you’ve always been an impatient person. you move so fast that you feel yourself getting so frustrated and overwhelmed by everything.
he’s always there for you though, ready to remind you to relax and take a breather. it’s more than okay to slow things down and take your time, you’ll still get the same results and you’ll feel even better than you would’ve if you rushed things.
“that’s it baby, just like that” he grins, his large hands guiding your hips to move slowly. he’s so deep inside you like this. he loves when you’re the one on top, riding him and trying to take all of him at once.
it amuses him to watch your brows furrow in concentration as you bite the inside your cheek. it’s always the same determined look that gets him going no matter how many times he’s seen it.
“right there” you moan, arching your back beautifully as you feel him press up against your cervix. like this, you’re so close and he couldn’t go deeper even if he wanted to, and he does. he craves being apart of you, being inside you more than anything else.
“yeah?” he groans, slapping your ass when you clench around him. he doesn’t want it to end just yet. you have all night.
you nod, eyes tearing up at how good he always makes you feel. you feel him everywhere like this and you understand why he wants you to take it slow.
the drag of his cock against your walls feels heavenly and he wants to savour the feeling for as long as he can.
hmmmm it’s like you know what’s going on on my sideblog or something 👀
15. poly
content: prepare for the bi-panic, this is entirely self indulgent omfg, this is the one prompt that was going to break me and I’m broken, body worship, dumbification, not full on smut bc id be here for hours typing this, basically just foreplay without the foreplay, I don’t fucking know what the tag this yall I’m just h word af about this, minors DNI
You were never one to believe in fate.
Until you met Erwin and Levi, of course.
Because that’s what this had to be named; Fate. Destiny. Being with the two of them felt like your purpose.
And it was like they had been waiting all this time for you, too.
“C’mon, Levi,” Erwin groaned out, raking his fingers through Levi’s raven locks. “She’s waiting for us.”
You laid spread out on the bed, barely even hearing the words Erwin had spoken. You were too caught up in the sight of Erwin’s massive cock shoved between Levi’s lips. His face covered in his own drool, Levi flickered a glance your way, smoothing a hand over the end of the mattress from his position on the floor.
Erwin offered a warning glance to the ravenette, “Levi.”
Levi’s lips pop off Erwin’s cock with a smack, and he wastes absolutely no time clamoring into the bed, his eyes fiery and focused on you. You shrink back into the mattress, body tingling as he settles on top of you. His fingers snap at the straps of your bra in disapproval, sending a glance over his shoulder.
“Oi, didn’t you tell her she was supposed to be naked when we got home?”
Erwin sighs, “Yes, I did. Want to explain why you’re wearing your lingerie, darling?”
You blink, tugging your bottom lip between your mouth, “I forgot.”
“Forgot?” Levi leans in to kiss the shell of your ear, his hands coming up to cup your bra clad chest. “Suddenly so forgetful when we’re all together for a night, aren’t you?”
“Seems like she is, must get so distracted thinking about all of us,” Erwin strides over, cupping the back of Levi’s head while his other hand cradles your cheek. “Look at her, absolutely nothing going on in that pretty little head of hers.”
Erwin’s thumb travels to your lips, dipping it in to caress your tongue. You suck willingly, circling the digit languidly. Levi pulls your bra down, your breasts now exposed for their eyes, and moves his mouth down to your left nipple. He teethes the pebbled skin, rolling his tongue. You moan around Erwin’s thumb, and soon enough he’s sliding in his pointer and middle finger in to join.
Erwin holds your tongue for a brief moment, a dangerous glint flashing in his eyes. He lets go, letting his drool slicked hand nudge Levi’s cheek. Levi peels open his eyes, sending Erwin a glare.
“Open, Levi,” Erwin’s patience runs thin, his tone strong and demanding.
“I’m busy,” Levi responds, his lips peppering soft kisses on the underside of your mound. His hands grasps your hips, squeezing the thinly covered flesh.
Levi is yanked from your chest, his eyebrows pulled together in defiance. Erwin stares daggers down, snarling, “Open, now.”
Levi’s mouth opens slowly, and Erwin’s fingers coated in your spit massage the ravenette’s lolling tongue. Levi moans gently, wrapping his lips around the knuckles, flickering a gaze to you.
Your abdomen is constricting in desire, your pussy gushing arousal. It was so rare when the three of you were able to get together like this, usually spending one on one time with a person missing.
“How should we take her tonight?” Erwin mused after Levi’s lips slid off his hand. Erwin smirked down at you, dipping his soaking fingers under the elastic of your panties, teasingly ghosting his touch over your slit.
“Think she could fit both of us in her at once?” Levi returns his mouth to your nipple, and you’re trembling under their attentions.
The blonde considers Levi’s words for a moment, “She can barely fit one of us at a time, though. What do you think, darling?”
Your eyes glaze over, whimpering out, “Do whatever you want with me, don’t care.”
Your lovers share a glance between themselves, then nod in unison. Levi finds himself shoving his face between your thighs, tonguing your clit while Erwin’s fingers fuck into your tight hole without mercy.
You wish you could count the number of orgasms they had given up that night, the number of positions your body had been mangled in.
“Together? Together.” Levi and Erwin shared a kiss on top of you. Levi’s cock shoved down your throat, Erwin’s member deep within the pits on your cunt.
Your hands were forced behind your back, fingers interlocked and interwoven with your lovers.
Together, you hummed in silent appreciation. The three of you made the perfect triangle.
Hi hi same anon as the one who sent u the previous thirst. I loved it btw!
And now I offer u this: u and erwin having a full-blown makeout session in the elevator only to have him acting like nothing happened when the door opens
Oh! Anon,
Mind if I call you 💦 Anon? Because you ask all the right questions. I’m legit dizzy from this thirst. You know those extreeeeeeeemely intense make out sessions that are sometimes even better than sex? Yes, Erwin is expert at those. Obviously.
Hope you enjoy reading this because I certainly enjoyed writing it.
CW: Teasing, Heavvvvvy make-out sesh in the elevator, Erwin staying true to his Devil title, No explicit smut but very very suggestive.
WC: ~1.5k
Minors & Ageless blogs – DNI & block the tag #CalmDownMia. You will be blocked if you don’t pay heed. NSFW under the cut.
Masterlist | Thirst Masterlist
You should've known.
Right, when Erwin laid eyes on you when you strutted out of the bathroom in that stunning black Balenciaga gown with a thigh-high slit, and purred, “Don’t get too attached to the dress, gorgeous. I’m going to rip it off you.” in your ears, you should’ve known what was coming for you. His deep voice sent a chill down your spine and straight to your core, making it obvious that you had walked right into the lion’s den looking like a Michelin star meal served on a silver platter.
You too couldn’t help but admire how suave he looked in his Givenchy suit that fit him like a glove. The contrast of the jet-black fabric against his neatly set champagne hair and cerulean eyes, the gold cufflinks that mirrored the sparkle in them, the Rolex on his wrist that screamed royalty had you painfully chewing your lower lip on the car ride to the event, suppressing the urge to ditch the dinner and head back home.
After a long week at work, you and your friends had decided to unwind for the weekend and splurge at the iconic rooftop restaurant on the 57th floor of a building, right in the middle of downtown. Tensions were high as you sat at the table beside Erwin, unsuccessfully trying to focus on a conversation with Nanaba and Hange.
Their words sounded like gibberish as they happily chatted away about God knows what, completely oblivious to what the pristine white table cloth hid underneath it. All you could do was smile and nod, for your focus was entirely pinned on Erwin’s hand nonchalantly resting on your thigh. Veiled behind the immaculate silk covers of the table. He skillfully kneaded your skin like dough, not even sparing a glance in your direction, a finger occasionally stretching out to tease your slit through the flimsy fabric of your dress.
What started off as stolen glances, lingering touches, and quiet words in each other's ears, quickly escalated into this ruthless teasing frenzy that had you choking on thin air. You had half a mind to just move his hand further up where you were aching for his touch. But even through the lusty daze, the idea of intensely orgasming in front of your friends and other strangers was unwelcome. His grip on your thigh was strong enough that no amount of your strength was able to peel it away. You were just going to have to brave it out till he’d finally decide to have mercy.
So, you gulped the lump in your throat down for the nth time and fiddled with the ‘E’ shaped pendant of your necklace while squeezing your thighs together as tightly as possible and making a feeble attempt to participate in conversation with the others. You turned towards Erwin a couple of times, aghast at his composure and ability to hold a perfectly normal exchange with Moblit, sitting opposite to him even when he was hard as a rock down below.
Your eyes briefly met Levi’s and Miche’s, and the very contrasting looks they threw at you were a clear indication that they had deciphered exactly what was going on. Miche shook his head, eyes crinkling as he smirked from over the rim of his glass of whiskey; while Levi scoffed and looked away, the hue of pink on his cheeks visible through the ambient lighting. You cleared your throat, pretending to not have noticed the two and bringing your attention back to Hange and Nanaba who were exceptionally chirpy today.
“Hey, guys?”, the calmness in Erwin’s voice almost startled you. “I’m sorry we can’t stay for dinner. Something uhh... came up.”
You inhaled deeply and pursed your lips, meeting his wicked gaze with yours of disbelief at the pun he had the audacity to make, only to be spooked further by Miche who had just snorted his drink and was coughing violently. With everyone’s attention diverted towards the wheezing man, Erwin tugged on your elbow and whisked you towards the exit.
He held you close by your shoulders as you both walked away, making sure that your body hid the visible bulge in his trousers that was digging into the small of your back. His fingers roamed the naked expanse of your arms as you waited for the elevator, leaving a trail of goosebumps where they lingered. Your eyes rolled to the back of your skull when his breath fanned against your ears, your own breathing heightened in anticipation of what was to happen when you finally got home. But Erwin had plans to begin early.
The elevator finally arrived and he gently nudged you inside. You pressed the button to the basement and turned around only to be faced with his broad chest inches from yourself. Looking up, you met his piercing gaze, feeling minuscule under the towering presence of the man, like an innocent doe staring into the eyes of the beast about to devour her. Except you wanted nothing more than to be devoured.
“That lipstick’s been bothering me all night.”, he breathed right as the doors closed behind him.
Like a tiger going in for the kill, he moved at a lightning-fast speed and slammed his lips against yours before you could even conjure up a response; the force sending both of you stumbling until you crashed into the wall at the back with a loud thud. His strawberry tongue took no time to barge into your mouth, embroiled in a battle for dominance with yours. You stood no chance at winning, already having gone weak in the knees from the ordeal he had put you through all evening.
Moaning and groaning into each other's mouths, you held onto his shoulders for dear life while his hands explored your body. They found your heaving breasts and began kneading them with vigor. Fingers flicked and pinched your nipples peeking through the thin silk of your dress, making you arch your back further into him. He caressed his way down your torso, heavily grinding his painfully hard bulge into your lower stomach until he reached the curve of your butt.
In another swift motion, you felt your feet leave the floor when he swooped your limp form off it and pinned you up against the wall. You strangely welcomed the lack of air from being sandwiched between his searing torso and the cold steel, the pain only adding to the pleasure. Like pieces of a puzzle, his crotch had perfectly aligned with your dripping core and you cursed the damned pieces for clothing for keeping you away from being impaled by him.
“Fuck! Erwin, you’re killing me.”, you hissed as he sunk his teeth into your lip.
“I’m killing you?... You’re the one... who’s been killing me slowly all evening... looking like that.”, he breathed in between kisses, leaving a trail of cherry bruises down your jawline and on to your neck.
An audible sigh escaped your lips when he latched on to your sweet spot, swirling his tongue and suckling on the part where your jaw met your neck. You bit your lip to stifle a whimper when he ran his hand through your hair and tugged, your head making a dull clunk against the metal. He ran his tongue down the column of your neck, moaning against your skin when you ran yours over his ear. You dug your nails into his back when he arrived at your collar bone, wrapping your legs even tighter around his body and making his bulge thrust harder into you.
“Fuck.”, you grunted in unison.
The ding of the elevator meant nothing to you. But Erwin suddenly moved away, still keeping an arm around you to make sure you stood firmly back on the floor. You whined at the abrupt lack of proximity. The heat of his body vanished and all you were left with was an unpleasant, cold emptiness. You looked at him longingly, your eyes dazed and glossy with lust. He smiled down at you, brushing his thumb against the corner of your mouth to rub off the last remnants of your ox-blood lipstick.
“There. All gone.”, he cooed.
He quickly moved your frozen body back in front of his and brushed his fingers through your hair and through his own to straighten up your appearance. The doors opened to reveal the eager faces of strangers waiting to get into the elevator. Their expressions dropped when it didn’t take them even a moment to recognize what the two of you had been up to – your hooded eyes, heaving chests, and swollen lips giving it all away.
“Come on, now. We have business to attend to at home.”, he whispered, lacing his fingers with yours and collecting your Jimmy Choo’s off the floor that you didn’t even remember shedding.
Flashing them his signature polite smile, he dragged you away towards your Range Rover, looking forward to continuing the escapade.
Eeeyeah... I'm gonna go touch some grass now. Sorry if the end was random. I’m S.P.E.N.T from writing hornè things for the commander uff
the thought of erwin being soft and loving and romantic and taking his time with you in bed bc he has to be serious and strict and has too many responsibilities as a commander makes me weak
yeah! he takes his time with you, sweetly cooing about how much he loves you and misses you during the day, how he wishes he could sleep in and hold you in his arms <3 he makes you feel so good, takes as much time as he can to give you one orgasm after the other before you and him both are practically exhausted and dozing off and then he kisses every part of you he can reach to make you relax before he falls asleep on you UGH
I'm just kidding ehehehe I'm not done. Canon Au! Erwin writes letters to his s/o, but they're always a surprise. Sometimes they're sweet, sometimes it's nostalgic, but it always has (at least) something suggestive too. And sometimes the whole letter is just him pinning over how much he wants to rail them into the matterss for hours but it comes across less horny and more romantic even if it is him being mostly horny and barely romantic, cause that's just how he is when it comes to his s/o.
GETTING HRNY LETTERS FROM ERWIN?!?! NEMO STOP IT RN.
My darling,
I dreamt of you last night, wearing those sinful garments you went and bought for my birthday. I woke to the startling realization that it wasn’t your softness I held in my hands, it wasn’t your sweet, soft voice calling my name. I have been gone for far too long, but I promise to return and make up for every single day I spent without you in my arms.
Sometimes the poor man would just lose all coherency.
My love,
I need you. I need you so much it hurts. The nights are long when all I have is an image of you. I long to be back in our home, back in our bed.
I long to see your pretty lips around me, your beautiful eyes glistening with those precious tears. I cannot wait to return, so I can show you how much I missed you.
I intend to make up for every night you spent alone, until you can’t think of anything but me. Your pretty neck and skin are probably bare of my marks by now, but I will rectify that wrong when I am back. My love, do not make plans. I intend to have you all to myself, and if you’re not bed ridden for days after, I will not have done my job.
how do we feel about erwin x reader where he goin to town on her but miche is like sniff sniff i smell cooch (cuz he got that powerful nose) and then walks in on them and erwin is like join us. OwO (sorry, i just have a massive crush on miche, feel free to ignore this!)
Oh god, anon, I wish I had the confidence to write Erwin (or Miche for that matter) cause I have the BIG BIG LOVE for them, like HOO boy.
Tbh in my kink-brainrot mind Erwin is a bit of a daddy dom and would be more than happy to share his Princess to those he deemed worthy, as long as it made them happy. I mean, he’s so proud of them after all! Gotta show off how fun you are to play with.
And I know damn well Miche is on the Official AoT Men who Eat Pussy Like a Champ roster. Erwin’s gonna make him get on his knees while he holds you up, legs spread, so Miche can use that mouth to prove he’s good enough for his Princess. It’ll be intimidating to perform under Erwin’s cold gaze, but by god is Miche cut out for it.
Okok I give in. I’ll add onto this Miche and Erwin thirsting.
Imagine laying against Erwin, his cock balls deep buried inside your ass. Your head thrown into the crook of his neck as he thrusted relentlessly into you.
His hands hooked under your thighs, slowly stretching your legs apart.
But Miche takes a different approach—a more impatient take on it.
His hands wrapped around your ankles, quickly pulling them apart. He had been watching you sink onto Erwin’s length, moaning like a whore once he started to thrust into you.
He needed you now and he wasn’t going to stop on your account.
I just needed to my words straight for this one.
Okay, but before anything, Miche dives between your legs, running his nose down one of your thighs before teasing your clit with the tip of his tongue. He laps up all the slick that's already poured from you, and it feels like his mouth is everywhere. He doesn't even seem to mind the thick cock pistoning in and out of your stretched ass. In fact, in the heat of the moment, Miche tongues over the exposed part of Erwin's length so that the blond huffs into your ear and curses.
Once he's had enough, Miche sits back up on his knees and lines himself up with your dripping cunt. He taps your clit with his cockhead a few times, smirking at the way you try to squirm, but Erwin is holding you open by the thighs, and Miche has his long fingers wrapped around your ankles again.
You let out a long, throaty moan as he begins to slide into you, stopping every couple of inches to deliver a few shallow thrusts and making you open up for him a little more, just a little more until he's as far in as he can get, tip kissing and probably bruising your cervix so that you scream and tremble.
Both of your holes are so stretched and so full, spasming around both men's cocks in an intoxicating way. Every time Erwin lifts you, juice drips from your ass, and every time Miche pulls out, he sees a new layer of thick cream coating his cock.
They're not gonna stop until you're nothing more than a limbless doll, so you better prepare to have these men using your pretty little holes for as long as it takes.