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AC: :33 < *ac ponders whether to give ct a nice gr33ting pounce or not*
AC: :33 < that's a very good question
CT: D --> I suppose it is
AC: :33 < but i think the only pawssible answer to it is that i'm as pawesome as i can be
CT: D --> I've never thought about it too deeply
CT: D --> And that's good to hear
AC: :33 < but i would be f33ling even better if you would sit down and purrticipate in my tea brewing
AC: :33 < i'm sure you n33d a mice relaxing cup of tea and a lot of interesting things to say
AC: :33 < *ac grins widely, even if somewhat slyly*
CT: D --> Some tea w001d be wonderful
CT: D --> *he sits down ne%t to her*
AC: :33 < purrfect! *ac points at all of the teapots she had made because she n33ded all tea flavors to be existing there at once* pick the one that you want and i'm sure it will be around here somewhere!
CT: D --> Hmm. Perhaps that one *he points at a light blue teapot*
CT: D --> I hope it's a STRONG tea
AC: :33 < *ac tilts head, giving it a critical look and picks it up* that's gunfire, equius
AC: :33 < i usually make it fur vriskers as she likes to purretend it's a purrite drink
AC: :33 < it surely has a lot of rum in it! *ac opens up the teapot and lets ct smell it* *ac is not very fond of alcoholized teas but she is sure that black tea in it is one of the stronger ones*
CT: D --> I suppose i'll have a bit then
CT: D --> So long as I don's have too much i sh001d be fine
AC: :33 < *ac smiles and picks up one of her cute teacups, serving ct a small dose* if you don't like it there's a lot of tea to pick furom so don't worry about it!
AC: :33 < *ac thinks that this is not the way this tea should be served* *ac stares at ct* do you want milk with that
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CT: D --> Oh... If i have milk it will be less STRONG
CT: D --> But then it will have milk
CT: D --> STRONG or milk, STRONG or milk
CT: D --> *He stands up and begins pacing*
CT: D --> Well? What sh001d I do
AC: :33 < *ac simply picks up another teacup and fills it with the same brew*
AC: :33 < you should sit down!
AC: :33 < or it will get cold and undrinkable
AC: :33 < i will add milk to one cup and then you can drink it both
CT: D --> Hooray *he sits back down*
AC: :33 < *ac smiles, thinking that ct's behavior is silly but cute* *ac stands up and skips around, grabbing some milk* *ac sits down and pours some to one of the cups*
CT: D --> *he takes a quick sip from one cup then the other*
CT: D --> Thank you Nepeta, this is delicious
CT: D --> Though I must say it's better without milk
AC: :33 < of course it is! i'm the best at tea purrties, h33h33
CT: D --> So how have you been
AC: :33 < oh, you know, hunting *ac looks at her claws* slaying the innocent creatures to pawlish my abilities and get my fur pile even higher and more cuddly
AC: :33 < but i don't think you should be bothering with that
AC: :33 < what i'm curious about is why are you here, equius
CT: D --> Oh I just came by to visit is all *he averts his eyes as he says this*
AC: :33 < *ac observes ct* *ac wonders if ct had any special reason to wander off his lonely hive to visit her own* hmmm~
AC: :33 < are you sure you are telling me what you are thinking about?
CT: D --> Why w001d I lie to you
AC: :33 < *ac shuffles closer and puts her chin on ct's shoulder, so he can f33l her gaze from very close distance*
AC: :33 < i don't know, but if you would lion to me i would be very unhappy
CT: D --> It's nothing I'd want to worry you about
AC: :33 < so you'd rather worry about it on your own?
AC: :33 < i thought we had a thing going, equius
AC: :33 < so if something annoys you or angers you up you better not hide it furom me!
AC: :33 < *ac claps her hands and shows victory signs, linking them into nice '<>'*
CT: D --> *He 100ks up, a small smile crawling onto his face*
CT: D --> It's just Vriska is all
AC: :33 < what about vriskers?
AC: :33 < was she making a loud purrty? if you want to, you can sl33p here
CT: D --> Well we were talking
CT: D --> And some things were said
AC: :33 < hmmm~~ *ac smiles, then her smile widens* i think this sounds like a quarrel
CT: D --> Well yes but thats not the problem
AC: :33 < *ac lowers her voice to a whisper* a romantic quarrel
CT: D --> The thing is, I think shes flushed for me
CT: D --> I just don't know
CT: D --> Yes, weren't you listening
AC: :33 < *ac looks at ct, confused* i thought she had a thing going fur tafuros
AC: :33 < but she is always ofurcomplicating things
AC: :33 < so maybe she is! *ac smirks*
AC: :33 < but you don't sound very happy about it
CT: D --> I'm not unhappy per say, just confused
AC: :33 < do you want me to go and tell her that your honor is purrotected by my big scary claws?
AC: :33 < *ac presents her big scary claws*
CT: D --> I just want your advice
AC: :33 < then ask away, silly!
AC: :33 < *ac giggles and hides her claws*
CT: D --> Well what do you think? How does she feel about me
CT: D --> You're the e%pert
AC: :33 < i am the expurrt but i don't have my eyes efurywhere! not yet anyway
AC: :33 < *ac puts her finger on her chin* as i said, i thought she was pinning fur tafuros furom some time...
AC: :33 < but maybe it's a past thing already
AC: :33 < it's hard to say with her
CT: D --> And you know how he is
AC: :33 < *ac smiles* he purretends not having allergies very well
AC: :33 < well, if you want to, you can ask her out
AC: :33 < even if vriskers gives me cr33ps and i don't really appurrove
CT: D --> But what if she says no
AC: :33 < i don't want her to throw you off a cliff like she did with tafuros!
CT: D --> I think I'm STRONG enough to not worry about that
AC: :33 < *ac gives ct a blank stare* then you ask again some other time, wearing less clawthes
AC: :33 < and i don't know, ampurra is purretty strong and she still kicked his ass!
CT: D --> Well that's because he is a seadweller
CT: D --> And not as STRONG as me
CT: D --> I suppose you're right and I just have to ask her about it
CT: D --> What about you? How are your quadrants
AC: :33 < *ac grins* if you won't try, you wouldn't know
AC: :33 < i have a very stable meowrailship with one strong troll, h33h33!
AC: :33 < and it satisfies me so fur
CT: D --> *he lets out a low chuckle*
CT: D --> I suppose we'll always have that
AC: :33 < you better remember it
AC: :33 < *ac giggles and gives ct's shoulder a light punch* if you can make puns you can as well roleplay!
CT: D --> I only made that pun to make you happy
CT: D --> I still think you're roleplaying is f001ish
AC: :33 < it was a very mice pun
AC: :33 < it's not foolish!
AC: :33 < it's a very creative and enjoyable acativity
AC: :33 < and if you are going to k33p on disagr33ing i'll take away your tea!
CT: D --> I'll never let you
CT: D --> *he gulps down the rest of the tea in a single swallow*
AC: :33 < aaah! that's not fur!
AC: :33 < *ac crosses her arms, flushed with anger* *ac reaches out and quickly steals ct's glasses* now it's fur!
CT: D --> Give those back this instant
AC: :33 < *ac puts the glasses on her kitty hat, making it look very strong*
AC: :33 < no, i have them now
AC: :33 < and there's nothing in the whole wide world you can do about it!
CT: D --> Well then i'll take this *he picks up the light blue teapot and begins to drink the whole thing*
CT: D --> *He puts it down, done with it*
AC: :33 < do you know how hard it is to get rum
AC: :33 < *ac crosses her arms, fuming*
CT: D --> Wait, that was all the rum tea
CT: D --> Sugar honey iced tea i feel odd
AC: :33 < *ac widens her eyes, staring at ct* *ac covers her mouth and breaks into giggles*
CT: D --> What-what's so funny
AC: :33 < oh meow god, you've gotten yourself drunk!
AC: :33 < *ac laughs* just like gamz33
AC: :33 < yes, you did! you are already blushing! that's so lewd of you, equius
CT: D --> I am perfactly fine
AC: :33 < you only think you are
AC: :33 < but k33p thinking that! it will make it easier fur you to live it down
AC: :33 < *ac grabs ct's arm* come on, get up! i'd rather you pass out on a pile than here
CT: D --> YOu foget that I have a STRONG tolerance
AC: :33 < fur illicit substances?
CT: D --> *he grabs her arm and with his free hand takes his glasses back*
AC: :33 < is there something you want to tell me- hey!
CT: D --> What w001d i want to tel you
AC: :33 < that maybe you have b33n toking some nip and you didn't invite me fur it
AC: :33 < *ac looks at ct suspiciously and then decides to simply drag him to the pile as he s33ms to be unwilling to get up*
AC: :33 < *ac grabs ct under his arms and starts doing so*
CT: D --> *he gets up as she drags him and walks with her*
CT: D --> I'm just naturally STRONG
AC: :33 < *ac decides to grab ct's hand to make sure that he is going to end up where he is meant to instead of walking into a wall*
AC: :33 < your resistance to rum is surely not very strong!
CT: D --> Of cours it's STRONG
AC: :33 < *ac puts finger to her lips* shoosh
CT: D --> *he gently hits her cheek* Pap
AC: :33 < you will say that again when your strong hangover will hit you- *ac blinks and looks at ct in silence* ...i don't n33d that
CT: D --> You're acting crzy
CT: D --> Thinking I'm not STRONG enough
CT: D --> You need to calm don
AC: :33 < *ac decides to stop giving ct more opportunities to say things and simply gets behind him, tackling him down right into the pile*
AC: :33 < *ac grins* i am calm now!
CT: D --> Get off of me Nepeta
CT: D --> You're beig f001ish
AC: :33 < only if you purromise to not get up until the alcohol wears off!
AC: :33 < *ac once again puts finger to lips, this time his* shoosh there, meowrail
AC: :33 < the one who is silly is you!
CT: D --> Are you saying /I/ am the f001ish one
AC: :33 < glad that we agr33!
CT: D --> no, you were spposed to say no
AC: :33 < i will say no another time
AC: :33 < well, if you are so fine
AC: :33 < then go and ask vriskers out
AC: :33 < *ac slides off ct, allowing him to get up*
AC: :33 < why not? you said you are fine!
AC: :33 < then you will have to clean up
AC: :33 < your f33ls mostly
AC: :33 < well, nobody else is going to do it fur you!
CT: D --> I'll do it later
AC: :33 < *ac grins* purrfect
AC: :33 < then stay here, equius, and wait fur later
CT: D --> *he folds his arms*
AC: :33 < and i'm going to reheat my teas!
AC: :33 < *ac grins wider and pats ct's head*
AC: :33 < *ac skips back to her teapots*
CT: D --> Can I have more tea
AC: :33 < but of course you can
AC: :33 < *ac picks tea this time* *ac chooses what she likes best, meaning chamomille*
AC: :33 < *ac brings ct a cup of the said tea and offers it to him* are you going to sit up or do you want me to grubsit you?
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CT: D --> You're the one who thinks i'm not fine
AC: :33 < *ac decides to not fight ct over this again* *ac simply shuffles toward his head and lifts it up a bit so she can put teacup to his lips without spilling the tea*
AC: :33 < beclawse i am right
CT: D --> Maybe I just want you to serve me
AC: :33 < *ac simplu pours the rest of the lukewarm tea over ct's chest* oops
AC: :33 < the thing you said was rude!
CT: D --> m not okay was rude
CT: D --> You saying i'm not okay was rude
AC: :33 < i'm saying that making it sound like i'm serving you was rude
AC: :33 < i'm doing it beclawse i care, not beclawse of some f33l of duty!
CT: D --> *he leans forward and gives her a palesmooch on the cheek*
AC: :33 < *ac grins and gives ct a big warm hug*
AC: :33 < you are much more affecationate when you are tipsy!
AC: :33 < *ac thinks it' a nice change even if a bit weird*
AC: :33 < yeah, yeah, you already showed me how much you adore me fur doing things fur you
AC: :33 < *ac lets go of ct and picks up the cup*
AC: :33 < you better change that shirt if you don't want to get sticky!
CT: D --> My shirts re always sticky
AC: :33 < diffurent kind of sticky!
CT: D --> More like sweaty
AC: :33 < *ac takes out a towel*
CT: D --> *he takes his shirt off and wraps the towel around himself*
CT: D --> Look, i'm a wriggler
AC: :33 < *ac smiles and helps ct wrap the towel around himself*
AC: :33 < a very big one then!
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