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3k celebration Pt.2

IM STILL SOBBING ABOUT HITTING 3K! C O M P L I M E N T S / A D V I C E

R U L E S

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The Swag Blog /////////////////////////////////////////// MyGiftCardsPlus Weekend Dine Out Special Posted: 28 Jan 2016 11:50 AM PST http://feedproxy.google.com/&s-weekend-dine-out-special.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=email Let MyGiftCardsPlus help you save on dining out this weekend before you even leave the house! Order a pizza from Domino’s with your favorite toppings! via GIPHY Have a casual dinner with the family at the neighborhood Applebee’s! via GIPHY Grab a burger and bottomless fries at Red Robin! YUUUUMMMMM! via GIPHY Or you can always get a hearty breakfast at IHOP! via GIPHY The easiest way to save on dining out is saving before you even leave the house! Purchase a gift card from MyGiftCardsPlus before you leave the house, trust us, your favorite foods will be all the more delicious with a little Cash Back in your wallet! Plus, when you shop between now and Sunday, we’re also giving you a 100 SB Bonus on select gift cards!*   You hungry yet? -Team Swagbucks *The 100 SB Bonus Offer applies to one purchase per gift card listed above (Domino’s, Applebee’s, Red Robin, IHOP). This offer expires at 11:59pm PST on January 31st. Your SB will credit when your electronic gift card is delivered.   /////////////////////////////////////////// Swaganigans: More Flagging? SwagNope and a 2500 SB Grand Prize! Posted: 28 Jan 2016 06:50 AM PST http://feedproxy.google.com/&ml?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=email Before we get on this this week’s fun I believe some housekeeping is in order. The amount of flagged comments on the last few Swaganigans has been downright disturbing. Comments are being flagged that have no business being flagged and it is undoubtedly harming both the integrity and enjoyment each week. Do not worry though, all flagged comments from last week’s Swaganigans have been unflagged and have been given proper weight when judging submissions (your chances of winning have not been affected). With that being said, enough is enough, indiscriminate flagging will not longer be tolerated. Users that are found to be indiscriminately flagging comments will have their commenting privileges revoked. Further trolling by said users may result in a ban. Trust me, you don’t want to get on Lady Elocin de Vieux Carre bad side. And now back to the fun. All this talk about flagging of comments made me think of one of my favorite’s Swaganigans of the past, the SwagNope. Maybe you need a quick reminder: In 2007 humor columnist Gene Weingarten came up with something he called the Googlenope, which is a phrase or very brief sentence that, entered into the Google search engine with quotation marks around it, produces no hits.  Examples in 2007 include “Squid Meringue Pie,” “What adorable garbage,” and “Please Play Your Bagpipes some more.” In this week’s Swaganigans we want you to use Swagbucks Search and come up with some SwagNopes (No, its not a term for being DQed in a Survey). A SwagNope is a Swagbucks Search, the word combinations of which have never been found in the searchable online Swagiverse! In other words, Swagbucks searches that show up no results at all. Now listen to what I have to say here because it is very important. Anyone can come up with a SwagNope c888ilokkkioptra!55 is a SwagNope, or at least it was before it showed up here. But a really good SwagNope whether it makes you snort milk out your nose, peer deeply into the human condition, and/or cc: everyone in your address book is a much rarer find. Thats where you come in. We want you to use your humorous cleverness and intellectural horsepower to come up with the funniest, wittiest, most clever Swagnopes by the best Swagnopers. Yup, that is what we are calling you this week, so deal with it, again. For those of you that like to follow steps: Go to search.swagbucks.com (or default your browser to Swagbucks Search, or search from the SwagButton or search from the mobile app) Come up with a witty, funny or clever phrase that you think will yield zero search results. There are a few technical notes here, the first of which is the most important. You dont win for just finding a SwagNope; you win for being funny, witty and clever. All phrases must be in English, use standard English letters and be able to be found in a reputable English dictionary. A list of several words (piece, antler, wet, fortune ), keyboard blaber (jkshakl dsjf; ksdjafalksd), made up words (I told the jonge not to sifcer the neeper) and misspelled words (Swabnucks is for suckers) will result in an immediate disqualification. Oh, and to make you think a little harder, the use of the word Swagbucks is absolutely forbidden. Between quotation marks, type your witty, funny or clever phrase into the search bar from which your are searching. For example: I came out of the darkness with a sponge on my horse. If you don’t use quotation marks you are almost certain to get a bunch of hits. For instance, if you type Squid Meringue Pie without quotation marks, believe it or not, you get over 43 thousand hits. The reason is that Swagbucks Search will return any page that has any of those three words. Hit the search button. If your witty, funny or clever line comes up with zero search results (see into the comments below. Dont worry, the search engine creepy crawlers cant find comments on the Swag Blog, so it will stay a SwagNope until next week (if you are a winner). Search engines try harder these days. So even when something is a nope, they will still try to show you something. And since Swagbucks Search is powered by Yahoo, a SwagNope looks a little bit different than GoogleNope. Alaso, a GoogleNope is not always a SwagNope. A SwagNope will result in a message that says Including results for (whatever you SwagNope is). Search only for (whatever your SwagNope is). Thats it guys. Have fun and we will remain forever vigilant with flaggers. First time here? Have no idea what’s going on. Don’t worry. This post will answer all your questions. Prizes Grand Prize gets 2500 SB. Second Place gets 1500 SB. Other runners up get 1000 SB. Honorable mentions, if any, will receive 10 SB.  Any members that gets posted are immediately entered into the select group club of “Swagglers” all of whom are competing for the coveted Swaggler of the Year (i.e the member who gets posted the most). I hope the evilscotsman is keeping track? Guidelines Winners will  be selected on the basis of  humor, wit, wisdom, cleverness and originality. Write your entries in the comments below. 11 entries max. Please include your Swagname, city & state at the end of each entry. Entries must be posted on or before Sunday, January 31st at 11:59pm (in whatever time zone you happen to be in). Judges reserve the right to alter entries for taste, humor or appropriateness. No purchase necessary. Employees of Prodege LLC and members of their immediate families are not eligible for prizes. All gift card prizes are paid out in SB points. To get SB points you must be a member of Swagbucks. If you are not yet a member of Swagbucks that’s ok, no one is perfect. But you can redeem yourself by joining here. For information on Swaganigans rules and ultimate purpose click here. Now it’s time to hand things over to the esteemed Prof Jockey to round up last week’s taxes. LAST WEEK’S WINNERS Last week we asked you for taxes: Second Place Winner of 1500 SB The meme taxIf you can read this meme, Chuck Norris is here to collect. (timidmouse, Longwood, FL) Grand Prize Winner of 2500 SB In Fargo, North Dakota, any murder, by wood chipper or other means, is subject to income tax if the ascribed act leads to royalties from film or television series. (stef19872006, Fargo, ND) Runners Up (1000 SB each) No underwear tax- dont wear underwear and you get a tax deductible up to 5 grand. No proof needed! (Dianablackbird, Orange, CA) Uptalk Tax A new tax should be levied on Americans who end their statements with upward inflections that make them sound like questions (Permasmile, Thousand Oaks, CA) $10 tax for eating a bagel from the wrong end. (wimmr, New York, NY) Honorable Mentions (10 SB each) Everyone must now own a platypus; if you fail to do so, you will be taxed yearly until you buy one. (princessb2, Milwaukee, WI) A Chicago Hot Dog tax on people who put ketchup or catsup on their hot dog when your in chicago. prob like 5% on hotdogs that are regular size and 7% on footlongs. (danhere, Westchester, IL) In-law tax: $10 every time a mother-in-law offers unsolicited parenting tips (Beckyy787, Schenectady, NY) There should be a tax on employees that bring smelly lunches to work. If your lunch contains garlic, fish, or other foul smelling ingredients you are taxed $1 a day that they remain in the workplace. The proceeds from this tax then can only be used to purchase air fresheners, and cleaning services for storage containers. (i.e. communal refrigerators, microwaves, etc) (Lexinati, Lexington, KY) Each person who has been referred by a Swaggler but who has not made the effort to join and become a dedicated swagger shall be taxed 10% of their earnings, said earnings to be transferred to the Swaggler who referred them. (mouseofthehouse. Lincoln,NE) IN CONCLUSION Follow @Swaggodore and @ProfessorJockey on Twitter and tweet at them. We’re not paying them to sit around and do nothing. In fact, we don’t pay them at all!  Now go challenge yourself! -Professor Jockey and his horse Correct Answer -Lady Elocin de Vieux Carre The Swaggodore

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The Swag Blog /////////////////////////////////////////// The Smart Rewards Challenge VistaPrint Typo Winners Posted: 14 May 2015 06:30 AM PDT In 2007 humor columnist Gene Weingarten came up with something he called the Googlenope, which is a phrase or very brief sentence that, entered into the Google search engine with quotation marks around it, produces no hits.  Examples in 2007 include “Squid Meringue Pie,” “What adorable garbage,” and “Please Play Your Bagpipes some more.” In this weeks challenge we want you to use Swagbucks Search and come up with some SwagNopes (No, its not a term for being DQed in a Survey). A SwagNope is a Swagbucks Search, the word combinations of which have never been found in the searchable online swagiverse! In other words, Swagbucks searches that show up no results at all. Now listen to what I have to say here because it is very important. Anyone can come up with a SwagNope c888ilokkkioptra!55 is a SwagNope, or at least it was before it showed up here. But a really good SwagNope whether it makes you snort milk out your nose, peer deeply into the human condition, and/or cc: everyone in your address book is a much rarer find. Thats where you come in. Were looking for the funniest, wittiest, most clever Swagnopes by the best Swagnopers. Yup, that is what we are calling you this week, so deal with it. For those of you that like to follow steps: 1. Go to search.swagbucks.com (or default your browser to Swagbucks Search, or search from the SwagButton or search from the mobile app) 2. Come up with a witty, funny or clever phrase that you think will yield zero search results. 2.5  There are a few technical notes here, the first of which is the most important. You dont win for just finding a SwagNope; you win for being funny, witty and clever. All phrases must be in english, use standard english letters and be able to be found in a reputable english dictionary. A list of several words (piece, antler, wet, fortune ), keyboard blaber (jkshakl dsjf; ksdjafalksd), made up words (I told the jonge not to sifcer the neeper) and misspelled words (Swabnucks is for suckers) will result in an immediate disqualification. Oh, and to make you think a little harder, the use of the word Swagbucks is absolutely forbidden. 3. Betwwen quotation marks, type your witty, funny or clever phrase into the search bar from which your are searching. For example: I came out of the darkness with a sponge on my horse. If you don’t use quotation marks you are almost certain to get a bunch of hits. For instance, if you type Squid Meringue Pie without quotation marks, believe it or not, you get over 43 thousand hits. The reason is that Swagbucks Search will return any page that has any of those three words. 4. Hit the search button. 5. If your witty, funny or clever line comes up with zero search results (see into the comments below. Dont worry, the search engine creepy crawlers cant find comments on the Swag Blog, so it will stay a SwagNope until next week (if you are a winner). 6. Search engines try harder these days. So even when something is a nope, they will still try to show you something. And since Swagbucks Search is powered by Yahoo, a SwagNope looks a little bit different than GoogleNope. Both search engines will always try and show relevant content. What matters is what happens above that content. A SwagNope will result in a message that says Including results for (whatever you swagnope is). Search only for (whatever your swagnope is). The first example is Swagbucks Search. The example after is Google. We only care about the Swagbucks Search result, but in either case, these results confirm that This is what a swagnope search result looks like is (or in this case was, a SwagNope. To make it clearer once again (and without un-swagnoping a swagnope): This is a SwagNope. This is not a SwagNope PRIZES The Grand Prize Winner gets the 4000 SB. Second place receives 2,200 SB (enough for the first $25 Gift card of every month). Third Place gets 1000 SB and the person with the most likes gets 500 SB. If there are any honorable mentions, they will each receive 15 SB. The rest of you have to live with the disgrace and shame of not being chosen.  RULES Write your entry in the comments below.• Winners will be selected on the basis of humor, originality, wit and cleverness.• Submissions are capped at 11. Why 11? Because it’s one number better than 10. That’s why. • Please include hometown and State. • Please, only one submission per comment. So if you want to make 11 submissions, you’ll have to comment 11 times. • Judges reserve the right to alter entries for taste, appropriateness or humor. • No purchases necessary. • Employees of Prodege LLC and their immediate families are not eligible for prizes, but they can still enter. • The due date for submissions, unless stated otherwise, is always at exactly 11:59pm (in the time zone you are in) on the Sunday following any post. In this case it’s Sunday, May 17th 2015. We need the week to review all your Swaganigans! So, if you are in Prescott Arizona on a Sunday at 11:59pm, then the opportunity for you to enter has sadly passed. But look, we don’t take ourselves too seriously here. So if you absolutely must squeeze one in between the due date and the next post…you may. We may read it. Then again, we may not. LAST WEEKS TYPO WINNERS Last week we asked members to choose a sample from VistaPrint.com or from VistaPrints Pinterest or a Headline from their blog, and then create a “typo” by adding, deleting or substituting a letter; transposing two letters; or changing the spacing or punctuation. The typo should change the meaning of what is being said. 4. The Jury of Your Peers Prize Selected by last weeks winner, EvilScottsman1978 (500 SB): From VistaPrint blog headline: 5 Unusual Ways to Thank Shank Your Customers (YITB, Owosso, Michigan) 3rd place and 1000 SB: Laurels Wines Wives The best selection of Hungarian wines wives. (nowahjacobs, Bloomington, IN) 2nd place and 2200 SB (your first $25 gift card each month): From custom clothing section on vistaprint. Captain Cat Pain John. The Cheapest Vet in Town. (Mainelymom, Foxcroft, Maine) AND THE WINNER OF THE 3500 SB GRAND PRIZE! From bumper stickers: (sugarsweet513 from Cincinnati, OH) If only the car ahead of me had one of those, I would have anyways, we will be in touch with you sugarsweet513, about where to send your bumper sticker when we get it printed. Typo Negative: Honorable Mentions (1 SB Each) Try our cupcakes! None like  No one likes them. (andrea11pink, flemington, nj) Eat, drink and be married! carried. (bjd1992) FROM Womens T-shirts: The future Mrs. Yong May 25, 2014 got typod to: The future Ms. wRong February 13, 2016 (SwaggingMyTalet, he best hometown, the best state) Original Car Magnet: The Relaxation Station Sit back and relax exlax. (mfets2010, Bellingham WA) From the Business Card Section at VistaPrint.com:  Slone Plumbing & Heating Eating. Full Service Circle of Life (Lilly, Boise, ID) From Posters: Today Only: All CLEARANCE shoes hoes 50% OFF! It can’t hurt to come in and look. (HunterLala, Grass Valley, CA) From VistaPrint Blog Headline: The Best Ways To Run Ruin A Sale (WardoSmash) Window Decal: Solanos Brick Oven Pizza (DanHere) Ricky Ricks DJ Co. Mention this ad and get 10% of your first booking booing! (port565, Walla Walla, WA) Mens Shirts: Keep Calm and score Snore on (GabrWald) Mrs Swaggodore would disagree From the VistaPrint Pinterest Board> Inspirational Sayings:.Daily quotes and reminders for all the small business owners out there. The original said: Work for a cause, Not for applause. Live life to express, Not to impress. Dont strive to make you presence noticed, just make your absence felt. Typod it becomes: Work for a clause, Not for applesauce. Evil lifts to Empress, Naught to imprison. Donut strife to mark your presents, no ice. Just make Yuris absinthe felted. (Everyones favorite BattyJanice, Pittsburgh, PA) A Very Dishonorable Merit (If I could Un-reward This Person A Negative SB,  I Would) This weeks (and SRTC very first) Dishonorable Merit goes to andrea11pink, whos entry was so good it would have been in the top three. Alas, as the silent Judge Lady Elocin pointed out, she didnt follow the rules. All she entered in her comment submission was Sign the garden shop: were so excited its spring, we wet our plants. Funny, indeed.  But no original line was submitted, no location. So, unfortunately,  we cant count it. Ok, that is enough of that. The results of last weeks Survey of Questions that should have been in the emotional profiler survey but werent, will be made available next week. Our scientist are busy interrupting the results. Now, I believe you all have some unsearching to do. I hope you dont find what you are looking for. And lots of it! And dont forget to help decide  next weeks community winner by liking the Swagnopes you like below. - The Swaggodore

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New Post has been published on The North East Business Forum

New Post has been published on http://northeastbusinessforum.co.uk/enter-it-takes-a-step-back-in-time/

Enter IT takes a step back in time

It was a case of stepping back in time for Enter IT business owner Jason Reed when he moved into his new office in the Innovation Centre on Redcar’s Kirkleatham Business Park.

For Jason has expanded his fast-growing Enter IT company into the very office where he began his career in the sector more than 12 years ago.

Jason, 45, set up Enter IT earlier this year from home but it wasn’t long before he realised he needed extra space and all the office facilities that a growing business needs.  His company is providing a range of IT services to smaller businesses and individuals from PC and laptop repairs, virus removal and system set-ups to PC health checks and data backup.

“I’m delighted to be back in the Innovation Centre as the facilities are first-class and it is a prestigious address that takes your business up a notch immediately,” said Jason. “Now I have the office space available I’m already looking to take someone on to help cope with demand.

“Twelve years ago I wouldn’t have thought this possible but things are going really well and it is quite a coincidence that I’m back in the same office where I began with another IT company.”

Despite being in a competitive market Jason is confident of success and is already building up a base of loyal customers, especially small and medium sized businesses, who use his company for all their IT needs.

“I am really pleased with progress so far and I had only been in the office for a couple of days when four new customers knocked on my door.  Starting a business at home allows you to test things out and my wife Gillian and the family are all very supportive but I definitely need business premises now,” he added.

Jason is re-developing his website and using social media as part of his marketing plans.  Enter IT has just gained certification as an ESET anti-virus reseller which is another useful service to add to a growing list.

“It is important that customers can see we have the right accreditations and provide a high quality service,” he said. “I am proud to be based in Redcar where I have lived for the past 22 years and believe there is lots of potential work for us in the area.”

As a keen contributor to the local community Jason recently donated much-needed football strips, carrying his company logo, to the Dormanstown Junior Football Club and is also on the Committee of Friends of Redcar.

Sue Kirk of UK Steel Enterprise said: “We are delighted to have Jason back with us and we are confident that Enter IT will do well.  New businesses often start out in a spare room at home but people are usually surprised to discover how little it can cost to have an office or workshop here.   The Centres were designed specifically to provide an ideal home for new and growing businesses.”

Details of UK Steel Enterprise’s support for business are available on 01642 777 777 and at www.uksteelenterprise.co.uk. Enter IT is on 01642 680220 and at www.enterit.org.uk.

Above: Abi-Nicole Manley and Finlay Wardle, wearing the new strips donated by Enter IT to Dormanstown Junior Football Club, and Sue Kirk of Steel Enterprise help Jason Reed move his business into the Innovation Centre.

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In honour of reaching 20.5k followers I decided to make a follower gift~ im too poor for a giveaway, so I tried to do something new!

The gift is as follows:

I will pick one of my followers and make them a magazine cover with headlines of their choice.

The choices for the magazine cover include:

A cover of YOU with your favourite character(s) or celebrity.

A cover of just your favourite character(s)— either from the same show/movie or a crossover.

Other— whatever the winner chooses!

Rules:

Reblog this post (maximum 5 times please)

Must be following me~

You can like this to bookmark, but you won’t be chosen as a winner.

Winner will be chosen any day between May 12th-May 16th

How I will choose the winner:

For now I’m thinking just use a random generator~

Things to keep in mind:

If you win and you choose option #1, I’m gonna need a somewhat high quality picture of you! A phone selfie might not suffice :c but you don’t need a super HD pic either don’t worry! For example, use the back camera of the phone instead of the front one.

If you have any more questions feel free to ask me~

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