#ertoth ask

[lashysdomain]

Hi ertoth I have a really important question- what are your views on microwaved coffee creamer for no particular reason at all?

You get the feeling he does not like the idea of warm or hot coffee creamer.

[lashysdomain]

hi ertoth I just want my brain microwaved please

He stares at you for a moment, confusion rippling through your mind before the hum of the incomprehensible horror microwave begins.

You are being microwaved.

Congrats(?)

[lashysdomain]

I'm gonna show him that beast picture. you know which one.

You feel like you're in a microwave.

[lashysdomain]

*leans near to Isatol and points in Ertoth's direction* Are you seeing this guy?

"I. Would rather not be, actually."

[lashysdomain]

but narrator... i was gonna bribe him with coffee creamer :(

He's listening.

[lashysdomain]

Ertoth can you make me a hot pocket?

You're going in the microwave to make your own hot pocket.

[lashysdomain]

kisses ertoth on da head gives him not-warm coffee creamer. get cream'd

I think this thrumming of the microwave means he's happy.

[lashysdomain]

Hey Ertoth McStarboy, what’s this about a new star, what’s that about, tell me your secrets

His 'talking' stops as he just stares at you. Perhaps he's said too much?

The crackling of his speech returns to your mind a moment or two later, just images of stars transmitted. He doesn't seem to want to answer, but at least you get to see pretty stars in your mind.