TooGayForChic-Fil-A

I don't know what this is anymore...

[archertheangryboi]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

a blog with the url “ss” so that when someone wants to mention them they have to type

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

they have to type

[critter-time]

You have to type regardless to tag everyone.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

you know damn well i was leading up to a punchline!!! lemme finish

[crownbeed]

then hurry up!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I’m getting there I’m getting there

*inhales deeply*

[bunniope]

oh youre bi? why dont you "bi" me some time with a distraction while i crack this safe ya fuckin goon

[himborc]

you got it boss (makes out with the bank teller and his wife)

[theocseason4]

[dailymarvelheroes]

get you a man who can do both

[nitramaraho]

one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel

[crystalitesummerstar]

Y'all, it gets better. She found out.

[buzzfeed]

We interviewed her, obviously.

[buzzfeed]

update:

[rainbowselfies]

[blvckgeezus]

Such a developing story.

[pastdueeverything]

I love this story

[athenadcvell]

This was a wild ride from start to finish

[gambit-of-a-small-rabbit-deacti]

I know I say this a lot, But this is one of the best things on this website

[nitramaraho]

Sophia is currently doing great in college, and I still get about one kid a month in the office who asked if this really happened.

[wanderer-chronicles]

This just kept on getting better.

[mikleos-deactivated20160315]

i hate when you’re outside and the sun

[lezzginka]

i hate when i make body-hair positivity posts and people (almost always white) comment with stuff like “yes fuzz is so cute!” like no….i’m not here for my girls with just fuzz i’m here for girls who have thick dark coarse hair all over their bodies, girls who have eyebrows thicker than their dad’s, girls whose eyebrows blend in with their hairlines, girls with mustaches, girls with thick sideburns, girls who have hairy arms, legs, toes, fingers, and hands, girls with nipple hair, girls who can’t tell where their tummy hair ends and their happy trail begins, girls with back hair, girls with unibrows. hair doesn’t have to be peach fuzz on a white body for it to still be cute.

[bleekay]

shout out to my fellow gender apathetics. really just out here like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[howmanycatsistoomany]

Found the Duluth Trading Post catalogue. @foleypdx and @bossbeth You might need to see it for… reasons…

[bossbeth]

Who knew the Duluth Trading Post was Victoria’s Secret for lesbians? Not me. THANKS, DARLIN

[bossbeth]

Can “read the room, Tess” become the new “Harold, they’re lesbians” because now it is in our household

[moniquill]

…we gonna talk about how the purple plaid shirt has a ‘bi swing back’

[punsanddragons]

“but aces are only 1% of the population!”

okay, do you have a friend who:

has green eyes (2% of the world’s population)

has red hair (1-2% of the world’s population)

regularly watches anime (~3.5% of the world’s population)

is vegan (.5-3% of the world’s population)

has a phd (1.1% of the world’s population that has been to university)

knows how to code (.5% of the world’s population)

can dunk a basketball on a regulation sized hoop (1% of the world population)

lives in california (.5% of the world’s population)

the chances are pretty damn good you know someone in an above group. i’ll admit, the numbers aren’t perfect. but just think about it. what are the odds you know someone who is ace?

especially when more and more people are realizing they’re aspec due to more visibility

[bundibird]

Now seems like a great time to point out that as of 2021 the global population is around 7.8 billion. What’s 1% of 7.8 billion?

78,000,000.

Thats 78 million. There are at least 78 million aces in the world.

The country of France has around 67 and a half million people. There are more asexuals than there are French people.

Furthermore, 1% is a conservative estimate. There are other sources that say that as many as 5% of the global population is ace. So at minimum, there are more aces than French folk. Or maybe there’s as many of 390 million of us. Thats more than the current population of the United States.

[sunshine-tattoo]

Finally. My people outnumber the French. We may win yet.

[akiyty]

we invade at dawn and take all the cheese and pastries

[archertheangryboi]

To war

[lew-basnight]

I did security work for a long time, a very long time, and the only fights I couldn’t de-escalate were with cops. All the worst experiences were with cops.

Anybody else was easy. They’d cross some line or be acting like an asshole and I’d tell them they had to go. Which they’d take as a challenge. To which I’d say “what, you wanna go? You wanna go man? Let’s step outside!” And they’d agree, and we’d walk to the door, I’d open it for them, they’d step outside. And then I’d lock the door.

[lew-basnight]

See because here the important thing is, I wasn’t a bouncer to “win fights” or “dominate” anything, I was there to protect the patrons and staff, I was there to protect the business. I was good at my job if nobody had to think about me being there. I wasn’t a fucking “warrior.” I was there to keep drunk women from being harassed. I was there to keep out people who were already overserved. I was there to keep us from breaking the fire code and all the complex laws around selling alcohol. I was there to reassure the staff that if someone started to become a problem, I was paying attention and I would step in when they needed help. Deescalation was the fucking job. I was successful because I wasn’t strutting around all uptight about being perceived as “tough.” Because if you think being a bouncer is all about putting out a “tough badass” vibe, I guarantee you that people will want to fight you. Making a tough guy look like a chump is great fun for everybody, and you become a huge target for every little weasel with tiny junk or a pocketknife or whatever makes those men that way.

Police acting like it’s a job requirement to strut around like the biggest meanest sausagenecked thug, and then acting all helpless and oppressed when nobody fucking trusts them not to murder people is... well it’s nuts.

[scooplery]

Panera has just released a line of swimsuits that say only SOUP in huge letters on them and I thought of you

PANERA? BREAD??

[olliums]

yeah

https://swimsoups.com

[tahthetrickster]

[pitbolshevik]

heheheheheh

[pitbolshevik]

HEHEHEHEHEH

[petesdragon]

IN CELEBRATION OF ROBIN WILLIAMS

21st July 1951 — 11th August 2014

“You’ve got to be crazy. It’s too late to be sane. Too late. You’ve got to go full-tilt bozo. ‘Cause you’re only given a little spark of madness, and if you lose that… you’re nothing. Note, from me to you… don’t ever lose that, cause it keeps you alive.” 

— ROBIN WILLIAMS, Live at The Roxy, 1978

[IMAGE ID: vibrant 540px ten-gif gifset of Robin Williams in several of his most prominent films, listed below:

John Keating in Dead Poets Society (1989) Peter Pan Banning in Hook (1991) Daniel Hillard/Euphegenia Doubtfire in Mrs Doubtfire (1993) Alan Parrish in Jumanji (1995) Philip Brainard in Flubber (1997) Armand Goldman in The Birdcage (1996) Sean Maguire in Good Will Hunting (1997) Andrew Martin in Bicentennial Man (1999) Maxwell “Wizard” Wallace in August Rush (2007) Theodore Roosevelt in the Night at the Museum Trilogy (2006-2014). END ID.]

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[freedominthedarkmp3]

I'm bisexual which means I have both the limp wrist condition and the I'm gonna lift all those chairs by myself if it kills me syndrome

[metaphysical-marbel]

this explains some things

[sonatine]

like carpal tunnel

[dankmemeuniversity]

[mikkeneko]

i just got this comment over on twitter and honestly i think this is one of my favorite things that has ever been said to me about writing

[mikkeneko]

#THE MAGIC WORD PERSON TYPICALLY ALSO WANTS TO SHAKE THEMSELVES UNTIL THE STORIES FALL OUT

truer words never spoken

[roach-works]

i have befriended a nonzero number of writers with ulterior, shake-related motives