#envy rambles

[enviousidiot]

So… Cleo is Pluto right? Bc Pluto’s not a “real” planet and Cleo’s not a “real” winner since Real Life was an April fools game?

She’s Pluto to me, at least.

Also I just realized all the winners have been soulmates from double life so far-

Grian & Scar, Pearl & Scott, Martyn & Cleo

Cool

[superherokisser]

i hate how whenever someone is like “oh who do you trust or who do you look up to?” i can never think of real people and i can only think of fictional characters

[impostorism]

seeing old envy posts from when fmab was popular is really funny because some of them are like... oh this poor baby..... this little baby entity too pure just wanted to be loved........ and the poor baby in question is probably gnawing on a metal pole in the afterlife reminiscing on their good old days as a war criminal

[enviousidiot]

Hey did anyone else just now realize that Poseidon called Ody’s crew a “pack of wolves,” and then Antinous calls Telemachus “Little Wolf”??? I am so not okay you guys

[superherokisser]

hello little people in my phone, i have a plan that i think you all with like to hear!!

ok so, i think im gonna finally tell my therapist that i might have depression and tell them about self-shipping! :D

[superherokisser]

hi guys today we are gonna wear my favorite outfit ever and not sit by my classmates 

[superherokisser]

not sure how to feel but ithink its /neg

[superherokisser]

sigh only if i could Become kaeya and red velvet cookie