#ems shitposts

[collecting-stories]

I just wanna make shitty playlists all day and nap

[sadceliac]

tuck everlasting is basically about a crazy old man chasing the sound of a music box just to be killed by a 100+ year old woman

[narrative-foil]

doesn’t that look so much better?

[collecting-stories]

My outfit vibe of the day is: 3rd grader who picked out their own clothes for the first time and thinks that not getting to wear a baseball cap indoors is oppression.

[narrative-foil]

people underestimate how fucking easy it is to rickroll people. it’s so easy. i can make it so damn obvious. i can say this link is a rick roll and people still fucking click. then they get mad at me. idk what you expected bro it was so fucking obvious and you clicked anyway. that’s your fault my man

[narrative-foil]

is eating chapstick normal or is that just me

[narrative-foil]

we’re never gonna let him live this down

plz help make this post viral so that he never lives this down

(for context my mom asked what we wanted for dinner from this burger place near us)

[narrative-foil]