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[the-punslinger]

Exandria Unlimited Quotes and Memorable Moments - Series 1 (8/?)

Fearne [Cockney accent]: "I'm done. I'll stay." Liam: "[Cockney accent] That's right, it's me." Fearne: "It's me, the cook." Orym: "And now you're cooked." Aabria: "No! I hate it. Ugh, it's very good. " Opal: "I need the spinoff. Or maybe it's Fearne's cousin."

[Facing a door] Orym: "Yeah. I'm going to run and then jump at it." Aabria: "Yeah! Give me an athletics check. Does anyone want to jump in and do it together? You can do it as a group." Fearne: "Yes, I'll do a head ram!" Orym: "Oh, excellent! I'm going to assist you" Aabria: "Don't you have a special move?" Fearne: "I do. I have a special ram attack. Ugh! Seven!" Aabria: "You run into it you're going to take one point of bludgeoning damage." Opal: "Could I Eldritch Blast the door?" Aabria: "Yeah. Make an attack roll." Matt: "It's always fucking doors!"

Aabria: "I got to say it. How do you want to do this?

[As another foe is felled] Aabria: "We got to respect a double murder. Let's go!" Opal: "Double murder! Okay. So this time, you know, she was she was feeling real cocky about this. So this time she aimed a little bit lower and it just, just pierces, just right here." Aabria: "You hit him in the wiener." Opal: "Just in the wiener." Orym: "Did you do the dick graze?" Opal: "I think, yeah. Is that what it's called?" Aabria: "There's a lot of important arteries!" Opal: "There's a lot of arteries there." Aabria: "You can't hit the femoral artery. It's wiener adjacent." Opal: "I'm not going to get into the gory details, but I do think we see a crimson smear..." Orym: "Oh! Brutal!" Opal: "...soak the front of the pants. He looks down, horrified, looks up. I do this [flips the bird], and he falls." Aabria: "Yes!" Liam: "Who will put my kids through thieves' guild college?

Dariax: "Oh shit! Eight points of radiant damage. Orym: "Woo! Dariax: "Rolled an eight. Aabria: "Matthew Mercer, how do you want to do this?" Opal: "How exciting!" Matt: "That was so cool!" Aabria: "Yeah!" Matt: "Wow! That's what it feels like! That's cool!"

Aabria: "The hissers are gone and you're alone in a warehouse operated by the Nameless Ones. What do you want to do?" Opal: "I have to come clean! I don't know what Illusory Script is!"

Orym: "Without touching it, does it look like any poison needles are going to pop out of it or drop on us or anything?" Aabria: "Give me an investigation check." Orym: "It's not really my thing. 12." Aabria: "With a 12, it doesn't look obviously trapped, no." Orym: "I touch it with my toe." Aabria: "What part do you touch?" Orym: "Just under the door knob, I'm graceful like a dancer." Opal: "Ballet! More than football." Aabria: "You kick a heavy lock and it jangles reproachfully at you."

[dragonshoard]

Episode 1: Mystery Meat

Points we’re building off of:  

Danny has very little control of his powers (month since accident)

Jazz is overprotective (yet still a 16 year old who thinks she’s an adult oof)

Parents assume it’s Jazz that’s the ghost. Why?? 

Assumption half ghost: I don’t believe that he believes this or knows what he is

Sam is more annoying than I remember (and selfish to boot)

Changes (or clarifications, in some cases): 

Danny has previous fighting experience (his mother is a black belt, she taught both him and Jazz), which explains some of his ability to fight. 

Danny possibly has some innate knowledge for his ghost self which allows him to pick up his abilities so quickly

We’re bringing Sam down (she’s vegan). She’s still very passionate, but instead of changing the menu entirely the school tries to do the “vegan for a day” thing. She’s still judgmental about eating meat, makes a few comments every now and then, but other than doesn’t make a big deal out of it unless she’s having a really bad day

Jack and Maddie do not go crazy and try to catch Jazz (Danny takes the thermos from the lab instead). 

Jack and Maddie are nice/caring parents, abet very absentminded and forgetful (resulting in Jazz’s forced maturity - or belief in her own maturity). 

Danny is initially quite naive and tries reasoning with the ghosts (maybe this continues or he becomes cynical later on)

Danny is still freaking out a month later and spends a lot of time trying to keep from crying or screaming. It’s part of the reason why his powers are so out of control for the first few months. 

His control on his powers are very based on his emotions. It suCKS. 

Lunch Lady is much less reasonable. She doesn’t hear rational excuses for why Sam can’t actually eat meat because it makes her sick. Some serious tunnel vision. 

Not to mention... a lot of the meat is raw, so she’s trying to feed her raw meat, still dripping blood. 

Dash is still a very physical bully, but I refuse to believe schools would let bullies get away with so much, especially with the anti-bullying campaigns that were going on back in the 2000s. 

He’s smarter about not getting caught and has his friends to back him up. Nothing that’ll bruise visibly and no touching the face. 

Short Drabble under cut

“I feel like I’m going crazy,” Danny whispered, eyes cast down as he tried to push back the jumbled mess his emotions had become over the last month. If he let himself go for even a moment his powers went haywire, but it was exhausting to hold it in. 

“Danny...” Sam looked at him with a mixture of sympathy and confusion. She was the bigger supporter he had right now for keeping his powers (if there was any way to get rid of them in the first place). 

“You’ve gotten a lot better since the accident! You haven’t gone invisible once today,” Tucker quietly said, glancing behind him to make sure no one down the hall had turned their heads. Tucker was good at that, reminding them that none of this was normal, that if anyone found out he’d be dead in another way. 

God, he was dead why why it was an accident - 

“Ya, but how many times have I gone through something instead,” Danny hissed back, shoulders hunched and eyes shut as he tried to fight back the swirling lights and the never ending headache that made it hard to think or concentrate half of the time. “I can’t stop thinking about it. It only takes one person. ONE PERSON and I go from geek to freak!” 

“Danny!” 

He looked around to Tucker only to find he was at least a foot taller than the last time he checked. The boy let out a startled gasp as he was painfully yanked up by the arm back to level footing. The chilling, almost numbing, sensation in his legs that he had failed to notice faded slowly as he was pushed forward and into the adjacent hallway. 

“You’re not a freak. You’re unique! There’s nothing wrong with unique! It’s one of the reasons I’m vegan!” 

“Please, you’re vegan because it bothers the hell out of your parents,” Danny muttered, looking back at her with faint amusement as she came up beside him and shoulder bumped him closer to the lockers and away from what remained of the mass heading to their lunch period.

She was good at hiding too.  

“That, and I refuse to benefit from companies that support animal cruelty in the name of profit.” Arms crossed, she glared at Tucker who narrowed his eyes back at her, as if daring her to try and start with him. 

“Eating meat - “ 

“You eat an excessive amount of it - “ 

“ - doesn’t make me a bad person!” 

A middle finger was enough to get Tucker to stop pulling his punches. 

Danny looked up at the ceiling, wondering if he should leave before the panicked thought of them not being there if he had an “episode” had him cemented to the floor as their voices joined the ambient buzzing in his ears. 

Vaguely, he wondered if the wisps found high school as stupid as he did. 

[tokiohotelusa]

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Season 4: Epi #01 - Stasi Ding - Tokio Hotel TV 2017 Official

[the-punslinger]

Exandria Unlimited Quotes and Memorable Moments - Series 1 (4/?)

Aabria: "You are living in his townhouse, yes." Opal: "Oh, mm-hmm, I think that's the guy in the painting." Dariax: "This isn't our townhouse? Opal: "No." Dorian: "No." Dariax: "Oh! Oh no." Dorian: "You do need to drink less. This was before the week that we lost." Dariax: "Probably." Fearne: "Time is a weird soup." Dorian: "A soup? Time's a weird soup? Is that a saying where you're from?" Fearne: "Uh-huh. You look at her and you see in those giant fawn eyes nothing but open and honest truth. Time is a weird soup." Dorian: "Time is a weird soup." Opal: "Like a chowder." Fearne: "Yes, very chunky." Orym: "Chunky time."

Dorian: "We've had breakfast." Opal: "Should we look for contracts, for adventure? [yelling] CONTRACT?"

Dariax: "Anyway. Takes it off, holds it, detaches the chain from the compass rose sets it on the ground, puts his hand over it for a second. And spins it. It slows and slows and slows until it comes to a stop to the left is where the point on the compass, where the north is and he goes: 'We go that way.'" Aabria: "Nice." Dorian: "That's the trick?" Dariax: "Yeah." Opal: "What's that, a compass?" Dariax: "Yeah, well, it's more of a decoration, but..." Dorian: "It's just like throwing a dart at a map and picking a place to go." Dariax: "We can do that, too. Up to you."

Aabria: "Also, this conversation's definitely happening long enough if any of you want to clock it." Dariax: "I'm already walking down the road. I'm part way away, now." Fearne: "What are you whispering about?" Orym: "Somebody's fucking with the townhouse." Dorian: "Tell her, tell her. And I'm going to run after Dariax. 'Dariax!'" Dariax: "What?" Dorian: "Dariax, come back, come back come back come back." Dariax: "Oh okay." Dorian: "We're talking about something important. And I'm going to put my arm around him and he's so surprisingly dense, I'm going to try to try to pull him and I realize I can't and I'm just going to be like: 'Come on, come on.'" Dariax: "I put my arm around him like: Yeah, buddy!" Dorian: "He put it on my liver, it hurts a little bit." Aabria: "A sturdy boy."

Dariax: "Hey, were you fucking with the door?" Aabria: "What?" Opal: "Were you fucking the door?" Dariax: "What?" Opal: "He was fucking the door." Dariax: "That's kind of uncouth, I'm not going to lie."

Opal: "You're really fashionable for a gardener. You must be city gardeners." Dariax: "It's just a gardener guys, it's fine." Opal: "Yeah, she's just a fashionable city gardener." Suspicious person: "Yes, I'm a gardener, and she pulls a knife out, it looks a very aggressive blade and just starts slowly sawing." Fearne: "Insight check." Aabria: "Yes, go ahead and make an insight check." Fearne: "I feel like she's not telling the truth. Oh no. Seven." Aabria: "City gardeners, wild. So fashionable, as she's just sawing and then it lands on her and a couple bits of sap get on her jacket and she's like, 'No! Yep, gardener, I'm a gardener."

[Much later] Dariax: "Wait a second. You're not a gardener, are you?" Poska: "Oh, oh my god. Oh god. And her entire guarded posture relaxes." Dariax: "Dariax gets intense about this, he's like: 'I don't like being lied to.'"

[the-punslinger]

Exandria Unlimited Quotes and Memorable Moments - Series 1 (3/?)

[On the name The Third Wing] Robbie: "I've got questions. Is it like an unwanted third wing?" Aabria: "Yeah, yeah. It's a goose trying to hide it." Robbie: "Start building the lore." Aimee: "Opal's like, where's the second one?" Aabria: "There's two out and the third's being tucked away. He's got a bow tie." Aimee: "It's a franchise." Aabria: "Yeah. There's a couple of these across..." Matt: "Kind of more of a fan of The Vestigial Tail myself, but you know. "

Goliath owner of The Third Wing: "You guys are up very early. Any cool parties? What's going on? Are you all here from the Everdawn?" Fearne and Opal: "Yes." Opal: "He got shit on his beard." Goliath woman: "No, I smelled it when he came in. I wasn't going to say anything." Opal: "Its pretty great." Goliath woman: "Did you do it?" Opal: "I didn't do it. Someone else did it. But what happens in the townhouse stays in the townhouse. Except for the poop on the beard. Because that came here." Goliath woman: "Yeah, next time, please don't have shit on you when you come to my restaurant. It's just a thought." Opal: "Oh, for sure." Goliath woman: "Thank you." Dorian: "To answer your question, we started at the party, and since then we've been sort of milling about as freelance adventurers." Goliath woman: "Yeah, okay. [...] Do something adventure-y." Opal: "You're catching us at a bad time. I mean, we're usually very professional." Dorian: "Yeah." Goliath woman: "You just talked about putting shit on the dwarf." Opal: "I know but that's... That's a bad time I'm talking about you caught us in." Fearne: "Yeah, that was-- that was..." Opal: "Not our highest. Orym: "Hey, man, work hard, play hard." Fearne: "Yeah. Goliath woman: "That, I kind of believe." Dorian: "If you're not interested, I guess I don't have to regale you with stories of our adventures so, I'll just have some bacon. And my feelings are hurt, and I'm going to walk over to the bacon and I'm going to eat a piece. I was feeling proud, and now my feelings are hurt, goliath lady." Dorian: "Yes. I'm a bard." Fearne: "Play us a song! Goliath woman: "Yeah, play us a song." Dorian: "Well, I have bacon lips, it's hard to play the flute with bacon lips. All right. Just one. And I, on my hip, I have what appears to be a handaxe but with a gentle click I unclip it from the axe part and it's actually a flute, which is the handle of my axe." Aabria: "She goes, "Ooh." Dorian: "Eighteen, oh, and a nine, so 18, with performance, that is a 22!" Aabria: "Nice! By the end of your song, she's just sitting at the end of the table and her arms are leaning on it,and the entire, this 50-pound, solid--is tilted in her direction and she's just staring at you."That was lovely." Dorian: "I finish my last note and I clip my flute back on, and I am-- Aabria: "You see her turn her ring around." Dorian: "...But I'm kind of into it and I like the attention. So I give her a wink and then I go back, and I turn my shoulder coyly and I go back to my bacon." Orym: "Old Honey Flute, they call him." Dariax: "Right in the moment of this heated attraction I lean into her eyeshot and be like: 'All right, piss on my spear, shit in my beard, that's two pranks, well done. Whoever else did this for me, let me know because I'm going to get you back. It's going to happen. I'm just waiting for the day. I'm proud of you, I'm proud of you all.' Aabria: "She startles back." Fearne: "I think that was my fault." Dariax: "Respect." Fearne: "I love pranks." Dariax: "Oh, we're going to have some times." Fearne: "Okay!" Dariax: "You see his demeanor change from a jovial to plotting." Aabria: "Yeah, you guys are able to spend a lovely morning eating. You don't have to pay for any of it. That goliath woman is just creeping, like she's in a very high window sill eight feet up and you can see her little eyes look over at you. Give a big obvious wink, and then you hear her elbow someone and they say, 'Ugh, ow. Let me have this!'"

[the-punslinger]

Exandria Unlimited Quotes and Memorable Moments - Series 1 (1/?)

Aabria: "Yeah, there's one little pigeon. It's sort of staring at you and waddles a little closer." Dariax: "Yeah, you too? Rough night?" Aabria: [pigeon coos] "Gets a little closer." Dariax: "Well, hair are the dog for ya? And I go ahead and pull out a small-- (laughs) Small little metallic package in my pack." Aabria: "Yes, please make an animal handling check." Dariax: "Oh, hell yeah." Aabria: "To get this pigeon turnt." Liam: "I thought the Metagaming Pigeon would come much later."

Aabria: "Sweet. You are going to make an acrobatics check." Matt: "Oh, yeah, I am." Aabria: "I will kill you in the first five minutes of this show." Dariax: "Okay." Aabria: "Not afraid to." Dariax: "That is a five." Aabria: "Your foot hits a little bit of leaf on there and you slide and do the splits on the roof. Just, you hear a little (squeaks) of your pants. Just a little rip. As you scooch to a stop right in front of your spear." Dariax [high-pitched] "Okay, buddy."

Dariax: "Hey, mornin'." Dorian: "Good morning, Dariax. Is that a pee pee spear that you have in your hand right now?" Dariax: "Well, it's a spear." Dorian: "With pee pee on it." Dariax: "Right, did you--?" Dorian: "Did I?" Dariax: "Yeah." Dorian: "What?" Dariax: "Pee on my spear." Dorian: "Maybe. No, of course not!" Dariax: "Oh, I was about to congratulate you. That'd be kind of a fun prank, but..." Dorian: "You don't remember anything from last night, do you?" Dariax: "Nah, but I mean, nothing holding me down then, right?" Dorian: "Sure. Why don't you go wash your spear and yourself? You both smell about the same." Dariax: "I'm going to go wash myself and my spear." Aabria: "I don't like the way you said that." Liam: "Got serious Waiting for Godot vibes right now."

Aabria: "As you sort of go through your morning ritual of setting yourself up and trying to greet the day as best you, you take that one beautiful look out the window and the light hits your eyes and goes directly to your brain, punches you in the brain stem. Do not try to out-drink the dwarf." Opal: "No." Aabria: "You will learn that eventually." Opal: "But I'm so much taller than him!"

Matt: "As he squeezes out of frame, I squeeze into frame. 'Opal.'" Opal: "Yeah?" Dariax: "Did you pee on my spear?" Opal: "Yeah." Dariax: "Nice."

Opal: "How about food? Anyone have food?" Fearne: "Oh." Opal: "Is there food in this townhouse?" Fearne: "I'm sure we could find some." Opal [yelling]: "FOOD! FOOD? They're not getting back to me, so." Aabria: "I don't even know what to do with that." Aimee: "She just calls out for everything." Aabria: "The kitchen ghost responds, 'There's food here!'" Dariax: "Food?! Aabria: "Mister comes down and comes over and just slaps you in the leg." Dariax: "I hold the butt of the spear towards him, like: 'Hey, hey, it's too early for that!'" Aabria: "And he just looks at you and [screams].

[the-punslinger]

Exandria Unlimited Quotes and Memorable Moments - Series 1 (7/?)

Liam: "We took the circlet off." Aimee: "Oh yeah. We put it in a..." Robbie: "It's under a bunch of bananas or some shit." Aabria: "Yeah, it's under some fantasy bananas!" Liam: "You covered it in potassium. Subdues all curses and necromancy."

Dariax: "I'm gonna... Yeah, I'm going to back you up on that. I've worked with some of these people, and when you get one person arrested, the rest of them know, and then they find you, and then they remove your organs while you sleep. So, best to stay on the up and up." Dorian: "I like my organs, okay." Dariax: "Me, too. Yeah, I'm a fan of mine!"

Robbie: "Do we still have the circlet in the crate?" Aabria: "Mm-hmm." Dorian: "Okay. Let's make ourselves a little more suspicious. And I want to... no! A little less suspicious!" Liam [honking] Aimee [ululating]

Ashley: "Okay, so I'm going to rub my hands together, put out my hands, and I'm going to cast Burning Hands at... Oh wow, this is why I shouldn't have left my glasses at home. I guess right in front... is there someone right in front of me?" Liam:"That's me." Ashley: "That's you." Aimee: "Oh no!" Matt: "All of us." Orym: "It's a super short-range spell. Ashley: "Got it." Aabria: "I wasn't going to say anything, I was like, "What if they killed themselves? Easiest campaign of my life." Opal: "No more show!"

Fearne: "And then, as a bonus action, I would like to speak to my staff, and the head on the staff becomes a snake." Opal: "Ooh!" Liam: "I was imaging like a presidential staff." Aabria: "All right, Moses, what do you do with your snake? Is it just there?" Fearne: "It's just now..." Aabria: "It's just vibing?

Dariax: "With the fire now burning on this side, glance over this shoulder and give you a wink, like, nice work. I look back over at you, Opal, how are you looking?" Opal: "Better now. Thanks. Scared." Dariax: "All right, you feel confident on that, let's go." Aabria: "Just as a note, he's asking how close to dead you look."

[the-punslinger]

Exandria Unlimited Quotes and Memorable Moments - Series 1 (6/?)

Dariax: "We're not alone. Something's here." Fearne: [Cockney accent] Hey, I'm the cook! What are you? Come here!" Dorian: "Do we want the thing that killed the men to come here? Really?" Fearne: "That wasn't really... I just went on instinct and it was wrong."

Liam: "By the way, I've been raking Riegel for months to not use his halfling reroll on natural ones, and I fucking... this is our first game." Aabria: "Oh no!" Liam: "I forgot! I've rolled like two or three natural ones."

Fearne: "Can anyone read what this box says?" Dariax: "Is it in Dwarvish?" Aabria: "Nope." Opal: "Is it Elvish?" Aabria: "Nope!" Dorian: "Is it Primordial? Aabria: "Nope." Fearne: "Infernal? Sylvan?" Aabria: "It's not Infernal, but you recognize the lettering." Dorian: "Could the five of us carry the whole crate out? With everything?" Aabria: "Yeah, absolutely. This crate is pretty big and bulky, but it seems like it's to make a little distance between the actual object on the inside of it." Liam: "The font is clearly Comic Sans." Aabria: "It is." Aimee: "Papyrus." Matt: "This object is truly cursed!" Fearne: "Well, finders keepers. That's a saying where I'm from. Do you know that?" Dorian: "That's a saying where everyone's from."

Dariax: "The more time we discuss this, the more trouble will be, and as we know, time is a sandwich."

Fearne: "I have disadvantage on stealth. Orym: "Always? Fearne: "Apparently. There's a big, old D next to it." Aabria: "Don't look at me, I don't know why you have it." Dorian: "You're six foot tall goat lady." Aabria: "It's mostly that." Liam: "You're like the Dita Von Teese of fauns." Ashley: "Yeah." Liam: "You're hard to miss." Aimee: "Did you just call her Dita Faun Tief? For tiefling." Ashley: "Oh! Clever." Aimee: "Is that what you said? I thought that you just said that." Ashley: "Dita Faun Tief." Aimee: "That's cute." Aabria: "I respect the pun, you can have inspiration."

Opal: "Can Opal grab one dagger and start picking at her nails, while she makes eye contact with the person looking at Fearne?" Dorian: "That stare down." Aabria: "I like it. That person isn't looking at you at all. So unless you work your way into the field of vision, not paying attention to you." Opal: "Opal's going to work her way into the field of the vision.