Critical Role Quotes and Memorable Moments - Campaign 2 (92/?)
Taliesin: “I'm going to cast Bless at 2nd-level. I'm going to throw it at [Ashley], [Sam], myself.” Sam: “Oh, thank you.” Ashley: “I'll take it.” Sam: “And it does what, again?” Taliesin: “D4 to saves, d4 to attacks.” Sam: “Cool, thank you.” Taliesin: “Wow.” Marisha: “500 hours later.” Taliesin: “Literally my signature move.”
[As Beau learns that their enemy is vulnerable to fire] Beau: “Hit it with fire! Caleb!” Travis [singsong]: “Don’t think you have to ask him twice.”
Matt: “Another one screeches around. It looks like a partner of some kind.” Travis: “Hall monitor, slow down.” Laura: “Oh, partner, why you got to say it like that, Matt?“ Matt: “Hey, it attacked you first.“ Ashley: “It's going to be mad.” Travis: “And they have identical tattoos on their arms.” Liam: “Very prominent ring.” Travis: “Eiselcross forever.” Liam: “There's a wedding band on the third hand.” […] Matt: “I would like you to make an athletics check to see if you can push under its massive, heavy frame.” Sam: “As you go down there you see, like, a pouch full of love letters that they've written to each other. And poetry.”
Taliesin: “I'm then going to back off into the corner. The far corner, as far as I can.” Matt: “Okay.The one space you would have is currently occupied by...” Sam: Get away from me! Get away from me! This is my mound of rubble, get your own!
[As they’ve killed the second monster] Liam: “It's me, the third creature in this open relationship!”
Ashley: “I'm going to hold my action, the rest of my turn, can you do that?” Matt: “Well, you've already done your action to attack, so...” Ashley: “My second action, can I hold?” Matt: “Nah.” Travis: Second breakfast?” Ashley: “Yeah, second breakfast? I'll stay.” Matt: “Okay, there is a giant gorilla next to you.” Ashley: “I'll give him a little scritch.”
Matt: “What is the [marching] order?” Sam: “Alphabetical!”
Marisha: "We're all on the same page" Travis: "No we're not."
[As Caduceus takes to the air] Sam: "In every campaign we need at least one flying cow."
Sam: “Wait, I want to do this Caleb style. I take out an eyelash and some gum arabic and smash them together in my palms and spit in it, that's just for flavor, and smash it on your head. Okay, you're now invisible.” Laura: “I'm going to do this Jester style. I'm going to take out my paint brush and I'm going to paint another mustache on you. Sorry, Veth. There you go.” Caleb: "I cast fly at third level."
Taliesin: “All right, I'm going to head out and start seeing if I can get a lay of the land, see if I can find any of those strange blue and green glowing lights. Not get too close, but get a sense of them.” Laura: “And look for the entrance to the Somnovem ward.“ Taliesin: “Any entrances or...” Sam: “And also ambush points. Choke points.” Taliesin: “I don't know what any of that is, but sure.“ Ashley: “And also any snacks.” Taliesin: “I know what that is. If I see snacks, I will identify them immediately.”
