#emthepandaqueen

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@emthepandaqueen

  What kind of tree can fit in your hands? A palm...

My pastor made 6+ egg puns in a 10 minute time frame

I’m impressed. Your pastor deserves a raise.

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Never try to annoy someone with bird puns because toucan play at that game

Oh, goodness. You quack me up!

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What kind of tree can fit in your hands? A palm tree Me and my bad puns have returned

I enjoyed this a lot! I’ve been making so many stupid Easter puns all weekend, I’m glad I’m not the only one punning it up. I appreciate you and your bad puns. =3

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What's the best role on a sports team for a ghost? Providing team spirit.

It’s a good thing there are so many spect(at)re sports! Though, it really would redefine the act of booing, wouldn’t it?

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It's R because Arkansas (R can saw). You were correct that this is the lead up to a pun.

Aaaaah! I love it! I absolutely love it! I’m so, so pleased that you punned me! Pleased like clapping my hands together and grinning pleased! I’m definitely going to be remembering this one! Thank you! =D

Keeping it in on the topic, what’s a thesaurus’s favourite dessert?

(A synonym bun.)

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Did you hear about the frog that was raised by bunnies. All it can say is "rabbit". This one is so bad I'm sorry

So bad, I had to go hunt down my flatmates to share it with them!

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What's the handiest letter in the alphabet?

I know E is the most frequently used letter in the alphabet (in at least English), but I have no idea if that’s the handiest.... Unless this is the lead up to a joke, in which case, I’m super curious to know what the answer is!

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emthepandaqueen replied to your post: I think you're amazing and cute as hell

Why are you fighting them Jordan

bc its the only way I can reply to people being nice to me