#er 1x01

[jackabbot]

Think he knows anything? Well, he's my student. I'll find out.

ER • 1.01 || 2.22

[orpheeeeus]

ok i already love those bad bitches

[maniacalmultifandom]

Some gems I found funny in the og ER pilot script. A couple of them might just be me not processing word forms correctly but

[jackabbot]

I thought I was gonna be sick. I'm sorry. Don't ever say you're sorry. See, there's two kinds of doctors. There's the kind that gets rid of their feelings and the kind that keeps them. If you're gonna keep your feelings, you're gonna get sick from time to time. That's just how it works.

ER (1994-2009) • 1.01 || 2.16

[orpheeeeus]

watching John carter's first day is in no way good for my social anxiety

[orpheeeeus]

omg i said no george clooney and the second guy you give me is fucking george clooney kill me

[beardedbarba]

cab driver: "hey! i got a lady pregnant in my cab!"

timmy: "well, why'd you do that???"

[beardedbarba]

baby carter i love you