#eribby

[lavender-arts-blog]

It's march and we all know what that means

[slipara]

Eridan

character: hate them | don’t really care | like them | LOVE them | THEY ARE MY PRECIOUS

ship with: Karkat

brotp: Feferi (even though he is a shitty moirail) and also Karkat

general opinions: wow what a douchebag i hate him but i have devoted my life to him

[death-limes]

so many ways to draw my baby

[slipara]

on the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me mY OWN FRICKIN ERIDAN

[slipara]

eridan with his hair down will be the death of me

[death-limes]

i know i overthink eridan sometimes blaaah blaaah but if you like eridan then just listen for a second

the idea of him being in love - caring about shit other than world domination and war strategy -  just baffles me

and furthermore i think it's some of the most romantic shit i've ever come across

it's like if an incredibly violent, monstrous shark was suddenly really tame and cute around a certain dolphin that had, idk, saved its life once. the beast quelled by a pillar of innocence and love.

i just fgohcfgifhfxhlfhlk

like seriously imagine this:

There once was an alien named Eridan Ampora, who disliked pretty much everyone because nobody much liked him to begin with. He had very few friends and his favorite pastimes included studying the conquests of his tyrannical ancestor, going on killing sprees with his campaign partner (a girl whom he was slowly boring to death, he could tell), and plotting the eventual genocide of his race's plebeians. Naturally he was regarded by most as a bit of a tool, and as such he was rarely on the winning side of conflicts because nobody would ever take his side - even when he turned out to be right. This is what made him hate most people: a never-ending loop of hatred doled out and received, which could be broken by one act of kindness, but seldom was.

Despite this, however, his heart was not without warmth. He was hopelessly in love with the one person who actually enjoyed his company, and whose company he also enjoyed: a childhood friend who was destined to one day become his boss. She was beautiful, kind, and powerful - and despite the frequent altercations he entered with her, he deeply valued her companionship. She was the life raft to which he clung desperately as he floated through a sea of hatred and contempt.To lose her would be unthinkable.

now if you don't think that's some of the sweetest shit then git outta my face

[dollhair]

so to celebrate my recently sail erivris ship in two quadrants heres a humanstuck eridan that i finally got around to editing

because you know this is what the lil shit does on the weekends. takes angsty photos of himself and puts hipster filters on them.