Demented Darqness

Hello I am Ebony, I am 19, queer and a vessel for the spirit of our Emo lord and savior Rodrick Heffley As well as the leader of the cult in his name

[crumbzblogz]

What am I doing with my life 😭😭

[jennyssvi]

Can we please bring back when guys dressed like this?🙏🏼

[kissmekilljoy]

need me an emo boy

[ebony-vessel]

Apparently I can’t grammar too good

[ebony-vessel]

Someone irl said I talk like I’m written by vivziepop and to the u say Fuck you, you fuck ass bitch. You may be right but your still a BITCH

[ebony-vessel]

Rodrick Heffley is our emo lord and savior

[ebony-vessel]

Markiplier is funny

I’m taking his knees

[ebony-vessel]

For the record, the only reason we aren’t kicking that one polycult member out is that Emo Jesus Rodrick told us not too as other then me they are their favorite worshiper 🙄 anything for him I suppose ❤️

[luzameencalliopezedine-author]

"choose yaoi not Yahweh" should honestly be my tagline as a person

[ebony-vessel]

I am going to say something controversial, I fucking hate Dave strider from homestuck, he sucks and is annoying as fuck.

[ebony-vessel]

We have decided not to kick the polycult member who decided to buy a curse of Etsy instead of talking like an adult, however they are no longer allowed alcohol as they admitted they only bought the stupid Etsy curse because they were very drunk. They are not an alcoholic so this kind of behavior was suprising from them

[writingdose]

being a writer is fun

[ebony-vessel]

So luckily the polycult member that was hit by a car is mostly fine, I mean she broke her arm and leg and has a bruised rib cage but yk she’s not gonna die or anything yk? We assume that means the curse has been lifted (yay). But unfortunately the was the one that usually did all the cooking and obvi the broken arm means she can’t do that, none of the rest of us can cook our way out of a paper bag lol so we’re probably gonna be getting take out for the foreseeable future. We also might kick the one who cursed her out of the house but the having to eat takeout is the more pressing issue imo

[ebony-vessel]

I had a dream where I had a baby and literally the first thing I thought upon looking at the baby was “ew, I hate this thing, get it away” and then I immediately put dream baby up for dream adoption. I proceeded to wake up pissed off that the thing had the audacity to exist even in my dreams. So yeah no kids for me

[ebony-vessel]

Me and emo Jesus Rodrick Heffley are no longer fighting. He apologized for lying to me and I apologized for calling him a whiny little bitch (yes I did do that)

[ebony-vessel]

So far the cops have no realized it was me… I hope they don’t find my tumblr

[ebony-vessel]

Two of the members of the polycult are fighting and apparently one bought a spell of Etsy to curse the other so long story short, we’re all in a hospital waiting room because the cursed member got hit by a car! Yay /sarcastic. We’re now forcing the one that bought the spell to reverse it. Also some Karen is staring at us. It’s probably because we’re all emo and talking about curses and shit

[ebony-vessel]

Apparently the bones I was eating were part of a criminal investigation, so me and emo Jesus Rodrick are fighting and I also might have to go to court if the cops figure out it was me