Absolutely hilarious every step of the way.
Good Omens: Aziraphale, Crowley, Anathema, Newt, Warlock, Dagon, Hastur, Legion (OC), misc characters, 2+ chapters; 11k+ words. ~ Relax, angel, it’s not much worse. It’s just our bodies. It’s not like we enfolded or anything.“ ~ Crowley, in 500 AD, after having physical sex with Aziraphale for the first time, blissfully unaware that he has just foreshadowed himself into a corner ~ Warning: nsfw, mention of body horror/bodily injury, character death/discorporation, drug mention, body sharing, discussion of new pronouns, food (mostly tea)














