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@archertheangryboi
a blog with the url âssâ so that when someone wants to mention them they have to type
they have to type
You have to type regardless to tag everyone.
you know damn well i was leading up to a punchline!!! lemme finish
then hurry up!
Iâm getting there Iâm getting there
*inhales deeply*
oh youre bi? why dont you "bi" me some time with a distraction while i crack this safe ya fuckin goon
you got it boss (makes out with the bank teller and his wife)
get you a man who can do both
one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel
Y'all, it gets better. She found out.
We interviewed her, obviously.
update:
Such a developing story.
I love this story
This was a wild ride from start to finish
I know I say this a lot, But this is one of the best things on this website
Sophia is currently doing great in college, and I still get about one kid a month in the office who asked if this really happened.
This just kept on getting better.
i hate when youâre outside and the sun
i hate when i make body-hair positivity posts and people (almost always white) comment with stuff like âyes fuzz is so cute!â like noâŚ.iâm not here for my girls with just fuzz iâm here for girls who have thick dark coarse hair all over their bodies, girls who have eyebrows thicker than their dadâs, girls whose eyebrows blend in with their hairlines, girls with mustaches, girls with thick sideburns, girls who have hairy arms, legs, toes, fingers, and hands, girls with nipple hair, girls who canât tell where their tummy hair ends and their happy trail begins, girls with back hair, girls with unibrows. hair doesnât have to be peach fuzz on a white body for it to still be cute.
shout out to my fellow gender apathetics. really just out here like ÂŻ\_(ă)_/ÂŻ
Found the Duluth Trading Post catalogue. @foleypdx and @bossbeth You might need to see it for⌠reasonsâŚ
Who knew the Duluth Trading Post was Victoriaâs Secret for lesbians? Not me. THANKS, DARLIN
Can âread the room, Tessâ become the new âHarold, theyâre lesbiansâ because now it is in our household
âŚwe gonna talk about how the purple plaid shirt has a âbi swing backâ
âbut aces are only 1% of the population!â
okay, do you have a friend who:
has green eyes (2% of the worldâs population)
has red hair (1-2% of the worldâs population)
regularly watches anime (~3.5% of the worldâs population)
is vegan (.5-3% of the worldâs population)
has a phd (1.1% of the worldâs population that has been to university)
knows how to code (.5% of the worldâs population)
can dunk a basketball on a regulation sized hoop (1% of the world population)
lives in california (.5% of the worldâs population)
the chances are pretty damn good you know someone in an above group. iâll admit, the numbers arenât perfect. but just think about it. what are the odds you know someone who is ace?
especially when more and more people are realizing theyâre aspec due to more visibility
Now seems like a great time to point out that as of 2021 the global population is around 7.8 billion. Whatâs 1% of 7.8 billion?
78,000,000.
Thats 78 million. There are at least 78 million aces in the world.
The country of France has around 67 and a half million people. There are more asexuals than there are French people.
Furthermore, 1% is a conservative estimate. There are other sources that say that as many as 5% of the global population is ace. So at minimum, there are more aces than French folk. Or maybe thereâs as many of 390 million of us. Thats more than the current population of the United States.
Finally. My people outnumber the French. We may win yet.
we invade at dawn and take all the cheese and pastries
To war
I did security work for a long time, a very long time, and the only fights I couldnât de-escalate were with cops. All the worst experiences were with cops.
Anybody else was easy. Theyâd cross some line or be acting like an asshole and Iâd tell them they had to go. Which theyâd take as a challenge. To which Iâd say âwhat, you wanna go? You wanna go man? Letâs step outside!â And theyâd agree, and weâd walk to the door, Iâd open it for them, theyâd step outside. And then Iâd lock the door.
See because here the important thing is, I wasnât a bouncer to âwin fightsâ or âdominateâ anything, I was there to protect the patrons and staff, I was there to protect the business. I was good at my job if nobody had to think about me being there. I wasnât a fucking âwarrior.â I was there to keep drunk women from being harassed. I was there to keep out people who were already overserved. I was there to keep us from breaking the fire code and all the complex laws around selling alcohol. I was there to reassure the staff that if someone started to become a problem, I was paying attention and I would step in when they needed help. Deescalation was the fucking job. I was successful because I wasnât strutting around all uptight about being perceived as âtough.â Because if you think being a bouncer is all about putting out a âtough badassâ vibe, I guarantee you that people will want to fight you. Making a tough guy look like a chump is great fun for everybody, and you become a huge target for every little weasel with tiny junk or a pocketknife or whatever makes those men that way.
Police acting like itâs a job requirement to strut around like the biggest meanest sausagenecked thug, and then acting all helpless and oppressed when nobody fucking trusts them not to murder people is... well itâs nuts.
Panera has just released a line of swimsuits that say only SOUP in huge letters on them and I thought of you
PANERA? BREAD??
yeah
https://swimsoups.com
heheheheheh
HEHEHEHEHEH
IN CELEBRATION OF ROBIN WILLIAMS
21st July 1951 â 11th August 2014
âYouâve got to be crazy. Itâs too late to be sane. Too late. Youâve got to go full-tilt bozo. âCause youâre only given a little spark of madness, and if you lose that⌠youâre nothing. Note, from me to you⌠donât ever lose that, cause it keeps you alive.âÂ
â ROBIN WILLIAMS, Live at The Roxy, 1978
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John Keating in Dead Poets Society (1989) Peter Pan Banning in Hook (1991) Daniel Hillard/Euphegenia Doubtfire in Mrs Doubtfire (1993) Alan Parrish in Jumanji (1995) Philip Brainard in Flubber (1997) Armand Goldman in The Birdcage (1996) Sean Maguire in Good Will Hunting (1997) Andrew Martin in Bicentennial Man (1999) Maxwell âWizardâ Wallace in August Rush (2007) Theodore Roosevelt in the Night at the Museum Trilogy (2006-2014). END ID.]
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I'm bisexual which means I have both the limp wrist condition and the I'm gonna lift all those chairs by myself if it kills me syndrome
this explains some things
like carpal tunnel
i just got this comment over on twitter and honestly i think this is one of my favorite things that has ever been said to me about writing
#THE MAGIC WORD PERSON TYPICALLY ALSO WANTS TO SHAKE THEMSELVES UNTIL THE STORIES FALL OUT
truer words never spoken
i have befriended a nonzero number of writers with ulterior, shake-related motives