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Thinking about atsumu who needs to throw himself all over your couch every time he comes over, and every single time makes a mess out of your livingroom. with all the cushions scattered on the floor, throwing his sock-covered feet on the livingroom table, munching on chips while scrolling on his phone, blasting music like there's noone else in miles. and you let him. and you make sure to throw yourself beside him just as messy. you enjoy every single minute that he spends at your place, and after hours of spending time together doing every and other thing, he leaves. and you dust off the couch, pick up cushions, clean up the table, throw the trash away, all while humming to the tunes that his phone played not long ago. knowing very well that, as long as you keep being friends with him you'll have to clean up again just the same, time and time again.

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Hi, I'm Sanam!! Could u do some Kei Tsukishima x fem! reader headcanons and kinda just what u think dating him would be like? You can ignore this if you want though.

Heya, Sanam !!! well this is gonna be sum,, whenever I think of tsuki i have the sudden urge to knee his kneecaps... I just wanna see him falling n make fun of him ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

something every tsukishima x reader HCS have in common is that at first he is always in denial, and you know what? all of 'em are right

but that's not relevant here and now

dating him.. dating... h i m ok well

y'all are sarcastic, w eachother and the rest of the world. y'all are a menace

bickering. all. the. time.

strawberry shortcake is a theme

ever since you found out that's his favorite pastry you've been getting him it every once in a while along with stuff that resembles it

also applies to dinosaurs

imagine his keychain having a strawberry and dinosaur charms plsss that's so cute😭

dino stickers everywhere. everywhere

Grrrr museum dates Grrrr

y'all would take time to visit the exhibits that interest you both

i really can't get over tag teaming some1and roasting them w him... aaah~ love is lovely, lovely love 🥰

if you go to a different school the other 1st years would probs never find out you're dating (sans yama)

if you don't... they'll pester you to convince tsuki to do stuff

cuz he may be able to say no to you, but will he ever? hmmm, no he won't 😋

akiteru is the wooooorst he's always making fun of y'all. really what's gotten into him 😭

tsuki in one knee tying your shoelaces

akiteru: omg SAY YES, SIS‼️

but he does it with luv 🫶 (love for embarrassing you)

y'all have this thing where you'll watch a movie and roast every single actor's performance

like "his voice is so monotonous is he acting or directing a funeral" "the female lead could've rejected the job offer if she was gonna look like that the whole time"

one time your self deprecating humor got a little too much for tsukishima and he started getting concerned, it all ended in a heart to heart and a cuddling session so good on you ig

y'all outfits slap

you're like your guys photographer and social media manager

your guys intas look more like fanpages of eachother with how much you post candids

overall rate for tsukishima kei is A for Amazing boyfriend

author's note: i might just give up on following a format fr... also this took mo se long i really didn't know what to write. I'm not really happy with this but i'll get over it so yeh

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Requests you say? Hmmm

How about something platonic with Yamaguchi or Ennoshita? Or any of the Haikyuu guys you feel comfortable writing for. I'm talking like almost sibling behavior less the fights and bickering, maybe the reader has always been by his side and functions as an opposite force to his negativity by cheering him up on her own way

I suck at asking for things, sorry /⁠ᐠ⁠｡⁠ꞈ⁠｡⁠ᐟ⁠\

YamaguchixReader (platonic)

warnings: idk, cringe? what's the pace of this? it's so empty Im upset with it

the day was nice outside, the sun was dimming and it was warm, there was still time before it got cold. school was over, now everyone was going home. the day was nice outside, until a little group of boys had to ruin it.

"hey, ugly-face, where's your bodyguard? did he get tired of you?" one of the snotty brats said.

well, thank goodness tsukki wasn't there to hear that. too bad he wasn't there to tell them off either...

"that's... that's n—" Yama cringed at his own quietness, can't even defend himself, wow. how useless.

"hey now, why don't ya ask me that? I'm standin' right 'ere." a kid spoke up to defend him.

'ah, what?'

she had a flowy, flowery blouse and some fresh shorts, looking like the little lady she is. and with the confidence to defend someone in need like a little lady would.

"what're ya? dumb? I'm telling ya t'leave him alone!" she ran after the kids, kicking up dirt and barking at them. she stood with her chin high, proud of scaring the meanies; very lady like.

'is she crazy or something?' the green haird boy sweatdropped. 'she better not have rabies… that's something tsukki would say'.

"hey, sparkly!" she turned around and faced the shy boy.

'is that supposed to be me?' "h-hello, please don't bother me too" the boy hid behind his backpack.

she tilted her head a little too far to the right, it looked like it was a bout to drop to the floor. "what's yer name, or do ya like sparkly?"

with curious eyes he peeked from behind his bag, "i'm yamaguchi tadashi".

"nice t'meet ya, dashi" her smile was so bright he thought he would go blind.

"um, yeah," he smiled, letting his bag fall to his feet. "nice to meet—"

"PRINCESS!" a man called from outside the school gates, "c'mon, we gotta run to surprise mommy!"

"ah, sorry," she bowed and started walking backwards. "see ya tomorrow, dashi!" she yelled, waving at her new friend.

author's note: I'm sorry I got carried away and ended up writing something completely different from what you asked😢 AKDHAKDHAK not that I like this piece of poopoo anw this took way longer than it should have for something I'm not satisfied with :'|

[ermespop]

inspired by this from @noirflms and my inability to not sass back

...

Suna: *smirks* Your hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you

Y/n: *looks him up and down* idk, it IS heavy

Suna: *holds her hand*

Y/n: *yanks him to the floor*

ALSO‼️‼️‼️‼️

alt. answers‼️

Y/n: *blushes* no thanks! I like not having children *runs away*

Suna: 🧍🏻‍♂️❗

...

Y/n: who knows

Suna: ...huh... ?

Y/n: *walks away*

...

Y/n: sure

Suna: *holds her hand*

Y/n: Oh no! my body feels heavy!

Suna: ... (///o////_////o////)

Y/n: I guess you'll have to hold me now (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠)

thank you, thank you, I know, a masterpiece 😌🤌

this was so fun and for what 😭😭😭

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i've had these thoughts for sooooooo long and its- i think is just chef kiss y'know?

kita shinsuke. kita mr perfect shinsuke. kita meticulous way of cleaning the changing room shinsuke. kita higher than average grades shinsuke. kita hard work shinsuke. kita exemplar senpai shinsuke.

but also.

kita shinsuke. kita wild group of friends shinsuke. kita clumsy shinsuke. kita shy when in love shinsuke. kita shinsuke, who gets as sleep high as everyone else when late into night but for some reason is still awake. and even tho atsumu and suna share their dumb, outta pocket late night thoughts, and he tells them to get sleep, he can't help but ponder those dum *ss late night thoughts and have some of his own

postin this in honor of @loveephia and her kitaphilic followers

[ermespop]

hi! I was wondering, which of the haikyuu boys do you think would be better at being in a relationship with a foreign reader?

Love your content!🤍

Haikyuu Bois that would Treat You Right as their Foreigner Partner

this is short, got no more elaboration than this rn sooo i hope u enjoy

no warnings btw :)

→ they travel/meet people from different cultures constantly

Hinata oikawa nishinoya osamu yaku sakusa akaashi(his editorial probs has foreigner workers) kuroo Asahi yamaguchi kita iwaizumi daichi komori

these ones ☝️ either bump into a lot of interesting people walking on the street or if you've read the manga their timeskip makes it make sense really

→ they meet a lot of people and know about many cultures from the internet

suna kenma atsumu lev aran komi washio tendo(+ ushijima) sugawara bokuto Yamamoto tsukishima hanamaki matsukawa

these guys it doesn't matter the social media/platform they use they just learn soooo much and make a lot of interesting mutuals there

author's note: these were all the guys i could come up with i hope that's enough. yes, tendo and ushijima are a combo. no, i can't give you one w/o the other, get w the program 🙄

author's note (2):my content always has a diff format, i just use whatever i think will suit the content better,, just letting that out there

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Fashion Student Akaashi hcs

character(s): Akaashi Keiji, mention of Bokuto

warning(s): overworking, fashion sense slander, minor injury (non explicit)

author's note: this has been in here for months!!! cause I could never finish it 😭 and I am proud to say that it has now been posted *victory fist* ✊😌

he studies a lot, practices a lot, and eats lots of instant food, well maybe not lots of that last one but it is a mild occurrence

he likes making dresses and all kinds of fashionable "feminine" wear

he always lost whatever he had in his hands while working so he got an utility belt to hold his stuff

he still loses the pins and needles 😶 bros got too much goin on when he's workin

revises the measurements 9876543210 times before being completely sure he got them right

Where?!?!? IS THAT DUMB NEEDLE!?!?!

an overwhelming environment leads to breakdowns and he's had a few :[

uhhhhh no this isn't his 6th cup of coffee wdym :)

(Bokuto is very careful when he watches Akaashi I work, he wants to support him not stress him (｡⁠•́⁠‿⁠•̀⁠｡⁠) )

pls this man is he's own boss, employee, sponsor, manager, media manager, photographer, model-

I think y'know what I mean yeh

has fallen asleep on his worktable and woken up with a pin or two on his face... yikes 😬

IF HE SEES ANOTHER PERSON WEARING SKINNY JEANS WITH A WHITE TEE HE'S GONNA LOSE IT-

do not. ask him. to help. with a fit. he'll destroy your fashion sense 😭😭😭

on a nicer note he'll make you look like you own the street so yeh 😌💅

i almost forgot to say wearing a dressing pant with no belt is kinda weird...

he doesn't care if you don't own a belt, buy a belt, actually, buy DIFFERENT belts and learn to accesorize please he's begging 😭

over all he's passionate, stressed and please for the love of everything good give him a hug 😭 he needs it 😭

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Rintaro as your Dad

character(s): Suna Rintaro, mentions of atsumu, osamu and komori

warning(s): uuhh none

author's note: this one's real old it's been in drafts for a year or so 😭💀 and it's short cs my brain dried

HAAAaaaaaah

ppl really liked the daichi one so 🤷‍♀️

this'll gimme so much life ahahaha

Hah so let's set priorities straight

This man would think you're the most amazing thing on the universe

You. Are. The Most. Beautiful. Creation. periodt

And that means he'd either just make you wear whatever(cause you're dAt pretty) OR go the extra mile n get you the most beautiful most amazing most fabulous most stylish clothes you'd ever see on earth

*GASPS* wait lemme catch ma breath that's a long paragraph... K

i've barely written any 💀

k so he posts you a lot you're his treasure

AGh ppl in the street like his fans or wtv will totally take pics when his out with you (kinda creepy ngl)

He'll probably stand behind you like "[reader] pose ✌😗"

OMG UNCLE MIYANS MUAHAHAHAHAHA

rintaro would def try n make you spend more time with samu cause "i don't want my baby to go bad"

AKDJSKSJALDJS PLS

ultimately fails atsumu n you are besties

😎🤙

Actually he doesn't know but when you spend time alone with uncle tsumu he's pretty tame really

Like y'all just have fun in a very quiet manner

Oh komori is upset (almost) always cause whenever you see him you just go "hey bug brows" but all's good as long as you keep fangirling over girlgroups w him

this may not be you but i love all kinda sauces so i can't stop thinking about samu teaching reader how to make like a 100 different kinda sauces to go with any n all foods they might like hehe

you and the miyas are a real menace

your resting face is a poker face so when you and your papa are chlling in public people either think is really really cute or... a bit offputting

you love giving people hugs and everyone whose recieved your hugs loves them too <3

author's note(2): fr y'all request sum my brain got no juice no more 😞

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