This greeting will likely be rather dull and lack creativity. Apologies in advance. My name is Dirk, and I go by various aliases, one being the Boy Who Cried “I’m going to sleep.” On this blog, you’ll find copious amounts of bullshit, pictures of skateboarders adorning monochrome filters and recorded “progress” in my mission to discover what friendship is. An introduction from you would be appreciated, though don’t feel obligated to engage in conversation if that kind of thing cramps your style. This is was originally supposed to be directed at one person, but seeing as it’s more lengthy than anything I can type up while fully concious, I’ll tag those I forgot to greet. If I’m mistaken and we’ve already exchanged formalities, feel free to drop this shit like it’s hot.