#equiuscaliborn

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This seems like quite the situation, Zach

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So I had to bike back to my house this morning to pick up batteries, and when I got back, I took a nap. This is the dream I had during that nap.

I dreamed that I biked back to my house and once I got there, there was this mysterious door on the front porch wasn't there before. I walked in and it looked sort of like my neighbor's living room, except there was an iphone on the floor, and my neighbor walked in and said "You should leave. This place is for the cat." I tried to stay, but she seemed pretty insistent that I get out, so I did.

After I got back on campus I found out that everyone was playing some "marco polo"/tag variant in which the grass was off limits. Within minutes of discovering this, a 12' tall robot version of my friend from Texas began chasing me. He had his eyes closed so I could avoid him pretty well, but he kept throwing these huge rocks at me. After a while I was able to find a stack of stepping stones that I proceeded to throw into a field and run across in an effort to avoid the robot. Unfortunately, he then began walking on the grass to catch me and chanting in hims robot voice "I APOLOGIZE FOR CHEATING." After a while of this I lost him in a building and hid inside a bathroom. There were others in there hiding as well.

After staying in there for a couple hours I left to play Call of Cthulhu with my friends for a very long time. Then at around 5 am I found out that my sister followed me to campus and I was mad at her because that meant that I needed to walk her home.

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I GOT DA YOLO SNAKE POWAH

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Equius/Caliborn OTP

Think about it.