#eridanfictive

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noticing we may have an eridan fictive n pspspsing her out like a feral cat only to realize shes another one of my "thought they were kins but in retrospect-" but all of the mems i thought were real were at deaths door Hope delirium #🔮🎭

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(schedule this for 4/13 if you can, mpc.) yes i'm celebrating 'homestuck day,' but not in an excited wway. more like howw your aunt carol celebrates easter despite not going to church in a decade and just thinks it's nice to havve the family together. that is, until uncle ron makes an uncomfortable joke and her devviled eggs thoroughly ruined… in retrospect this is a vvery midwwestern joke and says a lot about wwhere i'vve been growwing up the past feww years of my life. oh wwell. sincerely, an eridan fictivve

(plaintext vers: Yes I'm celebrating 'Homestuck Day,' but not in an excited way. More like how your Aunt Carol celebrates Easter despite not going to church in a decade and just thinks it's nice to have the family together. That is, until Uncle Ron makes an uncomfortable joke and her deviled eggs thoroughly ruined… In retrospect this is a very midwestern joke and says a lot about where i've been growing up the past few years of my life. Oh well. Sincerely, an Eridan fictive)

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I find it super funny that 3 of our 4 NPD symptom holders are Homestuck fictives (Vriska, Eridan and me) and then the fourth is fucking Trixie from MLP

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oh cod i think im pitchin for a human, and he isnt evven an attractivve human

howw do i explain blackrom to him should i evven be sendin spades

mamma mia here i go again

-eridan (fictivve)

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“oh god I think I'm pitching for a human, and he isnt even an attractive human

how do I explain blackrom to him should I even be sendin spades

mamma mia here I go again

-eridan (fictive)“

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glublub i fish !

anywway this is a lovvemail to the entire fuckin alternian ocean. i LOVVE the sea so much guys i glub glub glub! /pos /vverbal stim

in my back lawwnring there wwas this kelp forest but the alternian kelp had these big red bioluminescent berries the size a an apple growwin on them and they wwere so swweet and juicy and i used to bundle them up in the kelp leavves

and i used to divve dowwn into the trench wwhere fefs lusus livved and i wwould pick up all sorts a rings and bracelets and horncuffs and necklaces that had fallen dowwn like a little sea dragon /pos

i miss the ocean so much, it wwas my home glubglub

(anyone is wwelcome to hop on the topic but i ask any fefs wwho do so do NOT address me specifically in it and please givve a wwarnin if you decide to talk about your eridan thank you /nm)

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“Glublub I fish !

Anyway this is a lovemail to the entire fuckin alternian ocean. I love the sea so much guys I glub glub glub! /pos /verbal stim

In my back lawnring there was this kelp forest but the alternian kelp had these big red bioluminescent berries the size of an apple growing on them and they were so sweet and juicy and I used to bundle them up in the kelp leaves

And I used to dive down into the trench where fef's lusus lived and I would pick up all sorts of rings and bracelets and horncuffs and necklaces that had fallen down like a little sea dragon /pos

I miss the ocean so much, it was my home glubglub

(anyone is welcome to hop on the topic but I ask any fefs who do so do not address me specifically in it and please give a warnin if you decide to talk about your eridan thank you /nm)”

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i havvent been into homestuck in a long time but ivve found myself wwith my eridan fictive after havvin a sleepovver wwith my friend wwho kins fef and my fiancé who kins sol and noww i dont wwanna leavve. -♒️eri

“I havent been into homestuck in a long time but I’ve found myself with my eridan fictive after having a sleepover with my friend who kins fef and my fiancé who kins sol and now I dont wanna leave.

-♒️eri“

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i aint got much a the mushy shit to say i just wwant ta let evvery mspa kin or fictivve or wwhatevver your connection to the comic is know

wwe havvent met but i hope youre all doin wwell and havve a good 413

-another eridan (#🏕️🚗, fictivve, ty mpc i am handin you a little kitty treat for all a the wwork ya do)

I ain't got much a the mushy shit to say I just want to let every mspa kin or fictive or whatever your connection to the comic is now. We haven't met but I hope you're all doing well and have a good 413.

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i realized yesterday that ivve got some genuinely pretty fucked up memories of stuff that absolutely did not happen in canon for a multitude of reasons (partly because in canon wwe wwere kids an in my memories wwe wwere older teens in human years) but i really dont knoww wwhat to do wwith all that. there isnt really anyone i can talk to an say 'hey ivve got the most fucked up canon imaginable howw are you doin today'. its just frustratin an lonely

-eridan fictivve

I realized yesterday that ive got some genuinely pretty fucked up memories of stuff that absolutely did not happen in canon for a multitude of reasons (partly because in canon we were kids and in my memories we were older teens in human years) but I really dont know what to do with all that. there isnt really anyone I can talk to an say 'hey ive got the most fucked up canon imaginable how are you doing today'. its just frustrating an lonely -eridan fictive