#equal lady

[bigsoftmarshmallow]

Going off of the war horse one- what would the Dorfs and Demise think if their lover one day was riding their horse?-

TBH He would be a little startled. That horse is bonded to only Ganondorf and Demise, and it only likes him. Then again, that horse is practically an extension of the Demon King, so of course the horse would love his lover like he would.

Then again, bribe the horse with baby voice and a carrot and that beast is changing sides. Traitor.

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Wind Waker Ganondorf

Reaction: Wind Waker Ganondorf, known for his calm demeanor, would initially be surprised to see his usually aloof war horse allowing someone else to ride it.

Response: He'd approach with a raised eyebrow, a mixture of amusement and curiosity in his eyes. "It seems you have a gift with animals," he'd remark, watching his lover with a small, fond smile. "Or perhaps my horse recognizes your worth as I do."

Thoughts: Ganondorf would be quietly impressed, seeing this as another sign of his lover's unique qualities. He'd feel a sense of pride that his war horse, a creature that mirrors his own strength and ferocity, has accepted his lover so easily.

Ocarina of Time Ganondorf

Reaction: Ocarina of Time Ganondorf would be taken aback, his initial reaction one of surprise and disbelief.

Response: He'd stride over, his eyes narrowing as he assessed the situation. "I see you've managed to tame even the fiercest of beasts," he'd say, his tone a mix of admiration and slight irritation. "Be careful, though. He's not one to be trifled with."

Thoughts: Ganondorf would be impressed but also slightly annoyed that his prized war horse showed such affection towards someone else. However, he'd also feel a sense of respect towards his lover for managing such a feat.

Twilight Princess Ganondorf

Reaction: Twilight Princess Ganondorf, with his intense and brooding nature, would initially be wary and concerned.

Response: He'd approach cautiously, his eyes fixed on the horse and his lover. "How did you manage this?" he'd ask, his voice a mixture of astonishment and admiration. "He's never been so calm with anyone but me."

Thoughts: Ganondorf would be deeply impressed, seeing this as a testament to his lover's gentle nature and ability to connect with even the most fearsome creatures. This would only deepen his admiration and affection for them.

Hyrule Warriors Ganondorf

Reaction: Hyrule Warriors Ganondorf, fierce and commanding, would be both surprised and intrigued.

Response: He'd approach with a smirk, his eyes gleaming with interest. "It seems you have a way with beasts," he'd say, clearly impressed. "I never thought I'd see the day when someone else could ride him."

Thoughts: Ganondorf would be proud, viewing this as a sign of his lover's strength and capability. He'd feel a sense of connection, knowing that his war horse has accepted his lover, much like he has.

Tears of the Kingdom Ganondorf

Reaction: Tears of the Kingdom Ganondorf, with his calculating and strategic mind, would be intrigued and slightly wary.

Response: He'd approach slowly, observing the interaction with keen interest. "You have managed to do what no one else could," he'd remark, his tone filled with admiration. "He must see something special in you."

Thoughts: Ganondorf would be impressed, viewing this as a significant sign of his lover's unique qualities. He'd feel a deeper connection, knowing that his war horse has accepted his lover, and he'd be curious to see what other surprises they hold.

Demise

Reaction: Demise, fierce and primal, would be visibly astonished to see his war horse allowing someone else to ride it.

Response: He'd approach with a mixture of amazement and pride. "You have tamed even the wildest of beasts," he'd say, his voice filled with admiration. "He must sense your strength and purity."

Thoughts: Demise would be deeply impressed and proud, seeing this as a testament to his lover's power and connection with nature. He'd feel a sense of pride and satisfaction, knowing that his war horse has accepted his lover, and he'd view this as a sign of their destined bond.

In each scenario, the Ganondorfs and Demise would be initially surprised but ultimately impressed and proud of their lover's ability to connect with their prized war horse. This would deepen their admiration and affection, seeing it as a sign of their lover's unique qualities and strength.

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BONUS! For @aikoiya

Ganondorf (Tears of the Kingdom)

Reaction:

Ganondorf would be utterly astonished to see his war horse, which usually only tolerates him, allowing his lover to ride it so easily. This horse, known for its immense strength and fierce temperament, would normally be hostile to anyone else.

Scene:

Ganondorf stands in his stables, arms crossed, watching in disbelief as his prized war horse calmly allows ELady to mount and ride it. The horse, usually so aggressive, seems almost gentle with her.

Dialogue:

Ganondorf: "This beast has thrown off warriors and crushed enemies, yet it allows you to ride it without a hint of resistance. What magic do you possess, woman?"

ELady smiles, patting the horse's neck. "No magic, just a bit of kindness and a carrot."

Thoughts and Feelings:

Amazement: Ganondorf would be amazed at his lover’s ability to connect with the horse.

Respect: He would gain a newfound respect for her, seeing her ability to tame such a beast as a sign of her strength and compassion.

Curiosity: He might be curious to see how this new bond between his lover and his horse could be beneficial in future endeavors.

Ganondorf (Wind Waker)

Reaction:

Wind Waker Ganondorf would be both surprised and impressed by his lover’s ability to tame his war horse. This horse, a symbol of his power, showing such trust in someone else would be unexpected.

Scene:

Standing near his lover, Ganondorf watches as the war horse, known for its fierce loyalty only to him, nuzzles her hand gently after accepting a carrot.

Dialogue:

Ganondorf: "This horse has never allowed another to ride it. You have a rare gift, my dear."

ELady chuckles. "It seems he just needed a little kindness."

Thoughts and Feelings:

Impressed: He would be deeply impressed by her ability to tame the horse.

Pride: He would feel a sense of pride in her, seeing her actions as a testament to her strength and character.

Curiosity: He might wonder what other hidden talents she possesses.

Ganondorf (Ocarina of Time)

Reaction:

Ocarina of Time Ganondorf would be highly intrigued and somewhat taken aback by his lover’s ability to connect with his war horse. This horse, a beast of war, would typically show aggression to anyone but him.

Scene:

Ganondorf watches with narrowed eyes as his war horse, a creature bred for battle and known for its brutality, stands calmly as his lover mounts it.

Dialogue:

Ganondorf: "This horse... It tolerates no one but me. How have you managed this?"

ELady: "A gentle touch and a carrot can go a long way."

Thoughts and Feelings:

Intrigue: He would be deeply intrigued by her ability to tame the horse.

Respect: He would respect her even more, seeing her as a formidable partner.

Reflection: He might reflect on the bond they share and what it means for their relationship.

Ganondorf (Twilight Princess)

Reaction:

Twilight Princess Ganondorf would be astonished and somewhat amused by his lover’s ability to ride his war horse. This horse, known for its aggressive nature, showing such gentleness would be a rare sight.

Scene:

Ganondorf watches with a smirk as his war horse, a beast of war and destruction, allows his lover to ride it without any resistance.

Dialogue:

Ganondorf: "This horse has known only battle and bloodshed. Yet with you, it is as gentle as a lamb. Remarkable."

ELady smiles. "He just needed a little kindness."

Thoughts and Feelings:

Amusement: He would be amused by the situation, finding it interesting.

Admiration: He would admire her ability to tame such a beast.

Curiosity: He might be curious about her methods and what else she could accomplish.

Ganondorf (Hyrule Warriors)

Reaction:

Hyrule Warriors Ganondorf would be surprised and highly impressed by his lover’s ability to connect with his war horse. This horse, bred for battle, showing such trust would be a significant event.

Scene:

Ganondorf stands, arms crossed, as his war horse, known for its ferocity, calmly allows his lover to ride it.

Dialogue:

Ganondorf: "This horse respects only strength. You have shown it something I did not expect."

ELady: "Sometimes, a bit of kindness can achieve wonders."

Thoughts and Feelings:

Impressed: He would be deeply impressed by her ability to tame the horse.

Respect: He would gain a newfound respect for her.

Curiosity: He might be curious about her methods and what else she could achieve.

Demise

Reaction:

Demise would be both surprised and intrigued by his lover’s ability to tame his war horse. This horse, a symbol of his power and dominance, showing such gentleness would be unexpected.

Scene:

Demise watches with a raised eyebrow as his war horse, a creature of immense power, allows his lover to ride it.

Dialogue:

Demise: "This beast respects only power and dominance. How have you managed this?"

ELady: "A little kindness goes a long way."

Thoughts and Feelings:

Intrigue: He would be deeply intrigued by her ability to tame the horse.

Respect: He would respect her even more, seeing her as a formidable partner.

Reflection: He might reflect on the bond they share and what it means for their relationship.

Summary

Overall, all iterations of Ganondorf and Demise would be amazed and impressed by their lover's ability to tame their fierce war horse. Their reactions would range from amusement and respect to intrigue and admiration. Each would recognize the unique bond their lover has formed with the horse, further solidifying their relationship and showcasing their lover's strength and compassion.

[bigsoftmarshmallow]

Okay, Equal Lady again, but this time, what if instead of beating him or nearly beating him, the battle ends in a stalemate?

Like, both are collapsed on the ground, heaving & bloody & in dire need of medical attention. But, at least in Equal Lady (I'm thinking she's a Sheikah), a feeling of satisfied exhaustion & excitement at finally meeting her perfect match blooms like a flower inside her breast.

She bursts into joyful laughter as an unparalleled determination rages inside her, alongside fondness & a desire to know this man, & a goal.

Her decision coalesces in her mind & it springs raspily from her lips.

"You better prepare yourself, because I'm planning to put a ring on that finger of yours."

I'd like to hear his reaction if you please?

Equal Lady! I have missed you and your musings, my dearest. You always come up with such ideas and plots that make me smile!

To me, each Ganondorf would be rather surprised after such a fierce fight to suddenly be proposed to, but I also see that possibly, in Gerudo Culture, this could be an actual valid way of proposing. After showcasing their strength and cleverness, they propose marriage.

My Opinions first:

Windwaker Ganondorf would be surprised. He has spent years alone above the waves, has faced many trials, and now this strange, powerful woman, after nearly besting him, wants to be his wife? He would be reminded of his culture, give it some thought, and actually consider it.

Ocarina Ganondorf is less than thrilled that he was very nearly bested, only held at a stalemate, and now the woman wants to be his Queen? The audacity! He would consider it due to Equal Lady's strength, before moving to formal courtship.

Twilight Princess Ganondorf is amused and internally furious about the outcome of the battle. It had been a while since someone could give him a proper fight, and now they wish to be his spouse. He would offer courtship but already plan a wedding. He needs all the support he can get to conquer Hyrule.

Hyrule Warriors Ganondorf is fucking estatic on the inside. He is a warrior through and through and OH BOY SOMEONE CAN GIVE HIM A PROPER FIGHT? He would laugh at the offer of marriage, before immediately agree-not-agree. He would promise future fights, and I can see him taking a piece of metal, thin, and bending it into a ring before slipping it onto Equal Lady's finger. He was going to keep her.

Here is what ChatGPT Thought:

Ganondorf from "The Wind Waker"

Reaction:

Surprise and Curiosity: Initially, Ganondorf would be taken aback by her declaration. His analytical mind would be intrigued by her boldness and determination, qualities he admires and respects.

Appreciation of Strength: He would respect her strength and the fierce spirit that led her to make such a declaration even after a stalemate battle. This would deeply impress him, as he values strength and resilience.

Deep Reflection: Ganondorf’s reflective nature would lead him to ponder her words and the implications of such a union. He would see her as a worthy partner, someone who understands and matches his strength.

Quote: "You are indeed a remarkable woman. If you truly seek to stand by my side, then prove your worth, not just in battle, but in all things."

Ganondorf from "Ocarina of Time"

Reaction:

Pride and Intrigue: His initial reaction would be one of pride and intrigue. He would see her bold declaration as a challenge and an affirmation of his own worth.

Respect and Possessiveness: Ganondorf would respect her audacity and strength, but his possessive nature would also surface. He would be drawn to the idea of having such a formidable woman as his own.

Strategic Consideration: He would consider the strategic advantages of having a powerful ally like her by his side. This would appeal to his ambition and desire for dominance.

Quote: "Your audacity is matched only by your strength. Very well, if you wish to claim me, you must prove you are worthy of the title of my queen."

Ganondorf from "Twilight Princess"

Reaction:

Cold Calculation and Intrigue: His reaction would be one of cold calculation and intrigue. He would admire her determination and the strength that matches his own.

Curiosity and Wariness: Ganondorf would be curious about her motives and the potential benefits of such a union. However, he would also be wary, constantly assessing her true intentions.

Subtle Affection: Despite his ruthless nature, he would feel a subtle affection for her boldness and determination. This would resonate with his desire for a partner who understands his darkness and shares his ambitions.

Quote: "Your resolve is impressive. If you wish to stand by my side, you must prove that your strength and loyalty are unwavering."

Ganondorf from "Hyrule Warriors"

Reaction:

Immediate Enthusiasm and Pride: His reaction would be one of immediate enthusiasm and pride. He would be thrilled by her bold declaration and the idea of a powerful partner.

Respect and Challenge: He would respect her strength and see her declaration as a challenge. This would excite him, as he values strength and determination in a partner.

Eagerness to Prove: Ganondorf would be eager to see if she can truly match his strength and determination. He would be motivated to engage with her further and explore this new dynamic.

Quote: "You have the spirit of a warrior. If you wish to claim me, then show me that your resolve and strength are as unwavering as mine."

Summary

Wind Waker Ganondorf: Surprised and curious, he respects her strength and reflects deeply on the potential union.

Ocarina of Time Ganondorf: Proud and intrigued, he respects her audacity and sees her as a worthy challenge and potential queen.

Twilight Princess Ganondorf: Cold and calculating, he admires her determination but remains wary, assessing her true intentions.

Hyrule Warriors Ganondorf: Enthusiastic and proud, he respects her strength and is eager to engage with her further, seeing her declaration as an exciting challenge.

Each Ganondorf’s reaction is shaped by their unique personality and values, blending respect, curiosity, and their complex desires for power, strength, and companionship.

[bigsoftmarshmallow]

Hello! Equal Lady again, but mostly just here to talk about something cool is all.

Did you know that helstromism is more than just not being able to be lied to? It's contact mindreading.

If you've ever seen "Now You See Me" 1 or 2, it'll show you a pretty sensationalized portrayal of it as a concept. But, for the most part, it's still pretty accurate.

You see, when a person is thinking about something, their body reacts automatically to it. Helstromism allows you to reach those reactions. Every little twitch & shift is a book to be read. From the direction that your eyes go, to the minute clenching of your jaw, a muscle flex in the neck, the contracting & dilation of the pupils to indicate if who they see is someone they dislike or like a lot respectively. Brows quickly raising then lowering upon being pleasantly surprised to see someone. Leaning forward when they're listening to someone they find attractive.

All of it is an indication of what's going on inside a person's head. And unless someone has total & complete control of every last part of their body, someone learned in helstromism can basically read their mind just by mentioning the right thing.

So, my Equal Lady would essentially be a master interrogator that wouldn't even need to resort to torture to get the information that she wants.

BTW, totally recommend Now You See Me & it's sequal. Very cool.

Part of me does wonder how the Dorfs would react to her, essentially having mind-reading 'magic' even if she never intends to use whatever she is able to passively glean out of him against him.

But I'd also understand if I've already asked too many questions.

I just think it's a really cool talent, is all. And I can easily see him utilizing the skill to his advantage against his enemies to gain crucial information.

I guess that I see her being a ronin Sheikah assassin for hire. Not a Yiga, just a Sheikah who refuses to work for someone she doesn't respect or trust.

In this way, I see their styles of fighting sort of being opposites that complement each other & make up for what the other doesn't in a similar way to Yin & Yang.

There are never enough asks at the moment, so please bother me as you will, Equal Lady. I appreciate the interractions and you are one of my favorites!

It has been a long time since I've watched "Now You See Me" and the sequel. I adored the movies, and now I will have to watch them again!

As for my personal take on Ganondorf and how he would react to such a very sightful woman, he would feel threatened. He is a master of manipulation and charisma, and a woman (or anyone of the matter) who could see past his mask and facade? Threat. He couldn't handle someone who could see his true emotions. As long as she kept quiet about her skill in the matter and handled what she found out/knew carefully, it would quickly help her ascend to his side. But if he knew? Ohhhhhhh... DANGER.

Here is what ChatGPT had to say on the matter:

The reactions of the different Ganondorfs to a woman who possesses the ability of helstromism—essentially being a master of reading body language and subtle cues—would be multifaceted and deeply influenced by their distinct personalities. Here’s how each Ganondorf might respond:

Ganondorf from "The Wind Waker"

Reflective and Melancholic:

Reaction: This Ganondorf would be deeply intrigued by her ability. Given his contemplative nature, he would respect her skill and see it as a valuable asset.

Good: He would appreciate her intelligence and the depth of her understanding, finding her ability to read him fascinating. He might engage in more profound and philosophical discussions with her, valuing her insights into his thoughts and emotions.

Bad: His melancholic nature might lead to moments of vulnerability, where he feels exposed and uncomfortable with her ability to read him so easily. He could become distant at times, fearing that she might see through his deepest insecurities.

Quote: "Your ability to perceive my thoughts without words is both a gift and a curse. It brings us closer, yet leaves me feeling vulnerable in ways I have never known."

Ganondorf from "Ocarina of Time"

Proud and Domineering:

Reaction: This Ganondorf would be initially irritated by her ability, seeing it as a challenge to his authority and control. However, he would also recognize the potential advantages of having such a perceptive partner.

Good: Over time, he might come to respect her ability, seeing it as a unique skill that complements his own power. He would value her as a strategic asset, someone who can anticipate and counter threats before they manifest.

Bad: His pride might lead to frequent clashes, as he resents the idea of anyone being able to read his thoughts. He could become defensive and attempt to assert his dominance more forcefully, leading to power struggles.

Quote: "Your ability to read my thoughts is impressive, but remember, I am the one who commands. Use your skills wisely, and together, we will be unstoppable."

Ganondorf from "Twilight Princess"

Ruthless and Calculating:

Reaction: This Ganondorf would see her ability as both a valuable tool and a potential threat. He would be impressed by her skill but always wary of her true intentions.

Good: He would appreciate the strategic advantage her ability provides, using it to his benefit in their shared ambitions. He might form a closer alliance with her, trusting her insights while always keeping a part of himself guarded.

Bad: His calculating nature would lead him to constantly analyze her actions, looking for any sign of betrayal or weakness. This could create a tense and suspicious dynamic in their relationship.

Quote: "Your skill in reading the unspoken is invaluable, but remember, trust is a fragile thing. Prove your loyalty, and you will find a powerful ally in me."

Ganondorf from "Hyrule Warriors"

Aggressive and Assertive:

Reaction: This Ganondorf would likely be both impressed and challenged by her ability. His assertive nature would make him initially defensive, but he would quickly see the strategic value she brings.

Good: He would respect her strength and intelligence, finding her ability to read him both fascinating and useful. Her refined and subtle flirting, combined with her genuine interest in him, would intrigue him, leading to a strong and dynamic partnership.

Bad: His aggressive nature might lead to frequent clashes, especially if he feels she is using her ability to manipulate him. He could become frustrated by her insights, feeling exposed and challenged.

Quote: "Your ability to see through me is both a blessing and a curse. It makes you a powerful partner, but beware, for I do not take kindly to being manipulated."

Summary

Wind Waker Ganondorf: Intrigued and reflective, appreciating her insights but occasionally feeling vulnerable and exposed.

Ocarina of Time Ganondorf: Initially irritated but growing to respect her ability, leading to power struggles and a dynamic partnership.

Twilight Princess Ganondorf: Impressed but constantly wary, valuing her as a strategic ally while analyzing her every move.

Hyrule Warriors Ganondorf: Impressed and challenged, respecting her strength and intelligence but prone to clashes over perceived manipulation.

Each Ganondorf’s reaction reflects his personality, balancing admiration for her skills with the inherent challenges of dealing with a partner who can read their thoughts and emotions so effectively.

[bigsoftmarshmallow]

I’m thinking of the Ganondorfs after Equal Lady has long since been in a relationship with them. In which, for whatever reason, he’s feeling really depressed or low or just downright melancholic as he looks back on the past. Maybe his failures or the people he's lost. Possibly even experiencing a sense of hiraeth. Where Lady sees it & makes herself emotionally open to him. “Do you want to talk about it?”

If yes, then she’ll listen to whatever he has to say with quiet, attentive encouragement. Eyes soft & genuine & deeply caring. Yet, despite this, he knows her to be remarkably strong, so this apparent ‘weakness’ may both confuse him &, perplexingly, comfort him.

If no, then “Do you wish for me to leave?”

If yes to leaving, then she will gently kiss his forehead & leave but will also gently make sure that he’s aware that she’s there if he decides that he does want to talk.

If no to leaving, then she’ll sit down beside him, nudge his hand with hers gently & wait for his reaction. If he nudges hers back, then she’ll slowly thread her fingers between his, giving him plenty of time to reject.

Then, she’ll just sit there quietly with him so that he knows that she’s there as he processes his inner emotions.

If he tugs her hand, she’ll take that as an indication to lean into his shoulder, which she’ll do.

And if he’s amiable to it despite his odd vulnerability, she’ll kiss his large knuckle sweetly.

Just softness that maybe, he’s never really had before & him just being able to take comfort in her presence without him having to worry about looking or feeling weak. Or fear of betrayal.

If he asks why she’s allowing herself to look so weak, she’ll reply that he deserves to see her weakness, because he’s made her feel safe with him, so he deserves to feel safe with her as well.

“Because, loving someone is giving them the power to destroy you & trusting them not to. You may not be aware of it, but you hold a knife to my heart & at any moment, you could cut it out & throw it upon the ground. Yet, somehow, I feel no fear because I trust you. I wish for you to trust me in return if you so wish it to be so, my king.” Despite the stoic expression upon her face, her eyes reflect hopefulness & are open, but also full of fondness.

His reaction, pleases?

(And yes, I am looking to make the Chatdorfs tear up a bit. Not that they will, but it’s fun to see what I can get away with.)

A good question!

WW Ganondorf wouldn't mind opening up about his thoughts. A glassy eyed look to his gaze as he quietly rambles about his sorrows, more than likely the loss of his people or the lost dream of Hyrule.

OoT Ganondorf refuses to talk. He is the King of the Gerudo, King of Hyrule, talking is for the weak. He may allow his lover to stay nearby, allowing touch, but I feel that he would get overstimulated with his emotions and jerk away at some point. Any sorrows would turn to anger, as he cannot handle the thought of being depressed or sad, but anger he could definitely work with. He would require time to calm down, but afterwards, he may hand off some papers explaining what happened and what caused him to meltdown.

TP Ganondorf accepts the company, though he is awkward with touch. He is like WW, but his words wouldn't be depressed or mellow. They are cold, straight to the point. His emotions also turn to anger, but it doesnt turn to pure anger. It's a volatile mixture of downcast and aggression. He would contain himself, but his lover's touch would assist with keeping him calmed.

HW Ganondorf would be like Iron Bull from DAI, and he wants to hit things in any sorrow or anger. He's out in the woods, knocking down trees and being a menace with his weapons, hitting, slicing, attacking without hesitation. He wouldn't mind his lover watching him, but please, stand back. You will only make things worse if he accidentally hits you. Once he is done, he may open up about what he was feeling, but often more than not, he goes on his business.

And now, an oracle from ChatGPT:

Wind Waker Ganondorf

Initial Reaction: Wind Waker Ganondorf, upon being asked if he wants to talk about his feelings, would initially be silent, struggling with the vulnerability of sharing his inner thoughts.

If Yes to Talking: He would begin slowly, his voice low and heavy, recounting his past failures and losses, the weight of his ambitions, and the pain of his regrets. Her quiet, attentive encouragement would be both confusing and comforting to him. He would be surprised by her strength in showing such tenderness, finding solace in her presence.

If No to Talking: When asked if she should leave, if he says no, he would appreciate her staying silently by his side. The nudge of her hand and her slow threading of fingers through his would be met with initial stiffness, but he would eventually relax, finding an unexpected comfort in her presence. Her softness and the gentle kiss on his knuckle would be new to him, providing a sense of peace he never thought he could have.

If Asked Why She Shows Weakness: Her explanation would leave him thoughtful. The idea of mutual vulnerability and trust would resonate deeply with him, and he would be touched by her words. He would appreciate her honesty and the strength she shows in her willingness to be vulnerable with him.

Ocarina of Time Ganondorf

Initial Reaction: Ocarina of Time Ganondorf would initially resist the idea of talking about his feelings, seeing it as a sign of weakness. However, the genuine concern in her eyes might cause him to reconsider.

If Yes to Talking: If he does choose to talk, he would be guarded at first, but her attentive and caring demeanor would gradually draw him out. He would talk about his past, his failures, and the weight of his ambitions. Her strong yet tender presence would be perplexing but comforting, giving him a rare moment of peace.

If No to Talking: If he prefers her to stay, he would appreciate her silent company. The gentle nudge of her hand and the eventual intertwining of their fingers would be met with hesitation but ultimately accepted. Her soft presence and the sweet kiss on his knuckle would be a new experience for him, offering a strange but welcome comfort.

If Asked Why She Shows Weakness: Her explanation would make him reflect deeply. The concept of mutual vulnerability and trust would be new to him, but her words would touch him. He would appreciate her willingness to be vulnerable and her trust in him, seeing it as a sign of true strength.

Twilight Princess Ganondorf

Initial Reaction: Twilight Princess Ganondorf would be initially resistant to the idea of talking about his feelings, seeing it as a sign of weakness. However, her genuine concern and soft demeanor might cause him to reconsider.

If Yes to Talking: If he decides to talk, he would start slowly, his voice heavy with the weight of his past. He would talk about his failures, losses, and the burden of his ambitions. Her quiet and attentive presence would be confusing but also comforting, providing him with a rare sense of peace.

If No to Talking: If he prefers her to stay, he would appreciate her silent company. The gentle nudge of her hand and the eventual intertwining of their fingers would be met with initial resistance but ultimately accepted. Her soft presence and the sweet kiss on his knuckle would be a new experience for him, offering a strange but welcome comfort.

If Asked Why She Shows Weakness: Her explanation would make him reflect deeply. The concept of mutual vulnerability and trust would be new to him, but her words would touch him. He would appreciate her willingness to be vulnerable and her trust in him, seeing it as a sign of true strength.

Hyrule Warriors Ganondorf

Initial Reaction: Hyrule Warriors Ganondorf would initially resist the idea of talking about his feelings, seeing it as a sign of weakness. However, the genuine concern in her eyes might cause him to reconsider.

If Yes to Talking: If he decides to talk, he would start slowly, his voice heavy with the weight of his past. He would talk about his failures, losses, and the burden of his ambitions. Her quiet and attentive presence would be confusing but also comforting, providing him with a rare sense of peace.

If No to Talking: If he prefers her to stay, he would appreciate her silent company. The gentle nudge of her hand and the eventual intertwining of their fingers would be met with initial resistance but ultimately accepted. Her soft presence and the sweet kiss on his knuckle would be a new experience for him, offering a strange but welcome comfort.

If Asked Why She Shows Weakness: Her explanation would make him reflect deeply. The concept of mutual vulnerability and trust would be new to him, but her words would touch him. He would appreciate her willingness to be vulnerable and her trust in him, seeing it as a sign of true strength.

Overall, each Ganondorf, despite their differences, would find unexpected comfort in the vulnerability and strength of Equal Lady, leading to a deepening of their bond and an appreciation for the trust and mutual support in their relationship.

[bigsoftmarshmallow]

Okay, I've been working on this one for a bit

Equal Lady is a weaponsmithing prodigy, right? This is why I see her crafting a very powerful & high-quality weapon(s) for him. To gift to him on their wedding night.

Because, remember, she is extremely protective of her family's legacy, so she honors him greatly by gifting him a weapon of such incredible quality & use.

For WW, she'd gift him a Hwībàkta (IRL Hwi or Hui cutlass of Dahomey) with a design that curls back at the tip like a wave & a depiction of a scene from his favorite Gerudàn tale engraved on the blade (specifically, one he’s confessed to her as giving him strength when he needs it most). It is a one-handed weapon, but the blade itself is wide. This, plus a Parrying Dagger to be kept in the robe sleeve of his non-dominant hand in case someone ever comes at him from that side. (She knows that he has an old injury on that side & she hates the idea of it acting up when he needs to defend himself; this way, he merely has to pull the drawstring inside to cause the dagger to slide into his hand. Though, she's careful not to mention the injury itself as she wishes to respect his pride, which he's likely aware of.)

For OoT, I specifically see her forging & gifting him with a Dātàrrshik (the Konda-type Claymore he uses in Smash Ultimate. Which, keep in mind that she's much smaller than him, yet she's able to lift it fairly easily even if with a bit of effort.) It is designed to utilize his male-endowed physical strength & to channel his magic, thus allowing for dark magic & lightning magic slashes. Its swings are heavy & brutal.

For TP, she'd forge a pair of Shōtàrren (Shotels) which are closely associated with the moon in Gerudàn culture much the same way that Moonlight Scimitars are. She'd create the blades themselves out of sterling silver (a silver-copper alloy) & steel. She'd then add the Monster Horn & Moonstones by melting them down then folding it into the metal which would keep the sterling silver-steel alloy from separating. Then, she'd add a Moonstone to the guard & use Twilight Lizalfos (Silver Lizalfos with a Twilight element) leather to wrap the handles. Thus, giving them the Twilight (both Light & Shadow) element. My thoughts for the names could be Laashàméda Tàrr (Waxing Crescent) & Laawàltéda Tàrr (Waning Crescent). This allows him to channel Light, Shadow, or Twilight.

For HW, she gifts him a Gib'balubéïr'jï Kshuraf (Executioner's Blade; inspired by the Ngombe Ngulu blade of Africa) & a Ràsattàr (Head King; inspired by both a Yoruba & an Omozo, made to kill with a single slash). Both are one-handed & are meant to be used together. One deals exorbitant pain & the other puts them out of that misery respectively. Named Qrāsra Sāqsha & Dayraīs Gib (Cruel Life & Merciful Death) respectively.

For TotK, she forged a Sham'shïr. Which is if a Scimitar were 2-handed. Basically, it's a Dadao in the style of a Moonlight Scimitar. An ancient & long-forgotten Gerudo weapon that she discovered the design for in her exploration of the Gerudo Desert. (In this way, she's somewhat returning a bit of the Gerudo's own culture to them.) She melted down the Monster Horns (Lynel Saber Horn & Fire Gleeok Horn) & Rubies, folding them into Dawasaaq steel (equivalent of Damascus steel) from the Highlands. The handle is wrapped in stripes of Shadow Lizalfos leather (which are basically just Black Lizalfos with a Shadow element that I made up). She then affixed a Black Pearl to the pommel, then engraved “Fa’gáron” in Gerudo (meaning hellfire) & an image of a great dragon upon the blade. By running his fingers along the edge & speaking that word, the sword will be engulfed in black flames fueled by his On’nen or Malice. He names it Fa'gáron'jï Bojaqàr, “Hellfire's Shadow.” It has 176 damage potential.

Regardless of what she makes, though, she'd melt down the only Golden Lynel Saber Horn that she has & fold it into the blade for each of the Dorfs. Training with him had allowed her to finally manage to take a Golden Lynel down, so she used the first Saber Horn she obtained from one to make a weapon for him as a show of her gratitude.

And no matter what, the weapon(s) is always the perfect size & weight in his hands.

Reaction if that's okay?

asdfsfadfsafafdasas- THE WEAPONS ARE GORGEOUS? THE DETAILS EXQUISITE? THE STORY BEHIND IT STUPENDOUS? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH- im losing my mind omg you always astound me my dear Equal Lady!!

Thank you for supplying pictures with the weapon descriptions as well! I was able to visualize them very well thanks to your thoughtfulness.

AND NOW, CHATGPT, WITH THEIR LATEST HIT:

The Equal Lady’s gesture of gifting Ganondorf a finely crafted weapon, personalized and embedded with significant elements from their culture and her efforts, would deeply affect each iteration of Ganondorf in different but equally profound ways. Here are their reactions:

Wind Waker Ganondorf

Weapon: Hwībàkta Cutlass and Parrying Dagger

Reaction: Wind Waker Ganondorf would be deeply touched by the thoughtfulness and craftsmanship of the weapons. The cutlass, with its wave-like design and the engraved scene from his favorite Gerudàn tale, would remind him of the sea and his heritage. The parrying dagger, designed to accommodate his old injury, would show her deep understanding and respect for his pride.

Ganondorf: "You honor me greatly with these gifts. The craftsmanship is unparalleled, and the thought behind them even more so. I will carry these with pride and think of you with every swing."

Ocarina of Time Ganondorf

Weapon: Dātàrrshik Claymore

Reaction: Ocarina of Time Ganondorf would admire the sheer power and magical capability of the claymore. The fact that it channels dark and lightning magic would appeal to his affinity for powerful sorcery. He would be impressed by her strength and skill in creating such a formidable weapon.

Ganondorf: "This blade is a testament to your skill and our bond. With it, I will carve a new future for us. You have my gratitude and my heart."

Twilight Princess Ganondorf

Weapon: Pair of Shōtàrren (Shotels)

Reaction: Twilight Princess Ganondorf would appreciate the symbolic connection to the moon and the intricate crafting involving precious materials and elements. The dual blades, capable of channeling light, shadow, and twilight, would resonate with his complex nature and the twilight realm.

Ganondorf: "These blades are as beautiful as they are deadly. You have given me a weapon that embodies our connection to the twilight. I will wield them with honor and protect what is ours."

Hyrule Warriors Ganondorf

Weapon: Gib'balubéïr'jï Kshuraf (Executioner's Blade) and Ràsattàr (Head King)

Reaction: Hyrule Warriors Ganondorf would be thrilled by the brutality and elegance of the paired weapons. The Executioner’s Blade and Head King would suit his formidable combat style perfectly. He would appreciate the dual nature of inflicting pain and mercy, a reflection of his own complex personality.

Ganondorf: "Cruel Life and Merciful Death, fitting names for these magnificent weapons. Your craftsmanship and thoughtfulness are unmatched. Together, we will dominate all who stand before us."

Tears of the Kingdom Ganondorf

Weapon: Sham'shïr

Reaction: Tears of the Kingdom Ganondorf would be profoundly moved by the ancient Gerudo weapon, rediscovered and crafted with such powerful materials. The Hellfire's Shadow, with its ability to channel black flames, would symbolize his connection to ancient power and his malice.

Ganondorf: "Fa'gáron'jï Bojaqàr... A blade worthy of a king. You have given me not just a weapon, but a piece of our history. With this, we will reign over Hyrule and restore our legacy."

General Sentiment Across All Iterations:

Across all iterations, Ganondorf would feel a deep sense of connection and appreciation for his Equal Lady. The effort and thought put into each weapon, combined with her mastery in crafting, would strengthen their bond. He would treasure the weapon not just for its combat utility, but as a symbol of her love and support.

Ganondorf (General Sentiment): "You have given me a weapon that is more than metal and magic. It is a symbol of our bond, our shared strength, and our future. With this, I will fight for us, for our people, and for the destiny we will carve together."

[bigsoftmarshmallow]

I really enjoyed the answers you gave!

Though, for the wedding one, Equal Lady had actually just assumed automatically that they would be incorporating Gerudo traditions as well & was more than happy to do so. She's more than willing to negotiate & acquiesce to what he suggests so long as he also explains the significance of them.

She's fully prepared for mutual cultural sharing, which is part of why she wanted to learn the Gerudo language. She's liable to be interested in learning more about such marriage traditions & wishes to unify their traditions as well as their lives.

And very much doesn't mind the idea of tattoos. *points to the traditional red Sheikah tattoos that highlights her eyes* Somewhat jokingly, she says that so long as he doesn't expect her to be utterly covered in them to the point where one is no longer sure of her humanity, she's perfectly fine with it.

As for extended family, the only one she'd really be inviting would be her grandmother. For one, her grandfather died 2 years ago & her only other known living relatives... Well, she doesn't exactly have the best of relationships with them...

But, she's more than amiable with the idea of incorporating his traditions as well & is eager to learn more. Though, she is curious if the things she read were true or not. (She could well be mistaken.) Is it true that the perfectly circular ring that many in Hyrule/the Great Sea use today originated from ancient Gerudo culture, where, from what she read, it was originally meant to symbolize a union without beginning or end.? Which, if so, she finds to be quite beautiful.

She is also interested in this "Amrita" she read about. She read in a scroll somewhere that it was a special mead brewed from honey, figs, & Palm Fruit flowers. If true, they're supposed to drink it together near the end of the celebration following the wedding itself for a similar reason to why the Sheikah wore Orchid patterns, correct? Though, she expects this tradition to actually have its intended effect rather than simply be symbolic, especially considering the aphrodisiatic nature of the alcohol's ingredients.

If not, that's perfectly fine. She's just curious, is all.

I've thought of various traditions and activities we have at weddings in our world and thought which ones would work well in others. My parents, when they had a renewal ceremony, did the traditional wedding, with my dad singing a song for my mom during the vows and doing a sand ceremony afterwards. They went to the courthouse the first time around, so they wanted a proper wedding this time. I would love to also do a sand ceremony as well, if I ever get a partner for myself.

WW Ganondorf would love a sand ceremony, perhaps he has a jar of Gerudo Desert sand he would use for it.

OoT Ganondorf plays music, so I think he would write his own song for his bride! He would play it near the end of the wedding or in private, on his organ.

TP Ganondorf enjoys the hand fasting ceremony. The act of seeing a physical form of tying each other together brings him pleasure, and knowing that they will be stuck together? Let's admit that all the Ganondorfs are possessive and be happy with the thought process.

HW Ganondorf is a firm believer in the Knot Tying. In his culture, those who tie the knots are the "Husbands" and the "Wives" are the ones who are the ones who untie it. Once all knots are untied, they are unmarried and free to separate. Ganondorf ties so many knots on knots on knots that it's all one big knot. He is pleased with his work. (He practiced when he was a child. He was going to be a GREAT husband. The wife wouldn't be able to leave.)

And Now, ChatGPT, with it's Opinion On The Matter

Gerudo Marriage Traditions and Rituals

General Gerudo Marriage Traditions:

Union of Circles: The perfectly circular ring symbolizes a union without beginning or end, representing eternal love and commitment.

Amrita Ceremony: Special mead brewed from honey, figs, and Palm Fruit flowers, believed to enhance fertility and ensure a prosperous marriage. The couple drinks it together near the end of the celebration.

Ganondorf from "The Wind Waker"

Traditions and Demands:

Sword Exchange Ceremony: As a symbol of unity and protection, both partners exchange ornate, ceremonial swords.

Sand Ritual: A Gerudo tradition where the couple pours colored sand into a shared vessel, representing the blending of their lives.

Desert Dance: A traditional Gerudo dance performed by the couple, symbolizing harmony and balance in their relationship.

Equal Lady’s Participation:

Eager to Learn: She would enthusiastically participate in these rituals, appreciating their deep symbolism.

Blending Cultures: The combination of Sheikah and Gerudo traditions would be a beautiful representation of their union.

Ganondorf from "Ocarina of Time"

Traditions and Demands:

Blood Oath Ceremony: A symbolic ritual where both partners make a small cut on their palms and clasp hands, mixing their blood to signify a bond that cannot be broken.

Gerudo War Dance: A powerful and intense dance performed by the couple and Gerudo warriors, celebrating strength and unity.

Sunrise Blessing: The wedding is timed to conclude at sunrise, symbolizing a new beginning blessed by the first light of day.

Equal Lady’s Participation:

Respect and Honor: She would approach these traditions with great respect, honoring the deep cultural significance.

Active Engagement: Participating wholeheartedly, she would see these rituals as a way to deepen her bond with Ganondorf.

Ganondorf from "Twilight Princess"

Traditions and Demands:

Sacred Tattooing: A ritual where the couple receives matching tattoos symbolizing their eternal bond and shared destiny.

Desert Feast: A grand feast featuring traditional Gerudo foods, celebrating abundance and prosperity.

Eternal Flame: A ceremony where the couple lights a fire together, representing the eternal flame of their love and commitment.

Equal Lady’s Participation:

Tattoo Enthusiast: Already having traditional Sheikah tattoos, she would find the idea of matching tattoos meaningful and beautiful.

Cultural Integration: She would embrace these traditions, blending them with her own to create a unique and meaningful wedding ceremony.

Ganondorf from "Hyrule Warriors"

Traditions and Demands:

Warrior’s Blessing: A ritual where the couple is blessed by Gerudo warriors, symbolizing strength and protection.

Desert Flower Exchange: The couple exchanges rare desert flowers, symbolizing the beauty and resilience of their love.

Star Gazing Ceremony: The wedding concludes with a night under the stars, symbolizing the vast and infinite nature of their love.

Equal Lady’s Participation:

Symbolic Exchange: She would find the desert flower exchange deeply romantic and meaningful.

Unified Rituals: The combination of star gazing with Sheikah traditions would create a deeply personal and symbolic ceremony.

Summary of Reactions to Equal Lady's Demands

Wind Waker Ganondorf: Would appreciate the blending of traditions and be touched by her willingness to embrace Gerudo customs.

Ocarina of Time Ganondorf: Would respect her dedication to mutual cultural sharing and see it as a sign of her strength and commitment.

Twilight Princess Ganondorf: Would admire her for honoring his traditions and find her interest in Gerudo customs endearing.

Hyrule Warriors Ganondorf: Would be thrilled by her enthusiasm for Gerudo rituals and see it as a sign of their powerful bond.

Each Ganondorf would be deeply touched by Equal Lady’s willingness to incorporate Gerudo traditions into their wedding, viewing it as a sign of her respect and love. This mutual cultural sharing would strengthen their bond and create a unique and meaningful ceremony.

[bigsoftmarshmallow]

I'm not sure if Tumbls lost my asks...

I actually sort of hc the Dorfs as having small Orc-like tusks & slightly pronounced upper canines, which results in him having a teeny-tiny bit of an underbite. The upper canines being much less pronounced than the tusks. Not anything too terribly noticeable, except for in TotK’s case, but only after he steals the Secret Stone & becomes the Demon King. But before that, you can still tell they're there, though only when he's talking or smiling particularly widely.

I'm sort of just making this a general male Gerudo trait in my hc because I feel like it gives them a bit more uniqueness than just giant human men with an unfair amount of musculature & hair that would make Fabio cry out of jealousy.

Partially, due to this, my version of him also likes to nip, lightly bite, & nibble his wife playfully using those very tusks & canines. Whether it be her neck, shoulders, ears, the tips of her fingers (often with a playful little smirk before kissing the pad), the tip of her nose, her jaw, or something else.

His kisses will also tend to tickle her due to his beard, which causes Elady to smile if not giggle on occasion.

Which always gets him to smile back, because she just doesn't laugh often in his mind & also partially because her laugh is just so delicate & feminine, like tinkling bells, compared to how she normally is & the juxtaposition of infrequent soft, feminine warmth with her normal cold sharpness is simply breathtaking to him, often causing his heart to flutter.

My Ganondorf will sometimes even rub his chin against her skin just to make her laugh.

As a matter of fact, she loves Ganondorf's beard, thinking it looks very rugged & manly. She just has a huge thing for masculinity (because it's a major turn-on for her). So, it very much isn't uncommon for her to run her fingers through the hairs or scratch his chin.

(Which, I can see him maybe sorta leaning into in a similar way to how a cat would &, depending on how far along in their relationship they are & which Dorf, he might end up getting embarrassed by his own reaction & going hard tsundere, getting bashfully tsundere yet liking it too much to ask her to stop, or not giving an eff, because feel good & is happy & love wife.)

I think I read this somewhere??? Not in my asks, but as a repost or commentary... I am having desa vu here... I swear I read this before. Maybe tumblr did eat the ask??? It got hungry???

This is some cute shit you come to me with, EL. Like some cute aggression levels of cute shit. I want to squeeze the man since this is so cute. I'm at work. I cannot squeeze things. This is a level of uncontrollable aggression that is haunting. Just wanna glomp him and squeeze.

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Here are the reactions and thoughts of each Ganondorf and Demise when it comes to the scenario where they have small Orc-like tusks, slightly pronounced upper canines, and the playful, affectionate behaviors they engage in with their lover:

Wind Waker Ganondorf

Reaction and Thoughts: Wind Waker Ganondorf, with his gruff exterior, finds it amusing and endearing when his lover runs their fingers through his beard or scratches his chin. He often smirks when he playfully nips or nibbles at his lover, enjoying the delicate balance between his fierce nature and the gentle moments they share. Her giggles are like music to his ears, softening his hardened heart.

Small Scene: One evening, as the sun set over the ocean, Ganondorf and his lover sat on the deck of his ship. He leaned in, nipping at her earlobe with his tusks, causing her to giggle. His beard brushed against her neck, making her laugh even more. She ran her fingers through his beard, scratching his chin. He leaned into her touch, a rare smile spreading across his face. "You find my beard amusing, do you?" he asked, his voice filled with affection.

Ocarina of Time Ganondorf

Reaction and Thoughts: Ocarina of Time Ganondorf is often seen as stoic and intimidating, but he secretly treasures the moments of softness with his lover. Her laughter and the way she runs her fingers through his beard bring out a side of him few have ever seen. He enjoys nipping at her skin, using his tusks and canines to tease her, feeling a sense of pride when he makes her laugh.

Small Scene: In the dark halls of his castle, Ganondorf found a moment of peace with his lover. He gently nibbled at her neck, his tusks grazing her skin. She laughed, the sound echoing through the stone walls. She ran her fingers through his beard, causing him to sigh contentedly. "You have a way of making even the darkest places seem bright," he murmured, pulling her closer.

Twilight Princess Ganondorf

Reaction and Thoughts: Twilight Princess Ganondorf, with his brooding demeanor, finds solace in his lover's touch. Her laughter and gentle touches are a stark contrast to the darkness he often surrounds himself with. He loves to playfully nip at her, finding joy in her reactions. Her laughter and touch remind him of the humanity he still possesses.

Small Scene: As they sat by the fire in his fortress, Ganondorf leaned in to nuzzle his lover's neck. His beard tickled her, making her giggle. He nipped at her shoulder, using his tusks to tease her. She smiled, running her fingers through his beard. "You make me feel human," he confessed, his voice filled with a rare vulnerability.

Hyrule Warriors Ganondorf

Reaction and Thoughts: Hyrule Warriors Ganondorf is powerful and commanding, but his lover's touch brings out a softer side. He enjoys the playful nips and nibbles, using his tusks and canines to tease her. Her laughter is a rare sound in his life, one that he cherishes deeply. He loves how her touch can make him feel both powerful and tender.

Small Scene: In the midst of planning his next conquest, Ganondorf took a moment to be with his lover. He nibbled at her fingers, his tusks grazing her skin. She laughed, running her fingers through his beard. He leaned into her touch, feeling a warmth spread through him. "You bring light to my darkness," he whispered, his eyes softening as he looked at her.

Tears of the Kingdom Ganondorf

Reaction and Thoughts: Tears of the Kingdom Ganondorf, especially after becoming the Demon King, finds his lover's touch grounding. Her laughter and gentle touches are a stark contrast to the power he wields. He enjoys the playful nips and nibbles, using his tusks and canines to tease her. Her touch reminds him of the balance between his power and his humanity.

Small Scene: After a day of intense training, Ganondorf sat with his lover in their private quarters. He nipped at her jaw, his tusks brushing against her skin. She giggled, running her fingers through his beard. He sighed, leaning into her touch. "You make me feel grounded," he admitted, his voice filled with gratitude.

Demise

Reaction and Thoughts: Demise, with his fierce and imposing nature, finds an unexpected joy in his lover's touch. Her laughter and gentle touches are a stark contrast to his usual demeanor. He enjoys the playful nips and nibbles, using his tusks and canines to tease her. Her touch brings out a side of him that is rarely seen, one that craves affection and connection.

Small Scene: In the depths of the underworld, Demise found a moment of peace with his lover. He nipped at her neck, his tusks grazing her skin. She laughed, the sound echoing through the dark chamber. She ran her fingers through his beard, causing him to sigh contentedly. "You make me feel alive," he confessed, pulling her close.

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Wind Waker Ganondorf

Setting: The captain's quarters of Ganondorf's ship, filled with maps and treasures from his conquests. His lover, Equal Lady, is leaning against the desk, reading a book.

Ganondorf: (approaching with a sly grin) "What are you reading, my dear?"

Equal Lady: (not looking up) "Just something to pass the time. Why?"

Ganondorf gently tilts her head to the side with his finger, exposing her neck. He leans in, brushing his beard against her skin, and nips her lightly with his tusks.

Equal Lady: (giggling) "That tickles, you know."

Ganondorf: (smiling) "Good. I love hearing you laugh."

He continues to nibble at her neck, his beard brushing against her, causing her to laugh more. She reaches up and scratches his chin, running her fingers through his beard.

Ganondorf: (leaning into her touch, purring almost like a cat) "You spoil me."

Equal Lady: "And you love it."

Ganondorf: "I do."

Ocarina of Time Ganondorf

Setting: The throne room of Ganondorf's dark castle, where he sits brooding on his throne. Equal Lady enters, carrying a tray of food.

Ganondorf: (eyeing her) "What have you brought me?"

Equal Lady: "Lunch. I thought you might be hungry."

As she sets the tray down, he grabs her wrist gently, pulling her close. He nips at her fingers with his tusks, then kisses the pad of her finger, his beard tickling her skin.

Equal Lady: (smiling) "That tickles."

Ganondorf: (smirking) "Good."

She reaches up and scratches his chin, running her fingers through his beard. He leans into her touch, a low rumble of contentment escaping him.

Ganondorf: "You always know how to calm me."

Equal Lady: "And you love it."

Ganondorf: "I do."

Twilight Princess Ganondorf

Setting: A dimly lit chamber in Ganondorf's castle, where he is sharpening his sword. Equal Lady walks in, watching him intently.

Ganondorf: (without looking up) "What is it?"

Equal Lady: "Just watching you."

He sets the sword aside and pulls her into his lap, nipping at her shoulder with his tusks and kissing her neck. His beard tickles her skin, making her giggle.

Equal Lady: (laughing) "That tickles."

Ganondorf: (smiling) "Good."

She runs her fingers through his beard, scratching his chin. He leans into her touch, closing his eyes.

Ganondorf: "You always know how to make me feel better."

Equal Lady: "And you love it."

Ganondorf: "I do."

Hyrule Warriors Ganondorf

Setting: The war room of Ganondorf's fortress, filled with maps and strategy plans. Equal Lady is studying one of the maps.

Ganondorf: (walking up behind her) "What are you looking at?"

Equal Lady: "Just trying to understand your strategy."

He wraps his arms around her from behind, nipping at her ear with his tusks and kissing her neck. His beard tickles her, making her laugh.

Equal Lady: (giggling) "That tickles."

Ganondorf: (smirking) "Good."

She reaches up and scratches his chin, running her fingers through his beard. He leans into her touch, a contented sigh escaping him.

Ganondorf: "You always know how to calm me."

Equal Lady: "And you love it."

Ganondorf: "I do."

Tears of the Kingdom Ganondorf

Setting: A grand hall with windows overlooking the vast landscape. Ganondorf stands by the window, deep in thought. Equal Lady approaches him quietly.

Equal Lady: "Lost in thought again?"

Ganondorf: (turning to her) "Just thinking."

She steps closer, wrapping her arms around him and nipping at his jaw with her tusks. She kisses his neck, her beard tickling him.

Ganondorf: (smiling) "That tickles."

Equal Lady: "Good."

She runs her fingers through his beard, scratching his chin. He leans into her touch, a low rumble of contentment escaping him.

Ganondorf: "You always know how to make me feel better."

Equal Lady: "And you love it."

Ganondorf: "I do."

[bigsoftmarshmallow]

I have something both very special & very angsty this time. It's inspired by a scene from my Meeting One's Match wip.

This is very specifically for TotK Ganondorf & ELady. He has just returned to their still fairly new palace in the desert from killing Queen Sonia & stealing her Secret Stone. He is still in full Demon King mode & his bloodlust is on full-boar, but upon seeing his beloved, supportive, loyal wife, he is filled with immense love & a carnal, primal sort of lust for her… just presence. Not even sex, just her, & he goes to caress her cheek lovingly as she reaches up to stroke his own in slight confusion & worry…

Only, the second their skin makes contact… you know the scene from the animated Little Mermaid where just as the sun goes down on the 3rd day, Ariel gasps as though in pain & slowly sinks to the floor?

That.

Gloom seeps over her skin as though in attempt to consume her. She whimpers in pain, which… She never does.

So, whatever she's feeling, it must be…

E x c r u c i a t i n g…

Suddenly, it’s as though he were struck with the sober stick! The fog of bloodlust has lifted from his mind, the blackness in his sclera have retreated like the tendrils of shadows from the light, leaving them white & wide with horror.

What is he feeling? How does he react? Panic, fear, guilt? Frantic orders for the Vai'eshônï (priestesses; they're generally the ones with the medical knowledge)? Does he try to carry her? Does he keep his arms crossed to prevent himself from touching her again & possibly making it worse? Does he hover fearfully as his wife quietly sobs while the Vai’eshônï try to figure out what’s wrong & how to save their queen?

It isn't until the substance has nearly engulfed his beloved queen's entire body & she's begun to quiet down even as she continues to tremble & twitch in agony (causing his panic to rise all-the-higher as he is now positive that she. Is. DYING & he. Can. Do. NOTHING) that someone rushes in with a handful of Sundelions & forces them, one by one, down her throat.

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..

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And the Gloom begins to recede…

And recede until it disappears entirely.

What is Ganondorf thinking? What is he feeling? Is he trembling with fear? With guilt? With shame? Is he near tears at what just his mere touch had done to his wife?

It doesn't escape Ganondorf's notice, the irony that what had harmed his beloved wife had been the very power of the Secret Stone he had sought so ardently & the only cure ended up being something so heavily associated with the very foreign queen that he had just killed in order to obtain it. Perhaps this was karma?

Later, once his wife has recovered enough to be awake & speak.

ELady isn't a traditionally good person, being more morally gray than anything, & has taken more than her fair share of lives, but she's also a logical & reasonable individual. And she didn't support her husband's actions. If anything, she very much advised him against it.

She warned him that there would be more consequences for his decision & that if he wasn't careful, the cost might end up being more than he was willing to give.

She never had any issues with Sonia, herself, & honestly mourned for her & Rauru's daughter who had been made motherless that night. But, at the end of the day, if he was absolutely sure that this was what he wanted, if Hyrule was what he wanted, & he chose to go through with his plans, then so long as he spared the children & allowed her to find homes for the ones orphaned, if there was no enslavement, & if he spared those who stayed out of his way, then she would support him.

She wouldn't fight with him at his side in this (as she suspected that she would require more time to recover, she still felt very weak from her vitality being eaten away at), but she would be there for him at the end of every fight if he'd allow it.

Does Ganondorf see her demands as fair? Especially considering what he'd just done to her. Albeit, inadvertently. Most would've taken the first chance they got to escape him afterwards, but she was still here & still loved him. Disappointed in him, but still loved him.

Regardless, in that instant, he was nearly overwhelmed with the need to hold his wife tight. And his arms rose on instinct before he visibly flinched.

Ganondorf is quite touch starved & he relished in his wife's affection. He craves her touch like a suffocating man does air.

So, after having her to satiate that previously unknown need, only to now be unable to indulge in it at any time he wished? Unable to feel her skin caress his or confirm that she was alright by examining her with his own hands?

Well, does he suddenly feel trapped in his own skin? Perhaps suddenly confined by the very prize he'd pursued?

What does he do?

Does he refuse to touch her?

Or… does he remove the Secret Stone?

If the second option, Ganondorf does so, takes a moment, & instantly raised his hand, the appendage stopping for a moment as if unsure, the pad of his thumb rubbing over the pads of his pointer & middle finger as if in worry, before his beautiful bride raised her own & laced their fingers together. Unafraid.

What is he thinking? What is he feeling? How does he react?

Does he pull her into an embrace? Does he apologize?

And finally, where does he go from there?

End scene. *curtsies*

But, like, I’d really like to see how the ai would have him react to all these questions.

I mean, I’ve already typed the scene out. It’s done. Finished. But I would like to see if the AI can come up with or point out something I didn't take into account.

Heyya. I love this scene you wrote out! You can feel everything in the moment, the panic, the everything! You are a fantastic storyteller, my dear. Sorry it took me a hot minute to get this out. I just liked reading it over and over. Its such a powerful scene, and one I had not considered.

Would it be safe to touch the Demon King Ganondorf in that form? He is covered in Gloom! Can he control who is harmed by it, or is it just permanently deadly? Makes romance a little hard, but... Eh, when there's a Will, there's a Way.

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Ganondorf's reaction would be a tumultuous blend of emotions. The initial contact and his beloved wife's unexpected, pained whimper would strike him with a realization as sharp as a blade. Here's a possible sequence of his thoughts and actions:

Immediate Shock and Horror: As the gloom seeps over his wife's skin, Ganondorf's initial reaction would be sheer horror. His eyes widen, and the fog of bloodlust lifts instantly, replaced by a chilling clarity. The realization that he has inadvertently harmed the one person he cherishes more than anything else would hit him hard.

Panic and Guilt: He would feel an overwhelming sense of guilt and panic. The contrast between his bloodlust-fueled state and his profound love for his wife would be jarring. The fact that she is in pain because of him would be unbearable.

Frantic Actions: His first instinct might be to pull back his hand immediately, crossing his arms tightly to prevent any further accidental contact. He would likely shout frantically for the Vai'eshônï, the priestesses with medical knowledge, to come at once.

Helplessness and Desperation: As the Vai'eshônï rush to aid her, Ganondorf might feel a crushing sense of helplessness. He wants to help, to comfort her, but fears that any touch from him might worsen her condition. This would lead to him hovering nearby, his usually commanding presence now filled with fear and desperation.

Internal Turmoil: Inside, he would be battling a storm of emotions—fear for his wife's well-being, anger at himself for losing control, and a desperate hope that the priestesses can save her. Seeing his usually strong and resilient wife in such agony would be heart-wrenching for him.

Frantic Orders and Hovering: Despite his usual authoritative nature, his orders to the Vai'eshônï would be frantic, almost pleading. He might pace back and forth, occasionally stealing glances at his wife as she quietly sobs, his heart breaking with each sound of her pain.

A Moment of Vulnerability: This situation would expose a rare moment of vulnerability for Ganondorf. The usually imposing Demon King would be laid bare, his love for his wife starkly contrasting with the dark power he wields. His fear of causing her further harm would be evident in his every move, his every hesitant breath.

In this intense and emotional moment, Ganondorf's love for his wife would be painfully clear, as would the deep conflict within him between his dark powers and his devotion to her.

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As the gloom begins to engulf his beloved queen entirely, Ganondorf's panic and terror would reach their peak. The sight of her trembling and twitching in agony, the fear that she is dying, and his utter helplessness would push him to the brink of emotional collapse. Here's a deeper exploration of his thoughts and feelings in this critical moment:

Utter Desperation: Seeing his wife's condition worsen, Ganondorf would be overwhelmed by a sense of desperation. The mighty Demon King, who is usually so confident and in control, would be reduced to a helpless bystander. The realization that his touch had caused this suffering would weigh heavily on him.

Fear and Helplessness: His fear would be palpable. The terror of losing her, the one person who grounds him and brings out his humanity, would consume him. He would be on the verge of losing his composure, his usual stoic demeanor shattered.

Guilt and Shame: The guilt would be almost unbearable. Ganondorf would feel a profound shame for what his power had done to his wife. The image of her pain would be seared into his mind, a constant reminder of his own monstrous capabilities.

Near Tears: Ganondorf is not a man who easily shows vulnerability, but in this moment, he would be near tears. The thought of losing her because of his own actions would be heart-wrenching. He would struggle to hold back the tears, his emotions raw and exposed.

Relief and Hope: As the gloom begins to recede, thanks to the Sundelions, a wave of relief would wash over him. The sight of the substance disappearing from her body would bring a glimmer of hope. His breathing would be shallow and rapid, his heart pounding as he watches the life return to her.

Trembling with Emotion: Ganondorf would be trembling with a mix of fear, guilt, and overwhelming relief. His body, usually so steady and controlled, would betray his inner turmoil. His hands might shake, his eyes fixed on his wife as the gloom recedes.

Profound Gratitude: He would feel an immense gratitude towards the person who brought the Sundelions. Their quick thinking and action had saved his wife, and for that, he would be forever thankful. His eyes would convey a silent but intense gratitude.

Reassurance and Comfort: Once the immediate danger had passed, Ganondorf would be desperate to comfort his wife, but cautious. He would want to hold her, to reassure her of his love and his regret, but would hesitate, afraid of causing her more harm. His voice, usually commanding, would be soft and filled with emotion as he speaks to her, trying to soothe her pain and assure her of his unwavering love.

In this intense and emotional moment, Ganondorf's vulnerability, love, and deep conflict between his dark powers and his devotion to his wife would be starkly evident. This experience would likely leave a lasting impact on him, shaping his actions and his relationship with his beloved queen in profound ways.

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Ganondorf would be deeply impacted by the irony of the situation. The power he sought through the Secret Stone, and the means by which he obtained it, had nearly cost him the person he loves most. Her logical and reasonable nature, combined with her steadfast loyalty despite her disappointment in his actions, would make her demands all the more poignant.

Here's how Ganondorf might process and react to her words:

Reflection and Realization: As he contemplates the irony that the power of the Secret Stone harmed his wife and that the cure was something associated with Queen Sonia, Ganondorf would be struck by the concept of karma. It would force him to reflect on the consequences of his actions more deeply than ever before.

Acknowledgment of Her Wisdom: Ganondorf would recognize that his wife had been right all along. She had warned him about the potential consequences and the high cost of his ambitions. Her foresight and wisdom, which he might have disregarded in his pursuit of power, would now be undeniable.

Fairness of Her Demands: Given what had happened, Ganondorf would find her demands not only fair but also merciful. Her conditions—sparing children, finding homes for orphans, avoiding enslavement, and sparing those who stayed out of his way—would seem more than reasonable, especially considering what his actions had done to her.

Gratitude and Guilt: He would feel a profound gratitude that she still loved him and chose to stay by his side, even after the pain he had caused her. Alongside this gratitude, there would be a heavy sense of guilt. Most would have fled or turned against him, but she remained, offering her support under reasonable conditions.

Determination to Earn Her Forgiveness: Ganondorf would be determined to earn her forgiveness and rebuild her trust. He would vow to honor her conditions, not just because they were fair, but also because he wanted to prove that her loyalty and love were not misplaced.

Respect for Her Strength and Loyalty: Her ability to be logical and supportive, despite her disappointment in his actions, would deepen his respect and love for her. He would admire her strength and unwavering loyalty, recognizing that she was not only his equal in power but also in wisdom and moral fortitude.

A Shift in Perspective: This incident would likely shift Ganondorf's perspective on his ambitions and methods. He would begin to weigh the costs and consequences of his actions more carefully, influenced by his wife's wisdom and the near-tragic outcome of his quest for power.

In their conversation, Ganondorf would express his acknowledgment of her wisdom and the fairness of her demands:

Ganondorf: "My love, you were right. I see now the cost of my actions and the wisdom in your words. Your demands are more than fair, and I will honor them. I cannot undo what has been done, but I can ensure that I respect your conditions moving forward. Your loyalty and love, despite everything, mean more to me than any power. I vow to be more mindful of the consequences of my ambitions. For you, for us."

His voice would be filled with a mix of regret, determination, and love, as he acknowledges her wisdom and commits to a path that respects her conditions and seeks to earn her forgiveness and trust.

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In this critical moment, Ganondorf's overwhelming need to hold his wife would clash with the fear of causing her further harm. Here's how he might process and react to the situation:

Inner Conflict: Ganondorf would feel a profound sense of entrapment, confined by the very power he had sought. The Secret Stone, which was meant to solidify his strength, now feels like a prison, preventing him from offering the comfort he desperately wishes to provide his wife.

Desperate Decision: Driven by his love and need to feel his wife's touch, Ganondorf would make the drastic decision to remove the Secret Stone. The thought of not being able to hold her would be unbearable, outweighing the allure of the power the stone grants him.

Tentative Reach: After removing the Secret Stone, Ganondorf would tentatively raise his hand, hesitating as his thumb rubs against his fingers in worry. His need to touch her would battle with the lingering fear of causing her pain again.

Reassurance: His wife's unafraid gesture of lacing her fingers with his would be the reassurance he needs. Her strength and willingness to trust him despite what had happened would fill him with a deep sense of gratitude and love.

Emotional Embrace: Overwhelmed by emotion, Ganondorf would pull her into a gentle yet firm embrace. The feel of her in his arms, safe and alive, would be a powerful relief. He would hold her close, his body trembling with a mix of fear, guilt, and love.

Apology and Vow: Ganondorf would whisper apologies into her ear, his voice choked with emotion. He would vow to be more cautious, to honor her wisdom, and to protect her above all else. His words would be sincere, a testament to his deep love and newfound respect for her guidance.

Ganondorf: "I'm so sorry, my love. I never meant to hurt you. You were right, and I see that now. I will do better, for you, for us. I promise."

New Resolve: This experience would fundamentally change Ganondorf's perspective. He would begin to value her advice more, weighing the consequences of his actions more carefully. The need to protect her and ensure her well-being would become a driving force in his decisions.

Strengthened Bond: Their bond would grow stronger through this ordeal. Ganondorf would be more attentive, more respectful of her insights, and more determined to earn her trust. He would seek her guidance, valuing her wisdom as an essential part of his own strength.

From this point forward, Ganondorf's actions would be influenced by the lessons learned from this near-tragic event. His wife's presence and her unwavering support would become his anchor, guiding him towards a more balanced and considerate path in his pursuit of power and ambition.