#beccasingh

[darbylennox-blog]

Name five people you'd sleep with.

“Uh… Erin, Remy, Jamie, Neveah, and Becca.”

@erinderossi @det-beaucanon @fckjamie @chefneveah @beccasingh

[fckjamie]

ALL TEXT SYMBOLS. u know for who

Send “✆” for a MORNING text. 

[ text - feb 06, 2012, 6:05 a.m ]: oh my god will you wake up already? [ text - feb 06, 2012, 6:06 a.m ]: you’re way worse than sleeping beauty i swear.[ text - feb 06, 2012, 6:06 am ]: WAKE UPPP I MISS YOU I MISS TALKING TO YOU [ text - feb 06, 2012, 6:07 a.m]: why sleep when you could be awake kissing me instead????? disappointed. sad. hurt. [ text - feb 06, 2012, 6:08 a.m]: i’m downstairs, come find me when you wake up.[ text - feb 06, 2012, 6:10 a.m]: i love you.

Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT. 

[ text - drafts ]: i haven’t felt at home since last time i saw you and that’s on me for leaving in the first place but i just.. i hope you’re okay. that’s all i care about, believe it or not. i hope you are happy, you deserve that out of anyone in this shit hole we call planet earth. there is no day i don’t think of you, not like it matters, but. yea. i just—

Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. 

[ text - feb 06, 2017 ]: im on air but uh, wanna grab coffee? tonight, 7 pm. same place.

Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.

[ text - feb 05, 2017 ]:  U WEER THE LAST GOOD THING ABT THSI PART OF TOWNNNNN[ text - feb 05, 2017 ]: So wat are you really over me no w

Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text. 

[ text - feb 05, 2013, 7:45 p.m]: *picture attached*[ text - feb 05, 2013, 7:45 p,m]: is this what it’s gonna take for you to quit playin’ and come over?

Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.

[ text - feb 04, 2017, 4:24 a.m]: you have a nice smile[ text - feb 04, 2017, 4:27 a.m]: sorry i was just… thinking it was nice seeing you again, seeing you smile. it was a nice smile, i forgot how much i missed that. [ text - feb 04, 2017, 4:32 a.m]: don’t pay attention to the two text before this one. just.. weird not being out working at this time of the night. it was good seeing you though. 

Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text.

[ text - feb 06, 2013 ]: i just don’t feel like talking right now, alright? just.. give me moment alright? i need to think things through robin. i love you, but you know how i feel about kids and i just… [ text - feb 06, 2013 ]: i’m gonna spend the night with lizzie, i’ll call you in the morning

Send “#” for a RANDOM text.

[ text - feb 15, 2013 ]: good news and bad news, the bad news is the cat destroyed the sofa[ text - feb 15, 2013 ]: *picture attached*[ text - feb 15, 2013 ]: good news is, i got you a kitten.

Send “@” for a SCARED text.

[ text - feb 20, 2013 ]: help[ text - feb 20, 2013 ]: omg[ text - feb 20, 2013 ]: i left the door open for ONE FUCKING SECOND[ text - feb 20, 2013 ]: i can’t find the cat[ text - feb 20, 2013 ]: robin what if she doesn’t make it out there [ text - feb 20, 2013 ]: SHE GETS SCARED WHEN A FLY FLIES TOO CLOSE TO HER OH NO

Send “&” for a LOVING text.

[ text - feb 25, 2013 ]: have i ever mention how insanely lucky i am to have you in my life? i know i joke a lot and say a lot of shit, but goddamn, if it wasn’t for you and your family… i’d be so fucking lost or even worse, i wouldn’t even be here and i just… you are the best thing that happened to me. you know that, don’t you? because it’s true, i swear.

Send “%” for a CURIOUS text.

[ text - feb 04, 2017 ]: when you got to vegas… did you ever thought on contacting me? or where you planning on avoiding me instead? [ text - feb 04, 2017 ]: i’m just curious, thats it.

Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text.

[ text - feb 12, 2013 ]: so, uhm… i was offered a collaboration with snoop dog? very lowkey he wouldn’t probably even know i was part of the whole deal but… ??????? right?????? it’s kinda cool????? im freaking out?????? call me????? when you can???????

Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.

[ text - feb 27, 2016 ]: im fukced come over pls im losing it[ text - feb 27, 2016 ]: shit. nvm. wrong number, sorry.

Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text. 

[ text - feb 06, 2017 ]: i’m sorry. for everything. you deserved better, you always did.[ text - feb 06, 2017 ]: i hope you are happy.

@rxbinwyatt

[vivarp-blog]

Bbs, just to be safe, for the love of God, of all that's good and holy, can I have a hiatus until the 17th? I mean, I am still around, but I'm doing crazy studying cause I have a really hard exam on the 25th, and well, studying 4+ hours a day. I'm gonna go insane. <3

of course, love! wishing you the best of luck on your exams, you got this!!

[alexanderwarren-archive]

[ text ]: Be proud of drunk me. I managed to only eat HALF of a large pizza this time.

[ ALEX ]: Is this you telling me there’s half of a pizza left unattended and inviting me some? Because I might cry if you say yes.

[ ALEX ]: I digress. I AM proud, but what’s wrong? You are drinking, so... what’s wrong?

[det-beaucanon]

[ text ]: I think I’m going to retire and become a hermit.

[ sms:sent ]: normally i would support this idea [ sms:sent ]: but i thought we equally agreed to retire at the same time.[ sms:sent ]: neither of our pensions could possibly put ethan through school.

[fckjamie]

[ text ]: Why are you saved in my phone as ‘Prison Wife’? [ text ]: I’ve watched so much Peppa Pig I am reaching my point of insanity. (ROBERT, screams)

[ text ]: Why are you saved in my phone as ‘Prison Wife’?

[ JAMIE ]: i stole your phone the day we met and saved me as prison wife. if you’re wondering, you’re my bitch. with a black heart emoji. u r welcome

[ text ]: I’ve watched so much Peppa Pig I am reaching my point of insanity.

[ JAMIE ]: ... is that an euphemism i don’t get for weird porn or are you seriously watching a kids show about a weird-ass pig sober? RIP u my friend u r a gr8 dad. 

@robertbeaucanon

[fckjamie]

[ text ]: I’d ask why there’s pictures of Kayne West all over my bedroom floor but I don’t actually want an answer at this point. (robin)

[ JAMIE ]: IT MAKES ME SAD THAT PPL DON’T APPRECIATE HIM AS A PERFORMER OK HE IS A SHITTY PERSON BUT HE IS A GREAT ARTIST YOU ALL DON’T GET IT

[ JAMIE ]: ‘awesome, the christian in christian dior. damn, they don’t make ‘em like this anymore. i ask ‘cause i’m not sure do anybody make real shit anymore’ I’M LIKE, BITCH SAME

[ JAMIE ]: I got a bit emotional last night bc i couldn’t sleep and started crying over his downfall. sorry. but i made cookies? so… are you embarrassed of me yet?

@rxbinwyatt

[angelicarogers]

[ text ]: What a massive egotistical penis. (from Sienna cause i think they'll be great friends)

[ ANGIE ]: RIGHT?!

[ ANGIE ]: I was gonna ask, who? But then again... this applies to so many men I don’t think I need an specification. Still, text me the details, we can make fun of him over drinks. 

@siennabianchi