there is always violent screaming and laughing and sometimes they slip on the floor bc of the juice and get covered in strawberry banana or kale but at least they smell nice?

They always manage to get really sticky so they take nice long showers together after work~At first it's actual mistakes but then they start to get the hang of what they're doing and it becomes more like intentional slapstick comedy

[prussian-lullaby]

½ Chazz

He will fight anyone taller than him 1v1 me mate and hates being called short but tallness makes him weak and if he likes the person a lot hes like “pls hold me and never let me go”

And if you’re shorter hes like AHAHAAHAAHA YES I WIN poor poor Syrus has to deal with his shit

[prussian-lullaby]

I had this thought while drawing today, Manjoume with his hair down and it's all straightened out and soft because he wants attention from his two much taller brunette and blonde, excessively long coat wearing senpies

Awwwww Chazz with his hair down <3 iwannadrawhimwithabunchofdiffrenthairstylesnowAtticus would be like OMG and start playing with it and cooing over him but Alexis would just stare at him for a while until he finally asks her whyShe smiles lightly and says "I liked you how you were, but I can get used to this."He goes all goofy and practically melts

[prussian-lullaby]

Or that Chazz after living with Jagger and Slade and being under abuse when seto or Jack get angry he gets scared because they are much bigger and stronger then him

NO DON’T DO THAT

Luckily they both notice the way Chazz flinches quickly, and reign back their anger and apologize afterwards