Eomer: Aragorn why is there a naked Legolas in your tent?
Aragorn: there is?
Eomer: oh come on. He's tied up to your bed
Aragorn: he is?
Eomer: seriously. You don't ha- you really didn't know did you?
Aragorn: absolutely not
Eomer:....
Aragorn:....
Eomer and Aragorn: *rushed into Aragorn's tent*
Legolas: *smirking up from Aragorn's bed* well good evening gentleman. What a pleasant surprise
Eomer and Aragorn: *lick their lips before rushing over to the bed*










