#end you

[evilhorse]

I’ll end you again!

[archertheangryboi]

Yes, I wear your jacket as a cape and make menacing faces at myself in the mirror. Sometimes I like to whip it around myself as I turn to add a touch of dramatic flair that would make the phantom of the opera jealous. And yes, I practice my evil laugh in that classic 80s vampire horror pose (You know, the one where half of his face is covered by his cape and there are some serious Morticia Addams vibes going on with his eyes?) because practice. Makes. Perfect.

But that does not immediately make me "adorable", okay? I am viscous and deserve to be perceived as a threat!

[jokegomez]

If Klopp says 'chin up boys', it means chin up boys

[more-things-in-heaven-hell]

"Oh no, the gnome had fallen after your last post and he hopes you don't take advantage!"

// I'm piling on this trainwreck!

*Punts it across the lawn*

[tammeblue]

I am this fucking close to dying but if I do I’m taking everyone down with me

[dumbquotesfromtheroommates25]

“I will end you on your birthday”

[breakfastteatime]

Guess I’m gonna have to write that “Noct steals Ignis’ Ebony and mixes it into a Magic Flask” fic, aren’t I? *opens blank document* *titles it Ebony Fic* XD