#emthroney

[veliseraptor]

emthroney replied to your post: why does the world think I want ankle-length...

but the real question is does it make your legs look short or so long you can’t find pants long enough for them?

short. the thing is that I’m...not tall, I’m middling height (5′6″) but the majority of my height is in my torso. so when I wear ankle pants it draws attention to the fact that my legs are, in fact, disproportionately short. I don’t know exactly why; I just know that it does and I hate it. 

[mostfacinorous]

emthroney

  So though I don’t look it, I have a lot of Mexican...

but did it help with the KP?

Upon checking this morning, actually yes? The yellow is mostly gone, and I washed it again with some African Black Soap, which helps a lot, but man-- it’s actually the best my KP has looked sort of ever???

My bathroom carpet on the other hand, appears to be ruined forever. 

So: it’s literally just tumeric and lemon juice, mix til it feels like it won’t fall off your body. Slather it on and leave it for 20 minutes, then wash it away. 

[torunwrites]

emthroney replied to your post “Whelp. 4000 words of a man turned into a dog and the drama that...”

I hope the moral of the story is that most men are improved by becoming dogs

The life span sucks. There is no moral to this story though, just me suddenly having this idea that it would be fun to do something with. 10 000 words perhaps. Just funny and fluffy.

It could have been any animal really, but dogs and cats are easier to write stories around. And out of the two, dogs are simply funnier. Cats can be amusing, in a cynical ironic way, but as the person in question is anything but, a dog seemed like the obvious choice. One of my colleagues has a Bolognese that’s always with her in the office so I meet this dog every day, and I’m using it for personality and the way it looks and such. It hates the cleaner and will eat almost anything. Not cucumber though. 

Also, when it’s a guy who’s 6′1″ it’s amusing to imagine him being turned into a creature that’s not even a foot high and weighs about 8-9 lb.

[feheroestips]

@emthroney replied to your post

Is it a communal laptop or what? Why does she care that your laptop is on?

Pretty much its like standard run of the mill

Though she thinks is fire hazzard which I can see and she acts like I never turn it off but like if I’m not using/rendering I turn it off?

Though it could also be that she worries about the fan making this weird noise from time to time but normally it does it for like 10 seconds then stops, and normally is when I start rendering.

[veliseraptor]

emthroney replied to your post “problem: my lap is very warm on account of the cat on it, but the rest...”

sounds like you have too many non-lap body parts

you make a really valid point

[veliseraptor]

emthroney replied to your post “question: does anyone know where I can get quality color contacts, but...”

If they're "normal" colors you should be able to get them from your eye doctor; when I asked, they just gave me a pair of samples to try out for free.

unfortunately they are not. I’m doing Catra this year, so...I’m looking at blue and yellow, ideally cat eye lenses. 

so far, not much luck. 

[mostfacinorous]

emthroney

  I was just reminded that at a recent event, I...

I mourn for makeup with no room for glitter

In fairness, it was more the fact that that guy has a Thing for ruining my makeup, and I wanted to take pictures later... but I did make my friend go outside to put her glitter on before the event. 

This house is not glitter friendly. Shimmer, fine, glitter that is suspended in something and will stay there til removed, ok. Loose glitter is evil and not to be tolerated.

[veliseraptor]

emthroney replied to your post “is there a really niche market for “horrifying smut” because I think...”

*raises hand* also part of that market

caoimheroisin replied to your post “is there a really niche market for “horrifying smut” because I think...”

I am Excited

much-ado-about-mothing replied to your post “is there a really niche market for “horrifying smut” because I think...”

My fucking JAM

arcano-cosplay replied to your post “is there a really niche market for “horrifying smut” because I think...”

here for u honey :D

not-poignant replied to your post “is there a really niche market for “horrifying smut” because I think...”

YES I AM THAT MARKET

on the one hand I’m like “oh good I’m not alone” and on the other hand I’m like...deeply afraid that you guys are underestimating how dark I’m willing to go

then again I guess at least some of you were probably here for the “vaguely erotic vivisection” fic so like...you probably know who I am at this point