#epic joke

[ask-thebig3]

Yo lord x, i a m huge fan

A png of a giant fan appears*

- huge fan anon

X: "I was aware I had fans, but who knew they'd be so.. literal?"

oh there he goes

[lovely-lauren-arts]

Guys I haven't posted all year omg

[kitnkatn]

I’m so stressed I guess you could say if I were in avatar I’d be a Kyoshi worrier

[cottagecorrosive]

Npc: bring me 55 of this item

Me: here you go

Npc: I said 55

Me: sorry, I thought you said 5

Npc: you brought me 2

Me: happens to the best of us

[cottagecorrosive]

Remembering that one April Fools when I was little and my father pretended we were always missing the chairs at the dinner table. And for my joke, I, not understanding the concept, took his wallet and pretended he never had one

[cottagecorrosive]

Me: "Wow, I can't believe we both eat at the same restaurant almost every day and never ran into each other."

Person: "I know. I mean, what are the odds?"

Me: "Well, there's 1, 3, 5, and so on. You just gotta change each by two. It's not that hard."

[soyuz3]

really don't like being on the verge of crying constantly lmao

[i-dont-want-your-hysteria]

Wow I didn’t know there was a second Heathers movie