HQ BOYS IN VICTORIA'S SECRET!
The first few times you brought him into Victoria's Secret, he was just tagging along.
Now he walked through the store with the confidence of a regular customer.
You were barely through the entrance when he disappeared toward the perfume displays.
"Already?" you called after him.
The fact that he said that like he worked there made you roll your eyes.
As you wandered over to a nearby display, one of the employees suddenly recognized you.
Her eyes immediately lit up.
"Back again?" she asked with a grin.
A second employee nearby looked over and started giggling.
Your face immediately warmed.
"Mhm..." you laughed, embarrassed.
Before you could say anything else, they both peeked over your shoulder.
You pointed toward the back of the store.
The employees followed your finger.
Sure enough, he was already halfway through a rack of sleepwear.
The two women burst out laughing.
"He got started faster this time."
"Honestly, at this point we should just hire him."
The worst part was that they weren't wrong.
Because while you were talking, he had already managed to gather three different perfume testers and was comparing them with a level of concentration usually reserved for scientific research.
A few moments later, he returned.
Holding a silky nightgown.
One of the employees immediately lost it.
You wanted the floor to swallow you whole.
He looked between you and the employees.
"Nothing," all three of you said at the same time.
The employee leaned toward you.
"We love when you guys come in."
"Seriously. He spends more time looking at products than some of our customers."
You were laughing so hard at this point.
Meanwhile, he was completely unfazed.
"Anyway," he said, holding up the nightgown, "what do we think about this one?"
The employee beside you immediately nodded.
"See?" he said triumphantly.
"I found someone with taste."
The employees were practically giggling into their hands now.
And somehow, instead of being embarrassed, you found yourself laughing too.
Because there was something ridiculously sweet about watching him take your shopping trips this seriously.
Bringing him to Victoria's Secret was a mistake.
Not because he complained.
Not because he wanted to leave.
But because the second you walked through the entrance, he visibly short-circuited.
His hand immediately found yours.
What was unusual was how tightly he was holding it.
Because he hadn't looked up from the floor in thirty seconds.
The store was full of giant posters, mannequins, bright displays, and enough pink to blind someone.
Meanwhile, he looked like he was trying very hard to pretend none of it existed.
He immediately moved closer to your side.
"You're literally glued to me."
"You nearly walked into me."
"That doesn't prove anything."
The longer you stayed in the store, the more obvious it became.
Every time you wandered toward a display, he followed.
Every time you moved, he moved.
Like a cat following its favorite person around the house.
At one point you stopped to look at some pajamas.
When you turned around, he was right behind you.
Almost suspiciously close.
"...Why are you standing there?"
You smiled and went back to browsing.
A few moments later, you grabbed a cute pajama set and held it up.
His eyes immediately landed on you.
He glanced at them for approximately half a second.
The entire trip was basically him following you around while pretending to evaluate your choices.
When you mentioned stopping by Victoria's Secret after grabbing coffee, he simply nodded.
Which immediately made you suspicious.
Because every time you passed the entrance of the store, you saw at least three boyfriends standing outside looking like they were awaiting execution.
Yet somehow yours was calmly walking beside you like you were entering a grocery store.
"You keep looking at me."
"For you to suddenly realize where we are."
Ten minutes later, you were browsing body mists while he held the shopping basket.
Not because you asked him to.
Because he'd taken it from you the second it started getting heavy.
You picked up two bottles.
"Okay. Important question."
"If these were fighting to the death, which one wins?"
He looked down at the bottles.
Then back at the bottles.
You watched him actually think about it.
"It looks more confident."
Then both of you started laughing.
"That's not how perfume works."
As you moved through the store, you couldn't help noticing how comfortable he was.
You'd point something out.
Meanwhile some poor guy nearby looked like he'd been abandoned for three business days.
"You know you're doing really well."
He looked up from the lotion display.
"Being inside Victoria's Secret."
Then a dangerous thought entered your brain.
His eyes narrowed immediately.
"You've been so good today."
"I don't like that sentence."
"You've been so well-behaved."
"I think you deserve a prize."
He nearly walked into a display.
"For being such a good boyfr—"
You were laughing too hard to continue.
Meanwhile his ears had gone slightly pink.
"You carried everything."
"You answered all my questions."
"You survived the entire store."
"I think somebody deserves a reward."
"You're never letting this go, are you?"
As you left, your fingers naturally found his.
He squeezed your hand once.
"I still haven't decided what your prize is."
"...You're still talking about that?"
"I thought you were joking."
You looked up at him innocently.
"We'll figure it out when we get home."
For the first time all day, he genuinely looked caught off guard.
You took three steps before realizing he wasn't moving.
His eyes were the size of dinner plates.
Before you could ask what was wrong, his right arm immediately shot up and covered his eyes.
Like a child who had just witnessed something shocking.
Meanwhile his left hand grabbed onto your sleeve for dear life.
He stared at the darkness behind his arm.
At literally the entire store.
"They don't have enough clothes on."
"I don't think I should."
"What if someone thinks I'm staring?"
Nobody was thinking that.
But he looked genuinely concerned.
"I don't want anyone to think I'm being disrespectful."
Your heart melted a little.
Because he wasn't embarrassed.
He was actually worried about making women uncomfortable.
Even imaginary women that had not noticed him.
For the next several minutes, he walked through the store with one arm over his eyes and the other attached to you.
You essentially became his seeing-eye human.
He obediently turned left.
"Don't walk into that display."
A nearby employee watched the two of you pass and immediately started laughing.
By the end of the trip, he was still glued to your side.
Still trying his best not to accidentally look at anything he thought might make someone uncomfortable.
As you reached checkout, he finally relaxed a little.
"...Can I open both eyes now?"
The moment you walked into Victoria's Secret, he quietly looked around.
Hands clasped behind his back.
Looking less like a boyfriend and more like a student on a museum field trip.
You immediately knew this was going to be a long day.
For a few minutes he simply observed everything.
Then came the first question.
"Why is that one see-through?"
You nearly walked into a display.
Like he'd asked where bread came from.
As if that answered everything.
"What purpose do the glitter straps serve?"
You followed his gaze to a display of bras.
"Do they improve comfort?"
You laughed so hard people turned to look.
"Do they improve support?"
"Then why are they glittery?"
"...Because they're pretty."
Like he was collecting data.
"Why are there so many shades of pink?"
"Is there a reason this pajama set costs more than the other?"
"Why are there seven versions of what appears to be the same body mist?"
By the fourth perfume question you were losing the will to live.
Meanwhile he looked genuinely interested.
The funniest part was how serious he looked.
Every question was asked with complete sincerity.
You held up a pajama set.
Like it would be on an exam later.
"The fabric looks comfortable."
"That's your final answer?"
Victoria's Secret with him is honestly one of his favorite errands.
Not because he's particularly interested in perfumes or lotions.
Not because he's fascinated by pajamas.
He's there because you are there.
And because he gets to spend the next hour following you around.
You were looking through a rack when you suddenly felt arms slide around your waist.
You didn't even have to turn around.
"You've been attached to me for twenty minutes."
"Are you planning on letting go?"
He wasn't even pretending to shop.
"That's not what I asked."
At one point you caught him smirking while you were comparing two sets.
"I just think it's funny."
"You're standing here trying to make a difficult decision."
"Because I want a second opinion."
"You already know which one you're getting."
The smile on his face widened.
By the end of the trip, one arm was carrying your shopping bags.
The other was around your waist.
Like he'd earned the right.
Every employee that walked past probably thought he'd been glued there all afternoon.
Which honestly wasn't far from the truth.
"You know, for someone who claims he's here to help me shop..."
"You spend a suspicious amount of time looking at me."
"You're my favorite thing in the store."