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[08:59] CG: Greetings Captain Amp9ra. My name is Kankri Vantas, and I am the newest mem6er 9f y9ur crew. I wanted t9 thank y9u f9r all9wing me 9n69ard and I assure y9u I am m9re then willing t9 d9 what I can t9 help y9u and the 9thers al9ng the j9urney. I d9 have s9me mild expertise in 9rganizati9nal c9unseling, if that s9unds 9f any y9u t9 y9u.

[09:01] CA: right youre the asshole our benifactuary wwanted to drag on board

[09:04] CG: I d9n't find that term striking a c9rd with me, 9r h9lding any resem6lence t9 me as a pers9n. 6ut if refering t9 me as an "Assh9le." is due t9 me having inc9nvinenced y9u 6y 69arding then I ap9l9gize, 6ut please refrain fr9m calling me such in the future. In fact y9u really sh9uldn't 6e using such explicit language s9 freely (9r at all) 6ut I'm g9ing t9 9ver l99k it and excuse it as y9u m9st likel

[09:04] CG: y 6eing under c9pi9us am9unts 9f stress.

[09:08] CA: wwell yould be right on that bein a captains a stressful fuckin job but i can handle it just fine the wway ivve been doin i dont need help

[09:10] CG: Right, well, I will d9 my 6est t9 n9t step 9n t9es.

[09:11] CG: N9w I am curi9us if y9u happen t9 have any current asignment f9r me, 9r if that is still in fact pending.

[09:11] CG: N9t that I have minded. I've 6een familarizing myself with the ship and its crew in my spare time here.

[09:12] CA: i dunno you might wwanna speak wwith rose lalonde the therapist on board seein as you twwo got similar jobs

[09:13] CG: N9ted. I will speak t9 her as s99n as I can, thank y9u f9r the inf9rmati9n.

[09:16] CA: good also familiarize yourself wwith kan an her minions

[09:16] CA: or wwell

[09:16] CA: kanaya

[09:16] CA: maryam

[09:17] CA: anyone wwho crosses wwise wwith me gets stuck wworkin wwith her an shes ruthless so wwatch yourself

[09:23] CG: I will take great care then. N9t that I wasn't g9ing t9 n9t put eff9rt int9 what I was d9ing 6ef9re, 6ut y9u have just added extra m9tivati9n. H9wever have y9u ever c9nsidered using praise m9tivati9n instead 9f punishment? I find the reward pr9cess adds much less stress t9 a s9cial envir9nment w9rk place 9r 9therwise, and when taking int9 acc9unt all the individuals wh9 suffer fr9m stress pr9ne an

[09:23] CG: xiety attacks it just really makes m9re sense t9 av9id sending a fear 9f punishment ar9und, chances are it can actualy reduce the w9rk a6ility 9f s9me9ne wh9 perhaps was d9ing fine 6ef9re menti9ning the threat 9f 6eing dem9ted (Even th9ugh I am sure Kanaya Maryam's team h9ld respecta6le j9bs which they w9rk hard 9n and sh9uld n9t 6e c9nsidered a punishment at all) and while yes it is usualy the g9

[09:23] CG: t9 resp9nce as f9r s9me reas9n the phrase "W9rk until y9u dr9p" takes 9n a wh9le new meaning when y9u have crew mem6ers c9llapsing fr9m anxiety attacks.

[09:29] CA: wwhat i nevver said jackshit about demotin anyone

[09:30] CG: Well it came acr9ss as such, 6ut perhaps I was 9ver analyizing.

[09:40] CA: yeah perhaps

[09:43] CG: Anyways, thank y9u again f9r all9wing me t9 j9in y9u, even if it did cause inconvenience.

[09:47] CA: right is there anythin else you wwanted to wwaste my time wwith

[09:47] CG: I didn't think I was wasting y9ur time, 6ut I guess n9t.

[09:54] CA: wwell then youre fuckin dismissed you can hassle other creww on board noww

[09:54] CG: I w9uld never dream 9f hassling any9ne, 6ut thank y9u. Have a w9nderful day.

[09:54] -- circuitousGrievance [CG] gave up trolling caligulasAcquisition [CA] at 21:54 --

#logs #eridan log #in which kankri introduces himself to the captain

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-- abscissionGalliard [AG] began trolling caligulasAcquisition [CA] at 10:42 -- [10:45] AG: *Mindfang had wasted enough time just daydreaming over the prospect of locating the being of possible mass destruction. She would start her hunt today. And who better to enquire about the personel on a ship then the captain themselves? How convenient was it that she knew him. Arrisa walked to his office, quite pleased and prepared for this unanounced meeting. Her hair was finally out of that brai [10:45] AG: d, and after spending so much time in that style, her loose curls had even more of a wave then before. Her knocks on the Captain's office door were swift, and professional. Now she just had to wait.* [11:10] CA: *the door opened up to allow her inside, Eridan busily working on some paperwork, not glancing up to see who it is. His office is every bit as gaudy as one would expect too* [11:17] AG: *Well he is both a highblood and a captain after all. Arrisa stepped in, not missing a beat in the slightest. She did notice he was occupied, so she gave him a full half minute before speaking.* I take it recent events have left you very occupied as of l8. [11:17] CA: *glances up at her but only for a moment before looking back down at his work* is there somethin you need [11:19] AG: Need? A 8it yes, 8ut I find it is always important to exchange pleasantries 8efore jumping into more serious topics. [11:28] CA: *looks up at her with a scowl* i dont got time for pleasantries so spit it out [11:30] AG: *Oh, he's got backbone. Possibly.* Fine then. *She folds her arms and stands rigid straight.* I came across a 8it of inform8tion in my sweeps. It mentioned a mythical 8eing of supposed vast power. I'm simply curious a8out your views on the rumors. [11:30] AG: Captain what is your feeling on cheru8s? [12:01] CA: *narrows his eyes at her even more* wwhy the fuck are you askin me this [12:06] AG: *She gives a shrug in return and starts looking around his office idly as she replies.* You have a decent head on your shoulders, are a troll of high standards, and clearly leave little room for self error. Its respecta8le. And hearing your opinion is certainly some I am interested in. As masses of dense individuals certainly make less engaging convers8tional partners. [12:08] CA: did you seriously just wwaltz in here to chat about myths an legends because i really havve better things to do right noww [12:09] AG: I would have 8othered you over messenger, 8ut my communic8tion devices are currently indisposed. [12:16] CA: oh right they are arent they [12:24] AG: No, the aren't. 8ut its something I have intentions to rectify once other more important topics are solved. Now then, if you would please, your views on Cheru8s, Captain? [12:24] CA: ... an wwhat the fuck do you mean by rectify [12:26] AG: I don't 8elieve that answered my question. *She sighs, but returns to the less INTERESTING topic.* To demand that they 8e returned to their original functioning st8 of course. And possi8ly involve a higher power if need 8e. 8ut hopefully it will not come to that, seeing as it would 8e a w8ste of everyone's important time. [12:27] CA: im not gunna answwer your fuckin question unless you can guarantee youre not gunna do anythin fuckin brash on it [12:27] CA: it IS my goddamned matesprit wwho locked your accounts after all [12:29] AG: . . . . Your m8sprit. *More gossip wonderful. Also fuck. That little shit human was the Captains god damn matesprit, of all the fucking luck. Ugh. She would have to find ANOTHER way to convince her other then snapping off her fingers.* 8rash is 8elow me, you have my word. [12:35] CA: it fuckin better be [12:35] CA: noww then your question [12:35] CA: theyre myth an legend an i dont givve a flyin fuck about em [12:35] AG: Hmn. [12:35] CA: an if i evver met one id end its life on sight [12:35] AG: Why? [12:36] CA: because you cant fuckin trust somethin thats supposed to be that powwerful you cant listen to any a their lies [12:38] AG: I agree. To trust something with so much power as its own? Dimwitted at 8est. However, killing it on sight would 8e a 8it of a rushed action wouldn't it? You do not have to trust something to interact with it. [12:39] CA: except if you let a thing like that livve itll evventually destroy evverythin an i cant fuckin alloww that [12:41] AG: You sound so sure. [12:41] AG: Power sources can 8e contained and controlled with the right means and equipment or motiv8tion. [12:42] AG: How do you think the old Empire managed to control the psionics in their fleets? Helmrigs were designed to contain the power that the higherarchy feared more. [12:43] AG: Also it proved to 8e extremely helpful, and utalized a large, eco-friendly, power source. [12:43] CA: thats a totally fuckin different concept than the idea a fuckin cherubs controllin wweak lowwbloods is one thing but the only good cherub is a dead cherub [12:44] AG: I think a dead corpse is much less useful then a living 8ody. [12:47] CA: you cant fuckin control somethin like that an youre stupid to think its evven fuckin possible *SCOWLS* [12:49] AG: *Did u just call her stupid. Excuse you. Her eyes narrow on the Captain dangerously for a brief second. But her depersonalize smile comes back sickeningly sweet as ever.* Well, matter of opinions differ from troll to troll, Captain. [12:50] AG: Since you seem to not 8e a strong fan of this topic, perhaps you can guide me to someone who may 8e more interested in my ram8lings. [12:51] CA: i dont fuckin knoww youre the first person wwhos come to me beggin for cherub information [12:52] CA: ask one a the scientists like that bullhorned science guy [12:52] CA: tavvros [01:12] AG: Where would I find him? [01:20] CA: in the science section but you need authorization to enter [01:20] CA: just hang around outside an wwait for him to get off his shift [01:20] CA: an dont ask me wwhat his shift is i dont fuckin knoww [01:24] AG: 8ut you are the Captain. [01:25] CA: *rolls his eyes SO HARD* but its not my job to assign shifts to indivvidual department members its their fuckin department head wwhos in charge a that [01:25] CA: its called DELIGATION [01:26] AG: Who is the head of his department then. *Now she is just kinda giving him a BIT of a hard time. All in good fun though.* [01:30] CA: *SIGHS and pulls up his computer to see exactly who it is* ... nevvermind hes independently contracted but its possible aranea might knoww wwhat his actual schedule is [01:30] CA: shes far more invvolvved with alla that [01:37] AG: *Eugh. Aranea.* Thank you for that helpful inform8tion. [01:38] CA: is that all [01:38] AG: Yes that will 8e it. I am sure you wont mind if I dismiss myself then? [01:39] CA: a course i fuckin wwont youre dismissed [01:44] AG: Have an excelent night, Captain. *She then takes her leave. A minute later a low blood janitor runs harshly into the wall near Eridan's block office. Why would they do such a thing? Well obviouly they are annoyed that the culprit behind locking mindfang's devices is the Captains matesprit.*

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