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A Funny Old World - noodlefrog

Oh man, that was excellent.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/25106068

Good Omens: Hastur, Ligur, misc characters (mentioned) Single chapter; 4,328 words. ~ Hastur liked fire. It had a certain look about it that he liked to watch, the color and the movement and the coiling of the smoke. If he was feeling sentimental, which was rare, he'd call it beautiful. Most of the time, he called it fun. Destructive. Exciting. Funny, sometimes, especially when humans were around to see something of theirs burning and did all that business of running around yelling about it. He liked Ligur, as much as he could like any fellow demon. Ligur was competent at the temptations he performed and had a similar kind of eye for the artistry of a long con that Hastur could appreciate. He was... cunning. Ruthless. Vicious. A right proper menace. Excellent lurker. Knew how to bide his time and plot and scheme with the best of them. He could respect Ligur for what he was: an evil bastard who he didn't hate being around. When he was feeling sentimental, which was rare, he would think of him as beautiful, too. ~ Warning: canon-typical cruelty/Hell grossness, temporary main character death, canon minor character deaths, descriptions of Falling, (brief!) mention of animal abuse, various mentioned violences/torture methods, smoking (cigarettes)

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Better Than Working - cyankelpie

Why don’t I read more of these two?

https://archiveofourown.org/works/31653371

Good Omens: Gabriel, Beelzebub, misc characters Single chapter; 7,426 words. ~ Due to circumstances, Gabriel and Beelzebub find themselves on Earth on the same day. Due to recent events, work has become a nightmare. The obvious solution is for them to pretend they're meeting on business to extend their time off as long as possible. Nobody involved likes this plan, but at least it's better than working. ~ Warning: food (disgust/trouble), hypothetical death/murder/vomit, flies, mentions of general hell grossness/misery, brief fire

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Liquid Gold - fashioncriminal, smolalienbee, Sodium_Azide, Tarek_giverofcookies

A gentle cottagecore human AU, featuring a bit of a bastard, a bit of a soft touch, and many many bees.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/32217562/

Good Omens: Crowley, Aziraphale, Anathema, Tracy, Newt, misc characters 8 chapters; 36,449 words. ~ Goth beekeeper Crowley starts a new life in the countryside, in a suitably gothic house, with suitably goth furniture, tombstones, and bees. One day Crowley finds a surprise singing to the bees. And Crowley's suitably goth life changes. ~ Warning: illustrated, food/alcohol, insects, (brief!) violent hypotheticals/suicide/murder mentions, (past!) death/injury, unintentional misgendering, harassment/nonconsensual touch/removed sunglasses, plant yelling, implied physical intimacy (non-graphic/fade-to-black), slightly confusing dialogue format

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Villainous - IneffablePenguin

Once Upon A Time… There was a red-haired sorcerer who lived alone in a high tower, and a blond prince who lived in a palace full of people. And they were both of them desperately lonely.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/30248922/

Good Omens: Crow/Anthony (Crowley), Azra (Aziraphale), Serafina (a horse), Michael (OC?), Gabriel, Hastur, Belz (Beelzebub), Ligur, Dagon, Tracy, Anathema, misc characters 31 chapters; 216,546 words. ~ The Kingdoms of Empyrion and the Sorcerers of Apollyon have hated each other for hundreds of years, ever since the Great War. They do not interact, other than to occasionally try to kill one another. And they certainly do not make friends.Crow is an exhausted sorcerer who just wants everyone to leave him the hell alone: for the Sorcerer’s Council to stop harassing him to live up to his potential, and for wannabe Empyrion Heroes to stop attacking his tower to try and kill him. Until one day when he meets Prince Azra of the High Fells, who doesn’t behave anything like he’s supposed to… ~ Warning: illustrated, sex, food, (sometimes excessive) alcohol, frequent violence/murder, blood/injuries/unconsciousness/serious head wounds, fire, abduction, past! parent death, possible trichotillania trigger, minor character death, various excrements/bodily functions, disgusting/horrible hypotheticals, unsanitary/unsafe settings/pests, abusive family, mentioned decapitation/animal cruelty/insect death, some body/size thoughts/shaming, ableist language, discussion of age differences/arranged marriages/(hypothetical) incest, pressure to have kids, (indirect) ass-to-mouth, plant threatening ~ Podfic Available - SkyAsimaru

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Honey and Vinegar - cthchewy

This was a wild crossover, oh boy. And rather disgusting, in line with HS canon.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/1965171/chapters/4252170

Homestuck/Good Omens: Crowley, Aziraphale, Sollux, Eridan, Karkat, Jade, Damara, Jake, Feferi, Adam Young, Rose, misc characters 15 chapters; 29,864 words. ~ Crowley and Aziraphale are both saddled with apprentices, which seriously puts a crimp in their style (or lack thereof). Sollux became a demon because of his anger at, of all things, the mistreatment of honeybees. Eridan doesn't believe in angels despite being one himself. Lower Tadfield is now a mecca for witches, and the end is nigh (again). Who's to stop the Woegothics from unleashing Satan upon the world? That's right. A crack team of two angels, two demons, and some kid who likes trashy romance novels. ~ Warning: footnotes, food, (brief!) “slave”/unkind size comments/zombies/smoking (cigarette), possession, captivity, brief mentions of murder/rape/choking/roofies/eating people and babies/non-consensual sterilization, plant yelling, ghosts/death, bees, a lot of jokes about racism/sex/excrement

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"What does sleeping feel like?”

Good Omens: Aziraphale, Crowley Single chapter: 5,521 words. ~ He really is beautiful, laid out like this. The lithe grace of his body, even at rest, the sheaf of red hair falling across his face, practically begging for a hand to brush it from his brow. Aziraphale knows (no, wonders, he reminds himself, in this story he doesn’t know at all) exactly how those silky strands would feel between his fingers. Wonders if there’s anyone, on earth or elsewhere, who knows what it feels like to touch Crowley like that. ~ Warning: nsfw, brief food/alcohol mentions, somno, hypothetical dangers, noncon roleplay (sorta), plug-n-play genitals, gag

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This one really made me laugh, I enjoyed it a lot!

Good Omens: Anathema, Crowley, Aziraphale, Newt, Tracy/Margie, Shadwell, Agnes (mentioned) 2 chapters; 12,400 words. ~ Anathema needs assistance with a ritual. Specifically, she needs a demon's explicit assistance. The instructions are very clear. With pictures, even. She does know one demon, kind of. She's not sure if he'll go for it. But it's worth asking, if there's a chance of keeping everyone safe from divine and/or infernal retribution. Isn't it? ~ Warning: nsfw, food, brief alcohol mention, (brief!) mention of flaying/human sacrifice/smoking, some slurs (hoor/whore, hag), metaphysical injury/burns,

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FLUFF FLUFF FLUFF

Good Omens: Crowley, Aziraphale Single chapter; 388 words. ~ “M’not doing anything wrong, am I? Can’t a bloke kiss his fella in the park?” ~ Warning: illustrated, tame