#er...crack no jutsu?

[minaa-munch]

Does minato sensei play favourites?

Not on purpose.

How else do you think Kakachibi fostered an ego the size of Yugakure, though? It wasn’t just because of his own skills, I assure you. 

Minato wasn’t a very good sensei, anon. 

[minaa-munch]

*she glares* I'm talking about the honeymoon your promised me! *she is going to strangle him because its been years and if he makes her wait anymore there isn't going to be a village around for him to be a hokage of* I don't care who you leave this stupid office too. We are going to the land of hot springs!

...

Oh. 

“Maa, maa” He began, gently prying her hands off to hold them in his own, “You know that’s not how it works.” The Yondaime couldn’t just up and leave in the middle of running village affairs. 

That being said, a woman’s wrath could be a very scary thing. It was something he had seen Jiraiya face often [more or less at the end of a certain slug princess’ seemingly petite fists]. Judging from the Uzumaki’s heated glower, he could only assume...

Yare ne.

“Etto...give me a day or two? I’ll make arrangements, ne?”