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eolgani replied to your post: today at work i thought i had to fart...

gross.

(i mean the farting part.)

im gonna fart on you in a minute mister

farting is a natural body function and when a guys had nothing to eat but half a cheeseburger and half a cup of soup he might need to rip one out

you fart too like last week when you watched a youtube video and laughed so hard you tooted 

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sometimes i just lay on the floor and sometimes when im laying there i fall asleep and i guess rose didnt realize i did that so she came out to the living room and tripped over me and she almost fell but she didnt she just woke me out of my nap

johns gotten pretty good at avoiding me or stacking things on my back

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eolgani reblogged your post: whenever john gets mad at me he just pinches my...

it’s true.

i lost seven soldiers but at least i called that it was odds

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whenever john gets mad at me he just pinches my leg hair and gets super serious

like you can FEEL the tension drop and his eyes just get hard and cold and his voice lowers down into this monotone sound of doom and he looks me in the eyes and gives me an ultimatum that will define my life

"odds or evens."

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eolgani replied to your post: eolgani reblogged your post: i am so bored i...

i reblogged that.

oops

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eolgani replied to your post: earlier today i was fussing at john about...

yeah, how did you even do that?

i dont know i think it was a one time deal ill never recreate that occurrence in a million years

it was an enigma

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earlier today i was fussing at john about something and i seriously made some stupid high-pitched squeaky cough noise and it was actually pretty damn hilarious

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the guy upstairs is having a sweet rave party and i want to prank him