Critical Role Quotes and Funny Moments - Campaign 2 (24/?)
Jester: “I'm going to take the hide he had covering his junk, and wrap it around the heart, because obviously it can take being splattered by venom.” Matt: “Yeah, okay. That it does. In revealing the partially singed troll dong, you also manage to properly wrap the heart for its own use.” Travis: “Us and troll dongs, man!” Matt: “Each campaign. It's a through line, guys!” Sam: “Can we keep the dong?” Laura: “I don't want the dong.” Taliesin: “There's no sense repeating.”
[After the party blows up the troll’s tree] Matt: “Can i get a pair of scissors please?” Sam: “What? you’re going to take apart your beautiful work?” Matt: “Yeah, you blew it apart!”
Caleb: “Yeah, what is Fjord doing right now?” Matt: “ What is Fjord doing right now?” Fjord: “He's fucking bored out of his fucking shopping mind.”
Sam: “Smythe Durban is, knows, or has a gimp.” Travis: “For sure.” Taliesin: “Why must you sully everything good and pure in this world, Sam?” Liam: “There’s a halfling wrapped in parchment paper underneath the shop.” Taliesin: “This is where all those manacles have been coming from.”
[After a failed stealth check] Jester: “Kids, huh? Always wandering off.” Nott: “Goo goo, ga ga.”
The Party continuously failing to figure out what book the bar maid is reading. Eventually, it turns out to be ‘Feather leather.’ Matt: “Some bard somewhere in the past has penned a story about a dark knight in leather and feathers.”
