!CEret is a faerie
Okay so hear me out, this started with me thinking about that tumblr post where OP wondered if the fae could steal more than just names, like Pronouns and such. Which of course got me thinking about the joke on Eret's stream of him stealing everyone's gender, and that led me down this thought process of his character being a faerie.
so first the fae are known as tricksters, and always pulling pranks on humans, well if C!Eret is known for it's pulling pranks (prank war with Fundy, the door maze in Bad's house, flooding Foolish's pyramid, etc).
Also according to research(wikipedia) they are also known for stealing small objects, and well if you've watched any of Eret's dsmp stream you know he is very much known for stealing people things especially if you watched his stream where he, um, "borrowed" items for the museum. and well technically all these items wouldn't be considered small, it's minecraft and all items can fit in your pockets regardless of size so who cares.
The fae are also immortal or atleast time doesn't affect them like humans, and while c!Eret isn't canonically immortal, he does have that past with Foolish and it's implied they been alive for a while and well he hasn't died yet.(knock on wood twice)
Another website(not wikipedia) I found said that the Fae might leave gifts for people they like, and well Eret did leave all his friends the 'you matter' wool, so I think that counts.
So yeah, just a silly little idea.
I posted this on Reddit first, and decided to also chuck this on here as well, also sorry for spelling and grammar, I'm on my phone and dumb.