#epic line

[aurlworthfightingfor]

“It is unclear to me what would have given you the impression that I am in need of a caretaker.” - President T’Rina

[honestmouse20]

There will be peace in the dark

Best line the Overlord/crystal king has

[eversoevie]

I've got hayfever.

He's never had hayfever in his life.

How would you know? You were dead most of it!

[iamyooinssi]

“If he doesn’t get off,I’ll give up,If he does get off,I’ll love him”

[fictionturnedherbrain]

'And where would Cher be in ten years?'

'Still married to her brother!'

Listen. Clueless is great, except for Cher falling for Josh, her step brother. Their respective parents are divorced but as Cher's dad tells her, 'You don't divorce children.' That's why Josh spends more time at their house than at home with his mother, because he's family. Why not just make Josh a neighbour with flakey parents?

In the original text - and it still makes me laugh when people belatedly twig that Clueless is a modern take on Emma - Mr Knightley is first and foremost a neighbour and close friend to Hartfield. He is Isabella's brother in law because his younger brother married the girl next door, but he is not Emma's brother in law (no indeed!) Nor did they did grow up in the same house at any point. And no, Mr Knightley did not hold Emma when she was a baby.

The weird emotional incest n Clueless is a bizarre interpretation of the characters that just weirds me out because it's so unnecessary.

[l00r0ll]

There in her arms I cried myself to sleep, and I dreamed of the courtier and the pink-cheeked maiden. But in my dream it was the maiden who held the sword.

Flowers for Algernon, Daniel Keyes, 1966

[newdayslinguine]

“Does your phone plan cover calls to hell”

“Hell?”

“She’s bisexual and dead, where else would she be?”

[gotham-ruaidh]

Well, doesn’t it bother you that...I'm not a virgin?” “Well…no. So long as it doesna bother you that…I am.

Claire and Jamie, 01x06 “The Garrison Commander”