maria and i literally are
on our own laptops
sitting on separate couches
an entire living room space away
in complete silence
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maria and i literally are
on our own laptops
sitting on separate couches
an entire living room space away
in complete silence
queuetiffany replied to your post: fuck i want pizza
Now I want pizza.
emotionsintactes replied to your post: fuck i want pizza
me tooooooooo come feed meeeeee
yes yes both of you join me in this
(maria you live literally a block away from the best pizza joint in houston, WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE)
so i was talking to someone today and maria mentioned this streak i've been going on and she responded with a "wow, your liver must hate you"
G O O D
archdukeferdinand replied to your post: also my sister doesn’t like the oxford comma which...
omg I hate the Oxford comma
emotionsintactes replied to your post: also my sister doesn’t like the oxford comma which...
I love the Oxford comma…
yep that about covers the general sentiment
archdukeferdinand replied to your post: waking up in five hours to drive to austin, take a...
houston… gross
you got something against the H? is you a dallas kid!?
pluralities replied to your post: waking up in five hours to drive to austin, take a...
oh sheet good luck
thanks adrienne YOUR SUPPORT MEANS SO MUCH TO ME I CAN BARELY HANDLE TYPI-
emotionsintactes replied to your post: waking up in five hours to drive to austin, take a...
Damn. Good luck mon ami! Why are you driving back here?
my sister thought it would be a great idea for me to drive back down for her birthday dinner on tuesday. since she decided to front the gas, i figured why not...
though since it's a tuesday night we should grab a pint at the black lab or someplace that's lenient yaaaaaa
beatniksweetheart replied to your post: should i pour beer into a coffee cup for no real...
Of course that’s not a question
amandacw replied to your post: should i pour beer into a coffee cup for no real...
you should pour coffee into it instead!
emotionsintactes replied to your post: should i pour beer into a coffee cup for no real...
YES
and the yeas have it
emotionsintactes replied to your post: what are your go-to anecdotes?
You’ve cooked an entire loaf of french toast? How have I not heard about that yet?!
there's a picture of me with half of it on facebook! it was this past summer!
emotionsintactes replied to your post: in a rare bout of accidental coordination i’ve...
pics or it didn’t happen
it's actually more like i just happen to own a lot of clothing that's vaguely the same color blue
mid typing this i realized that i'm eating a bag of cool ranch doritos so even the foods i use to distract me from working are being coordinated