#emo jesus

[ebony-vessel]

Hello, my name is Ebony, I am queer, polyamorous, and a vessel for the spirit of our emo lord and savior Rodrick Heffley, I started this blog to amass followers for the cult he has requested I start in his name. Me and all of the members of my polycule (6 in total) are the only people in the cult as of yet but we hope to gain more members through social media.

We believed tumblr to be the best place to start as it seems to be the Social media of choice for Emo’s, which means obviously works well for the Emo Jesus (Rodrick Heffley)

[mytaigne]

my friend assigns eurovision acts kins but it progressively gets worse part 1: finland

joel hokka as emo jesus

joonas porko as josh dun

olli matela ryland adams, jacksepticeye, luke hemmings

aleksi kaunisvesi as the emo from horton hears a who

tommi lalli as james marriott, james cordon

niko moilanen as (im so sorry) a watermelon in a wig (affectionate)

[cooroouo]

Messiah

[freshroyalmspaint]

Persona...

[artistinthebluebox]

Jesus was an emo

Emo the Musical

[mahoeshounen]

Boys are the worst invention ever. Who thought this was a good idea? Wtf

[sad-weiying]

Gonna honestly start calling lelouch emo jesus

[ebony-vessel]

the polycult member died after falling off a jet ski during a beach trip, we told them not to get on the damned thing in the first place because they couldn’t swim but they didn’t listen and now they’re dead. This is horrible, I can feel emo Jesus Rodrick Heffley crying, I mean I’m also crying but who gives a fuck about me yk?