Tips on how to prevent assaults!
I recently came across an incredibly useful guide on how to prevent assaults. Finally, something we all really need these days!
• Don’t slip drugs into people’s drinks to control their behavior.
• When you see someone walking alone, just leave them alone.
• If you stop to help someone with a broken car, remember not to assault them.
• When you’re in an elevator and someone else gets in – don’t assault that person.
• When you come across someone asleep, the safest option is not to assault them.
• Never sneak into someone’s house through an open door or window, don’t jump out from between parked cars – and don’t assault that person.
• Remember, people go to the laundry room to do laundry. Don’t try to assault someone who is alone there.
• If you can’t stop yourself from assaulting people, ask a friend to accompany you in public.
• Carry a whistle. If you’re afraid you might accidentally assault someone, blow it until someone comes to stop you.
• Don’t forget that honesty is the best policy. Don’t pretend to be a caring friend just to gain someone’s trust before assaulting them. Consider telling them your intentions – if you don’t, they might think you’re not planning an assault.
What’s really sad is that if I put these points on a small card and told some people to keep it in their wallet, it would likely work.
