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I never thought the Leaky Cauldron would be so empty.

“So what’s it going to be?”

Helpful reminder:

Don’t try to borrow your dad’s reading glasses.

“Don’t know what you’re doing, exactly, but it’d be wonderful if you could do it quietly.” Her hangover has a hangover.

"Well, that's... nice. I guess."

“Merlin, fuck, I forgot my lighter again. And my wand. Just my luck, can I bother you for a light?”

“Oh----fuck ah, I didn’t mean to spill my beer. Did I spill it on you? God, fuck I’m such a mess.”

“asshole is my middle name.”

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