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Rating: Cute!
i mean
shhh cute
lil tiny mouse voices I don't wanna wake the Napoleon
JUST KIDDING
NAPOLEONS CAN AND WILL SLEEP ANYWHERE EVEN NEXT TO A CANNON THAT IS CURRENTLY BEING USED IN A BATTLE AND BATTLES ARE LOUD. IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW!
YOUR NAPOLEON WILL WAKE UP WHEN HE'S READY IN THE MEANTIME YOU CAN FEEL FREE TO USE ALL CAPS LIKE ME! GO AAAAAH!!
A blogger called empirearchives used the villainous Putin as an example of the villainous Napoleon to slander Zelensky, so when I wrote my opinion, he deleted the sentence. So when I wrote "You be deleted too", the blog disappeared. Oh, how refreshing.
empirearchives というブロガーが、極悪非道のPutinを、これも極悪非道なナポレオンを例えに借りて、ゼレンスキーを中傷していたので、意見を書いたら、そいつはそのセンテンスをdeleteした。そこで私が「お前もbe deleted」と書いたら、ブログが消えた。ああ、清々した。
...Rei Morishita
Wtf did they do to my Napoleon
Rating: Not Cute!
A war crime, that’s what they did to your napoleon
Alert the ASPCA and put that napoleon out of his misery. Maybe wash him down with a glass of milk.
My Napoleon was broken by bombs in WWI. He’s still pretty though. Plus, it makes for a very dramatic photo
Rating: Not Cute!
I don't know who has the bigger hole in their head, your Napoleon or you! Are you haunted? Are you possessed?
Your Napoleon has been decapitated - and he's not a Bourbon or a French Revolutionary, so this is very unnatural - and his entire cheek is missing!
He is not pretty. He is not cute. He needs to see a Vet yesterday! Maybe with some miraclework and superglue, they can fix him...but I suspect he needs to be put down.
You're a sicko, a true sicko.
Tag your gore next time, too, please.
Rating: Cute!
A classic Napoleon. Advancing through its lifecycle at a normal pace, including becoming Consul and crowning, performing mating dances with its Josephine, an excellent, excellent healthy Napoleon. As always though I do worry about this one’s proclivity for eye make up, but, let Napoleons decorate themselves at their comfort level.
He’s a happy good boy, and that makes him cute!
Rating: Not Cute!
Why does this Napoleon have such low self esteem? Napoleons are great at mansplaining (remember the time they mansplained to Marie Louise how to make an omelet? A fucking omelet?), manipulating (self-explanatory), and manwhoring (self-explanatory).
I'll I'm saying is that if your Napoleon is ever expressing sentiments like this, he might need a vet! He needs his self esteem raised! Oh, did your Napoleon get clapped by a Duke of Wellington? Tell your Napoleon to let that Duke of Wellington clap some cheeks, he can manwhore himself out of even a Waterloo if he's brave enough
Rating: Not Cute and Cute respectively
Cannot stress enough, I don't like how David kept his pet Napoleon! I know it's famous, but that Napoleon is going to get seriously hurt! Thrown off a rearing horse and get brain damage, that's not cute.
The other Napoleon is cute, though. So what if he's nakey? Who needs pants when you're Master of Europe?
Rating: Cute!
This Napoleon has adapted to his environment to look like a cat! Very regal looking! I don't know how he's holding his scepter with his little paws and lack of thumbs, but that's his problem, not mine, and he solved it! What a good Napoleon.
