Feb 24, 2017
Name five people you'd sleep with.
“Uh… Erin, Remy, Jamie, Neveah, and Becca.”
@erinderossi @det-beaucanon @fckjamie @chefneveah @beccasingh
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Name five people you'd sleep with.
“Uh… Erin, Remy, Jamie, Neveah, and Becca.”
@erinderossi @det-beaucanon @fckjamie @chefneveah @beccasingh
✉ ☎ ✿ # $
Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT.
Seriously, you should get on the radio and announce how much of a bad bitch you are.
Send “☎” for a RUSHED text.
im srsly late, txt u when i geat to thh place. shots on meee.
Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text.
do you know any dirty words in italian? can you teach me ;)
Send “#” for a RANDOM text.
Fuck. this. night.
Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.
I may have gotten arrested. i may have flirted with the cop. Bail money is in the kermit the frog bank on my dresser.
✉ ⁇ ✿ & ツ
Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT.
[ text - unsent ]: you are way too pretty for your own good and its distracting me from my daily task of not liking ppl k thats very selfish of you how dare you do that byeeee
Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.
[ text ]: i started a small fire tryngi to abke cookies [ text ]: i put it uot witfh milk [ text ]: so now i haev a bunch of burnt cookeis, no milk adn less than hafl a bhtoelle of tequila and im cryign whiel listening to burnin’ up by the jonsa brothers[ text ]: pls cmoe over
Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text.
[ text ]: FUCK YOU YOU ARE GORGEOUS ITS FRUSTRATING I DON’T NEED THIS RIGHT NOW IT’S BEEN TOO LONG STOP THAT WITH YOUR FACE
Send “&” for a LOVING text.
[ text ]: you are basically the timon to my pumba and i don’t say that to anyone. that’s like, as close as you’ll get from an ‘I love you’. i take the lion king v seriously.
Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text.
[ text ]: omg one of the stray cats i foster is giving birth! [ text ]: come over now, you’ll miss all the fun!!!! I’m naming them after the ninja turtles![ text ]: if you get here quickly i’ll let you name one.
( ✉ → sms ) stop being so fuckigjn borign and coekm to my party have a drunk one too 😎
[ sms ] i am not boring, i’m working.
( ✉ → sms ) i used your pics to catfish someone, and since they bought me a laptop… you have a date with them tomorrow.
[ sms ] alright, let’s do this.
erinderossi replied to your post: erinderossi replied to your post “✿ ø ✘ ツ ♀” ...
erin is just like can’t stop won’t stop ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
She is the WORST and I love her hahahah
✿ ø ✘ ツ ♀
SUGGESTIVE [text] “I had a lot of fun today. We should have a lot of fun again soon.“
LATE NIGHT [text] “I can’t sleep. Entertain me.”
HATEFUL [text] “Your ass looked big in those pants today.”
EXCITED [text]: “DUDE! I JUST FOUND MY OLD SCHOOL PLAYLISTS. PREPARE FOR ENDLESS CALLS AND SOUNDBITES!!!!”
HEARTBREAKING [text] “My daughter told me she hates me today. I’m crying.”