#engravely

[dirkdotcom]

three to eight, but ignore the opposite gender part.

Put a number in my ask.

3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?John @ghoulsmashes, I guess.

4. Are you easy to get along with?Absolutely not.

5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?I don’t like anyone, and I don’t drink, so this question is incredibly inapplicable.

6. What kind of people are you attracted to?Dudes.

7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?No.

8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?Right now? Probably @haldotcom.

[domineer-blog]

idk if i sent u one but BEEEEEP

19. a bad idea text

[ to : strawberry shortcake 🍓🍓🍓 ]

[ attached: it’s a photo! a selfie this time. making the ;9 face, of course. naturally. but that’s not all! in her gloved hands, she’s holding a bottle of……. absinthe. for science! ]

see you in the next dimension.if i text you during my impending wild adventure, you better delete anything incriminating if you know whats good for you

[hesnipe-blog]

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i heard that he’s only paid minimum wage. not to mention, he’s ridiculed like this by people who can’t take him seriously. it wasn’t his choice. maybe he hates clowns too. give him a chance. when that makeup comes off…dicks out. hearts out.

I AIN’T GONNA FUCK RONALD MCDONALD !!

[domineer-blog]

engravely replied to your post: im not allowed to name any more nicknames for...

You told me to beg. You can’t have your cake and eat it, Domineer.

funny that you mention cake.

[singlemonstresses]

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it summons the illusion of a wild one, becoming the caricature of what we wished we were. what we wished we could be, for the sake of another. it’s a commentary on shedding your skin to assimilate into someone’s expectations. flo rida got you.

At long last, I sink into the marsh of his love. 

[singlemonstresses]

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oh, i know this was in reference to the song. but my warning still applies. maybe flo rida was misinterpreting you. perhaps he wanted you to be a wild one and imposed that wish onto you through song.

There is no way you knew. I would not have published a reference to my public blog that just anyone would get.

Hear for Flo Rida’s unequivocal joviality. Does it not summon the wild one in each of us? Does it not invoke someone who would, in fact, admit themselves to a veritable bacchanal of the crazy, the stupid, and the foolish? 

[singlemonstresses]

engravely replied to your post: Hello. I heard you were a wild one and I was...

don’t listen to every rumour you hear.

These sentiments were imparted with such earnestness. How could the tone be interpreted as anything but heartfelt candor? 

[dirkdotcom]

@engravely You’re welcome. Nothing you do is affected by your own desires.