Markiplier Egos Headcanons...
NSFW Headcanons!! 18+ !!!
(top, bottom, switch, as well as kinks/fetishes they would probably have)
Maybe OOC idk this is going off of memory for all of them (in character to me lol)
Top, Bottom, or Switch?
Damien- Switch
So I feel like Damien would depend on the day
Like I feel like he would love to lay back and let you take the lead after a long, hard day as the Mayor
Letting you tie him up, use him however you need
But he would also be so down to top
I can picture it now
Him making you get off on his thigh or shoe or something because he is too busy with his work
Being "mean" and using his "Mayor Voice" with you when you are too needy
oml making you hump his cane
anyways...
he would be a switch, but I feel like he would prefer bottom most of the time!
Darkiplier- Top
Branching off of Damien, I feel like Dark would top most of the time, if not ALL of the time
Don't get me wrong the idea of putting him in his place is VERY pleasant (for everyone involved)
But I don't think he would be able to let his guard down enough to do that
I don't see him as a "hard dom" or anything like that
Because I headcanon him as a major dork who is lowkey shy and very obsessed with you
and gets flustered by you really easy
BUT
he would never be able to let go enough, no matter how long you have been together, to let you top him
but he would really like the idea
Wilford- Bottom
I have seen TOO MUCH top Wilford to let this go on any further
LOOK at that man and tell me he doesn't want to be tied up and used
He wants not just a top, but a dom.
He wants nothing more than to let you take care of him
I physically can not see him topping anyone
He, like Dark, would get flustered by you so easy omg
Anyways, bottom Wilford supremacy please and thank you
Engineer Mark- Bottom
This man would do anything for you
Which includes topping you if you wanted...
but he would only ever really like bottoming
Engie is smitten, we all know this
The only time I could see him "topping" would be if he gets genuinely angry at you and it is a hate-fuck sort of situation
But on average he isn't going to do anything but bottom
Like Damien, the thought of you taking the lead—of wanting him enough to initiate and take the lead—is the hottest think in the world to him
Actor Mark- Top
Let's be real he is only using you for his pleasure
Unless he really really likes you, he is using whatever you have to get himself off
You will, 9 times out of 10, be sucking him off
But when you have actual sex, he is taking the reins
He is always in control, and don't you forget that
...
seriously. if you try to top him he will get offended.
Like "oh do I not get you off well enough as is? do you have to tell me what to do because i don't do well enough"
and then sulk for a few days before crawling back to you like nothing happened and fucking you senseless
Simon- Switch
Our good 'ol convict :)
The reason I say switch is because I think it depends on the point in his life
His "Butcher" days? Top 100%
Quick fucks in a bathroom or supply closet where he ghosts you the next day
No. You can't take the lead. He doesn't have time for that.
He has stuff to do, and you are the least of his priorities
So he will top. And if you don't like that? Leave. He'll find someone else. He always does.
Post-Arrest/Convict Simon? True switch.
This man wants to be held, but understands if another convict also wants that
Torn between Convict!Simon who will take charge and fuck you senseless in the span of 10 minutes versus Convict!Simon who will cum in his pants because you demanded he lie down and kissed him on the forehead...
And then there is after the events of iron lung.
He wins back his freedom, and finally settles down
Finds a S/O, maybe gets married, maybe even has kids
But one thing is for certain, this man will bottom forever
He wants to be held
To be told what to do, but in a sweet way
He wants you to demand he lays down on the bed and "take it" while kissing him from head to toe
He just wants to feel loved
Useful
Like you aren't going to leave him
I think he needs therapy
Yancy- Top
Yancy was harder for me to figure out
I feel like he would be fine with you thinking you are taking the lead, but would never actually relinquish his control
if that makes sense
He is very soft, though
Very careful
He wouldn't ever say anything to you that would come across as mean or anything
He would be very polite with it
"Please lay down, dollface"
"Fuck, get on your knees f'me, doll, please"
Always saying please and thank you as he fucks your brains out and pins you against the mattress, yk?
Heist Mark- Switch
I think it, again, depends on where you are with Heist Mark atp
Like, is it in the beginning of AHWM when you are annoying the fuck out of him?
Constantly trying to stick together?
Eyes wide, face flushed every time he so much as looks at you?
Yeah. Top. 100%
He would top you just to get you to shut the fuck up
Maybe so he could slip away while you are reeling from the aftermath of fucking in a sewer or something equally insane
But he really wouldn't be able to slip away
Not after he sees you so helpless, so completely fucked out
Anyways
When you get to know each other a bit better
Maybe after a few near-death experiences...
He gets soft on you
Well- soft may not be the best word to describe him around you...
But ykw i mean
He would mainly bottom
Let you take care of him
Climb into his lap after you wake up the next morning after you steal that jeep from the museum
Thanking him for making breakfast for the two of you.
God he looks good in that apron
(yes i still count that as Heist mark... technically most of these guys are actor so who cares)
Illinois- Top
Not a whole lot to say about Illinois tbh
He's pretty much a "what you see is what you get" sort of guy
I think he is like Dark a lot in the way that he would ALWAYS top, but would secretly want to bottom
But I feel like he would really enjoy topping
Like
A lot
He is just a cocky, kinky bastard who loves to make people, especially you, scream his name
Kinks? Or Fetishes?
(for reference, kinks are something that help you get off, while fetishes are something you need to get off- brief explanation but just in case you were confused)
Damien
I think he is a very vanilla man
I don't think he has any fetishes tbh
A few kinks, though (because who doesn't?)
I feel like he would like latex? Idk it's just a vibe i get from him
But like only a little latex
Like you wearing a latex suit? Think catwoman vibes
I think he would also be really into puppy play/ pet play
But for you
He would give you a crate in his office with a dog bowl for water and like, toys and stuff
Make you sit in just your underwear and a collar with a little bell on it
Underwear if you're lucky
I think he would so get off on clicker training you omg my world has opened up to this possibility
Clicker training you to crawl over to his desk and suck him off whenever he gets a little stressed
The bell on your collar tink-ing every time you move
Light bondage would also be a kink for Damien
I don't think he would be into either of you being super intricately tied up
But maybe tie him up to the bedframe using his belt, or vice versa?
I think he would find that so fucking hot omg
Other than that maybe public stuff?
But I also feel like that would be a secret idea he enjoys on his own
He would be too flustered and nervous to actually be able to pull it off, I think
Darkiplier
Good lord what is this man not into?
He would genuinely be up to try anything with you i feel
Are you into it? Cool. So is he.
On his own, however, I feel like he would be into everything Damien is but 10x more hardcore.
Pet play?
You are crawling around 24/7 as his own personal kitty
He calls? you come
But he would be less gentle that damien with it, i fear,
Like, if you disobey enough, or he finds you difficult to "train"?
Shock collar (like the ones for dogs..)
You want to be a brat and not come when he clicks? Well prepare to be shocked
The reason it is a kink more than fetish for him is bc I don't think he would need this
If you aren't into it at all, he can drop it
You want to know what he can't drop?
Like to the point where he won't come unless this is involved?
Overstimulation, and it's very dear cousin, edging.
He genuinely won't cum unless he edges you/overstimulates you
He doesn't have to do both
But god would he love to
No matter what happens, be prepared for a 3+ hour session of him either making you cum over and over and over again until you are a writhing mess, or edging you a billion times until you are a sobbing, pleading wreck for him
Seriously can't get off without it
On that note, he loved when you cry
Not in a mean, evil way
No.
He wants you to feel so good you can't do anything but cry
He wants to break you just so he can put you back together again!
Wilford
He is into those beautiful bdsm bondage things.
I think it is called Kinbaku or something
Anyways, he is SUPER into that
honestly, anything to do with art or creating he would love to bring into the bedroom.
He is, inherently, a creative person
Being able to tie you (yes, even though he is a bottom he wouldn't find it nearly as fun being tied up that intricately, since he wouldn't be able to see it) into beautiful knots like that would be a dream come true
I don't even think most of his kinks are inherently sexual, if that makes sense?
He just sees a beauty in the thinks people (especially you) create
I think he would also be into gun play
Yes, i know, big jump from making pretty knots lol
But he would never actually load the gun... maybe... probably.
Yeah you would play russian roulette once while having sex and then the gun would actually go off missing you by an inch and he would never bring it up again
BUT he would absolutely get off on you making him suck off a gun while fucking.
OR pressing a gun to his head while fucking.
OR a gun even being in the room while, you guessed it, fucking.
On the same note as both, I feel like knife play would work for him
Like, in the sense that you are cutting patterns into his bare skin
He would love to bare the scars of your creations
He wants to be littered with what you create
Adding onto this... marking
Mark that man UP
Hickeys, cutting him, biting him
Hell, piss on the man for all he cares
Just do whatever you can to make sure everyone, including himself, knows he is YOURS
Engie
I want to say something that might get me crucified ngl
But maybe, potentially, electro-shock play? (idk what it would be called)
Maybe it starts bc one day you, captain, are making your rounds and come across your beloved head engineer trying, desperately, to fix something.
You are about to pass by him when there is a big spark, which shocks him, making him make the most delicious sounds
You know that he was literally shocked by live wires... but god the moans that poured out of him from it
He never knew that something so painful could be so hot when you were doing it to him.
Atp buy him a shock collar.
OMG wait—
He would be into pet play but where he is your pet
Give this man a collar and a leash and he will be yours for eternity (as if he isn't already)
His dick would be so hard just by you saying "good boy" when he fixes something, his metaphorical tail wagging
He has both a praise kink and a degradation kink
Or would it be more of a fetish?
Yeah, change that font to red baby
You need to praise that man, tell him how good he's doing for you, or else he won't be able to get off
He can get hard from just your touch, yeah, but actually cumming?
Has to be called a good boy to do it. Them's the rules.
OR he has to be told how much a dirty boy he's being
Degrade that man until he's brought to tears because he knows he's being bad, he just can't help it.
Actor Mark
Intox kink.
Actor will fucking drown you in alcohol or pills or whatever he can get his hands on before absolutely wrecking you
His fat cock wedged inside you while he shoves a bottle of whiskey into your mouth
Gets off on not just the fact that you are so sloppy drunk/high that you can't even think straight, but that you are just letting him do whatever he wants to you
You are just sitting there, looking up at him all doe eyed while he pours tequila down your throat.
You could say no, you could always say no, and he would absolutely respect that
But you don't
And you won't
And he can't get enough of it
I feel like he would also have a breeding kink
NOT because he wants to get you pregnant (if you even can be). GOD no. the last thing he wants is another fucking kid to pay for
But the thought of you being so fucking full of him is something he can't stay away from.
The thought of you dripping with his cum, which he then pushes back into you with his fingers, will make him cum on the spot
He also has to degrade you.
He can't help it that you're just a dirty little slut, letting him cum inside you
That you're a fucking whore, wrapping your mouth around him like that.
He can't cum unless he does it, so if you don't like it idk what to tell you (I fear he cares about his pleasure more than yours, sorry)
Simon
I am going to focus on post-iron lung simon, because anything else would be completely different (i can do the butcher and convict!simon in a separate post if you are interested/have even read this far lol)
i think this man need to have a therapy kink. king, go to therapy. king, be loved. love fetish.
jokes aside, I think he would be fairly vanilla post-lung.
I like the thought of him having a breeding kink
Knowing you are his forever person, and wanting to tie you to him forever so you can never leave.
Not to the extent of poking holes in condoms (realistically, even though that is kinda hot), but moreso you fucking yourself on him and begging him to breed you gets him off so much
I think knowing you love him so much that you would let him cum inside you has to be the best thing in the world to him.
But also...
virginity kink??
Like yeah... he wants you to take the reins, to be on top.
He wants to be with you forever...
but that doesn't mean he doesn't get off on being able to be your first everything, when so much of his firsts were taken from him.
Being able to make your first time slow, and good, and beautiful, where his was haste and rushed in between whatever Eden wanted him to do means so much to him
He also like the dirty feeling it gives him that he is literally all of your experiences. No other man or woman has touched you like he has. And nobody ever will. It's like you were created just for him, and oh fuck does that turn him on.
He also loves being praised.
Makes him cum immediately.
Seriously. First time you called him a good boy he came in his pants at dinner. Untouched. Yeah.
I don't think he would really have a fetish, sadly. I just don't think he would have experienced enough that made him feel good enough to form a fetish.
Maybe eventually one of the kinks will turn fetish, who knows?
Yancy
Bondage, bondage, and more bondage.
He loves it so much it is a borderline fetish
Not in the same way as Will, but more in a rough and fast sort of way.
Ripping a shirt apart to tie up your hands, for instance
Using your panties/underwear to tie them together, even
Shoving your underwear in your mouth as a gag is a big one for him omg. Shoving his underwear in your mouth as a gag... wow
Handcuffs, which i fear is obvious given it is Yancy, is a super extra turn on compared to everything else.
If you guys are in prison together, he's stealing a pair of cuffs just to handcuff you later.
He likes to toy with you by saying he lost the key/forgot to steal it once you are handcuffed to whatever he handcuffed you to
This one might be a bit more... unconventional to the general audience...
piss kink?
DONT SHOOT. PLEASE HEAR ME OUT.
It's not like he wants you to piss in his mouth or anything, right?
just maybe... all over his dick?
He makes you drink like, a gallon of water before he fucks you. Within like, an hour before?
"Yous's dehydrated, dollface. Gotta drink up f'me, yeah?"
Pressing on your bladder while he fucks the shit outta you, just to act surprised when you piss while he shoved his dick so far inside you.
I know, i know, im a disgusting piss freak monster. Shoot me down.
Heist Mark
He is a brat tamer through and through
sorry not sorry
you are going to tell me he wasn't about to punish-fuck you after you said you didn't want to split up for the millionth time? please.
i feel he also enjoys a good hate fuck
i don't think he is one to be super romantic, usually. Especially early on.
so passion fueled hate fucking is his forte
finding someone he can't stand (you) and letting out all his rage in like, 30 minutes of the filthiest, dirtiest sex imaginable is his bread and butter
even when you are in a long term relationship, hate fucking after an argument is enough to make him start an argument in the first place
One thing that is consistent no matter how long you have been together though, is he loves being in public
Not necessarily going to the mall and fucking in front of the JC Penny
But car sex, dicking you down good in the front seat, letting anyone who walks by see just how good you are for him turns him on like no tomorrow
You aren't super comfy with that? What about driving out into the woods. Nobody'll be there baby? Yeah?
Just to go fuck, top down on the car, near a campsite. The thought of someone walking up on the two of you is enough to spur him on.
His favorite is during the heist, however.
You two are partners in crime, so why wouldn't you act like partners during the crime? Duh?
Yeah you fuck on the mission to steal that fuckass box and are almost caught by security guards because you can't stay quiet
Illinois
Public. Public. Public.
If it isn't public, why do it?
Whereas Heist Mark is very car-sex vibes, Illinois is very "let's have sex next to this historical monument" vibes
Yeah, so what some tour guide who is getting paid minimum wage is about to bring a group here? You will be quiet and fast, like it never happened.
Not like he would mind if someone caught you...
in fact he would love getting caught
showing off how well he fucks his little toy, how good you take him
even you catching him jacking off is like a cherry on top, the way your eyes widen and cheeks flush
he eats it up
He is big on thrill. He doesn't play around too much with gun play/knife play, but once you bring it up good GOD does he go crazy with it
He likes it when you get all shy and flustered bringing something kinky up to him. He loves having to coax it out of you
You could bring up anything and he would do it. Truly a "i'll try anything once" kinda guys.
Don't think he would really have a fetish, but I think he would have almost every kink. Again, if you are willing to try everything once like he is, why not try it again?
