at this point just shitposting

Hi I'm Ash :3 They/Them Fashion designer and Artist Sylph of time send me anything.

[chronicallyleggless]

Dyke and faggot userboxes! (Double)

Was going to do more for this but I ended up forgetting and meh

[chronicallyleggless]

Anti AGAB + TME/TMA (Full pack)

[depressedcryptographer]

There was some viral post saying verbatim “Hello binary gendered tumblr user. Before you is a nonbinary character in a relationship. You have three hours to describe the relationship without calling it yaoi, yuri, or anything else that puts them in the binary. If you fail, the room fills with toxic gas.” I thought it seemed fun, I’m nonbinary myself, and the comments were full of “yaouri!” “yippie!” and other people having fun. I put “QPR” down, because they don’t specify “romantic relationship” or “sexual relationship.” Just “relationship,” which I thought was a nice inclusive move. The first comment under mine, and the one with three times as many likes as my comment I might add, is “queerplatonic isn’t a romantic relationship (glaring emoticon).” So… yeah. There we have it. All relationships are automatically sex and romance and a queerplatonic RELATIONSHIP doesn’t count as one, according to this lovely progressive site full of lovely progressive people. It’s crazy to me that under a post about nonbinary erasure, we have other forms of queer erasure being supported. And not only could this person not simply scroll past, they had to carve time out of their day to make sure I knew how livid they were that I suggested that nonbinary people could possibly be aro/ace/aroace/generally in a QPR, and that a QPR is a real relationship. The aphobia is real on here, it wasn’t left behind in the 2010s.

[omittedraccoon]

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Sleepy was kind enough to let me recreate their art as a low poly model! So fun to do :3 it was my first time doing an animation with my model

[melonyswife]

computer open.

computer shpw me fortnite milfs.

[campyvillain]

hi I’m the computer. You’re not getting that.

[frootrollup1-deactivated2022080]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[sticky-smoothie]

I hate gamers…

[thyrell]

skyrim fans, grab your shouting

[bimbo-bear]

Pokemon fans, grab your balls

[thyrell]

this event is cancelled

[meow-moment]

i do not minmax i do not play competitively i do not optimize my build i do not grind i do not topscore i do not give a shit about leaderboards. i play to have fun and if im not having fun i go do something else

[squeakitties]

[necromosss]

As the person who got their R keyboard broken and the world mocked me for being forced to use the uwu language as replacement

My condolences

[commodore-64]

put that back

[the-davest-of-uncles]

National Lampoon, October 1985

[guooey]

[atlasblinked]

willing to share him

[boethiah]

if you knit then “to frog” means “to completely unravel a piece of work” so basically i read this as a threat to tear me limb from limb

[a-gods-somewhat-mortal-form]

reblog to tear a person from limb to limb

[vocaloid-tunes]

Visit Original Link

KING | Kanaria feat. GUMI V3 English

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[echojulietfoxtrot]

Hello, I work for a large moderately evil corporation and for at least five years now I have to sign a yearly thing to say I will never ever have one of these devices in the same room as me while I work.

My large moderately evil employer takes it for granted that these things are spying on me at all times, and you should too.

[chernozemm]

I also find it personally very funny that they made "rule breaking/ procedure speeding/ documentation who?" Eva Stratt German

Do you know how much Germans get tangled and trip in their own insufferable bureaucracy?? They let one (1) of them buck free and she blew up Antarctica. Unstoppable. She is the moment

[wizardarchetypes]

today i rang up a customer at work for $13.36 and i said with such genuine cheer "uh-oh! two years before the plague hit England, if anyone cares!" and i watched the customer's eyes as they were clearly taken aback and then tried to pretend to be interested at all. they made such a valiant effort. they were like I don't wanna damper this guy's plague enthusiasm. They said, very awkwardly, "haha, uh-oh!"

[glowingwithgrace]

Souvenirs of summer (I-V). The Artsy Edition.

[valtsv]

do you think a cemetery angel and a gargoyle could fall in love

[valtsv]

[fantasiona]

to draw this was a very impulsive decision

they seem so sad <33

[chancesarehigh]

everyone is always asking me “why didn’t you break the cycle” “why did you become the thing you once sought to destroy” “how come you didn’t end this oppressive rule” blah blah blah but nobody asks stuff like “hey how was killing your abuser and finally gaining power back?” nobody asks me “hey how was it watching the thing that once haunted and hunted you vanish before your eyes? was it fun? it looked fun” and it WAS fun btw. if you even care

[championofdogs]

Hi pervert! I've ô’btained an item...