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[the-punslinger]

Critical Role Quotes and Memorable Moments - Campaign 2 (79/?)

Matt: "I just need a dexterity check from both of you." Sam: "Oh, just dex." Matt: "Just a dex check using the dex of your owl as well." Liam: "Oh, okay. (fake sobbing) I don't know what the owl is, but it was a super low roll." Travis: "You chose poorly." Sam: "I rolled a one." Travis: "Oh my god." Marisha: "That's so bad." Matt [hinting]: "It is an ability check." Sam: "It's not." Laura: "Can't you just for once use your damn Halfling Luck?" Sam: "There's no skill. I have no [proficiency]. " Matt: "This isn't Halfling Luck. Oh that's proficiency. No, it's proficiency, you're right, for the... Is that how it works for the Reliable Talent?" Sam: "Yeah, I have to be proficient in the skill, but you said a dexterity check. I am not at proficient in dexterity." Matt: That is correct. Liam: "But a halfling, when they roll a one, can re-roll." Sam: "True." Laura: "Yeah, that's what I'm talking about." Sam: "That is true. Hmm. [smacks lips] It's a shame."

Jester-bird grabs Otis to help them but has to roll Matt: "Natural one!" Sam: "But they got halfling luck." Matt [rerolls]: "You don't got her." Liam: "Just join the Tomb Takers already!" Sam: "I'm an agent of chaos!"

Lucien: "YES I'm lost, alright?!"

[weird noise comes from Travis] Laura: "Did you just toot?" Travis: "No, I broke another one [holds up stress ball] My chair's all wet."

[Sam talking in an Irish accent] Taliesin/Caduceus: "I cast dispel on the illusion." Sam: "It's been me the whole time!"

[As Lucien dispels the Tower] Caduceus [sad]: "I was gonna have a hot meal." Yasha: "I was gonna have a..." [laughter] Liam: "A hot meal?" Travis: "If it'll help, I have Marine Layer."

[Patience is drawing thinner and thinner with each conversation] Travis: "We have that effect on people"

Liam: "I use a cantrip and start to make food appear in the fire, and cats, and books, and [beat boxing] booksncatsnbooksncats"

[the-punslinger]

Critical Role Quotes and Memorable Moments - Campaign 2 (78/?)

Caleb: "Molly was like an effortless dick, and Lucian is more concentrated." Jester: "A pointed dick."

Lucien [flicks away tooth pick] Travis: "Ow!"

[About the food penis incident] Lucien: "That wasn't me, that was an apparition" Beau: "Same dick!"

Ashley: "Who has Molly's coat?" Marisha: "I think you do. I have his belt." Veth: "Shall we just dress Lucien as Molly and see if that does it?"

[Yasha and Beau postponing their date] Beau: "Next time we have the dome..." Yasha: "Yeah, sounds good." Beau: "Shake on it!"

[As Veth and Yasha have their moment] Veth: "This is not how I pictured tonight going..." [proceeds to read her a poem] Veth: "I figured you needed to hear it from someone cuz no one's gonna tell you you're special in these horrible wastelands. No one is going to go and say 'Hey you, I like you.' [...] Just remember, I was the first person to ever write you a poem." Veth: "Let's put a pin on this." Yasha: "Yeah, that's a good idea." Veth: "We'll do a proper something. Let's shake on it." Beau: "Veth, what are you doing?" Veth: "You wanna talk about it next to some lava?"

Veth: "My husband has to just find a new wife and he has no game."

[About The Kiss between Fjord and Jester] Yasha: "Did he slip you the tongue?"

[On Lucien] Beau: "He's not blinking. How are his eyeballs not frozen out of their sockets?" Fjord: "Maybe they are frozen open. Maybe this is our chance." Beau: "I got a few ninja stars left." Fjord: "All we need is two."

Jester/Yasha and Beau/Fjord talking about the dates and The Kiss.

Travis [to Matt]: "This morning I have attuned to the smartly purchased ring of fire resistance." Matt: "Well, look at that!"

[crossing the lava river] Jester: "I cast Pass without a trace" Fjord: "Should I cast Water breathing?"

Veth [stealth roll]: "41!" Liam [cackles]: "Yes!"

Fjord making a rain cloud to 'car wash' the party so they're not on fire anymore

Matt: “As you turn this way, the shield blasts off this burst of arcane force damage, and you watch as faint shadows of something just disappears. The rest of you see, firing out of the fog, a rain of calamari chunks.”

[narcopedia1]

Carlos Ledher

[narcopedia1]

Carlito's Way

Carlos bought property, a hotel and even built an airstrip protected by radars, bodyguards and Dobermans. He also started charging a $10,000 commission just for others to use his landing strip. Soon after, Carlos began pushing away natives and tourists until the island was completely his.

[narcopedia1]

Norman's Cay

The Bahamas played a key role in the explosion of cocaine in the United States. Carlos Lehder, Escobar’s drug smuggling pilot, needed a refueling point between Colombia and Miami. In 1978, he began to land in Norman’s Cay and eventually made it his home away from home.

[narcospedia]

Carlos Ledher

[narcospedia]

Carlito's Way

Carlos bought property, a hotel and even built an airstrip protected by radars, bodyguards and Dobermans. He also started charging a $10,000 commission just for others to use his landing strip. Soon after, Carlos began pushing away natives and tourists until the island was completely his.

[narcospedia]

Norman's Cay

The Bahamas played a key role in the explosion of cocaine in the United States. Carlos Lehder, Escobar’s drug smuggling pilot, needed a refueling point between Colombia and Miami. In 1978, he began to land in Norman’s Cay and eventually made it his home away from home.