#epitideios

[misspect]

*  00  STARTER  CALL  :     ❝   @epitideios   !   ❞

               “     I’VE  HEARD  A  LOT  ABOUT  YOU ,  MR.  HOLMES.     ”          there’s  a  smile  on  his  face ,  yet  a  slight  dip  between  his  brows  seems  unsure  whether  graham  agrees  with  himself.  perhaps  a  slightly  NERVOUS  energy  about  him          (     seen  rather  too  many  detectives  recently     ).          he  extends  a  hand  in  offering  to  shake.          “     it’s  quite  exciting  to  meet  you ,  actually.  although  i  do  hope  you’re  not  planning  on  investigating  me.     ”

[anguisfell]

📂 ! ( also if it helps i use a random word generator to try and prompt hc ideas!

useless headcanons.   /   accepting.

crowley never learned how to properly drive,   if you don’t count a five-minute rundown of what was where when he bought it.   if it’s not clear already by how the bentley has been quite literally running on empty since the 70′s   (   and before that,   since its purchase   ),   the thing runs purely on demonic will,   and therefore goes where crowley wants it to,   as fast as he wants it to   (   well,   crowley doesn’t believe it can go faster than the speedometer shows,   so it doesn’t,   even though he could technically make it if he thought he could   ).   of course,   crowley being crowley,   he thinks he’s doing more than he is,   and would be foolishly confident in his ability to teach someone else to drive until it actually came down to it.

then,   if you put him in a modern car,   his brain short-circuits for a minute,   and he usually resigns to willingly let it run on a demonic miracle.

→   @epitideios

[calabrun]

@epitideios -- ;

“London air, London fog--what a place to be heavier than a tomb, a mausoleum itself?”

[lumenari-moved]

my love is INFINITE for lucy but my words are limited. as someone who grew up strictly catholic but never understood why lucifer was so hated when they're just a lost child, i adore you. you have breathed so much life into her, and made her truly unique. despite recent events, i am consistently floored by how you have shaped biblical ideas into your own narrative, and blessed luci with more than just what is expected of the big bad devil, but actually made her into a believable person

THANK YOU SO MUUUCH 😭😭😭 you are honestly the best and so kind.

I went to roman catholic school as a wee child and I’ve always felt similarly about the devil. I’ve always been absolutely fascinated by it; I just made sure I didn’t say that at school hahahaha. I’m glad I’m getting the chance now to explore her better and that people are enjoying it!! 🥰

[thaegeiro]

epitideios replied to your post: lkjlafjsf i got a fuckin LOT of memes and i’m...

its because your viktor is amazing ��

oh god i can’t stop laughing i know you meant victor as in my character but my best friend’s name is viktor and i can’t read this any other way

[lumenari-moved]

when sherl*ck h*lmes tells the devil to shut the fuck i’m reminded of why i love rp

[sxdere]

@epitideios  //  because why not.

     there’s a small huff coming from the barista as he glares at the genius currently situated on one of the plush chairs in the cafe.  sherlock had been coming over more often as of late and while jason enjoyed the man’s face the fact he was here from before opening until near closing time was a bit ridiculous.  it had startled him the first time sherlock knocked on the closed door to the cafe,  ten minutes shy of opening with a look that practically demanded caffeine.  since then,  sherlock’s been a pretty devoted regular.  jason didn’t mind the other’s company,  mostly,  but when sherlock’s in one of his moods jason has to put his foot down.

     ❛  i’m not going to sugarcoat it.  you’re being broody,  it’s ruining the vibe.  just a bit.  ❜

[bertievi]

🥀⭐ !

🥀 “Arrogance is a funny thing, when ones -sense of entitlement -goes so far as -to break into not only a --state building but a --private house? Sherlock -boasts this -to such an extent that it is -nearly expected of him.”

⭐“One -cannot help but admire his unique -detective abilities, there would -be ---countless mysteries still unsolved if Sherlock -had not --taken a look at the notes and --put himself on the --case, sometimes with more -formidable underground forces than we -would ever -care to imagine.”