An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Day 8: Bonus
‘It’s Thanksgiving. Want to skip that long, insulting conversation about how you’re still single? About how your parents really want more grand children? Well, look no further! If you’d like to have me as your strictly platonic date for Thanksgiving but have me pretend to be in a very long or serious relationship with you, to torment your family, I’m game. I can do these things, at your request: ×Openly hit on other female guests while you act like you don't notice. ×Start instigative discussions about politics and/or religion. ×Propose to you in front of everyone. ×Pretend to be really drunk as the evening goes on ×Start an actual, physical fight with a family member, either inside or on the front lawn for all the neighbours to see. I require no pay but the free meal I will receive as a guest!‘
