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[jeongtzuist]

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San x jongho

my bias line! I have considered shipping them before but

who tops more often: I GUESS SAN??? I see them both as tops so this is difficult but I'm leaning towards San

who doms more often: 50/50!

some shared kinks they have: edging, bondage, hair-pulling

who confessed first: San

who steals the blankets: Jongho lmao

who's a more concerned/worried parent: Jongho!!!

who would survive longer in a zombie apocalypse: oh they're both equally-matched here lmao

3 random SFW things they like doing together: playing videogames, watching basketball, trying new restaurants

also WOW look at them!!

they kinda DOOOO look like boyfriends lmao

[misswoozi]

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Ok well which ship gives chaotic but sweet vibes

omg definitely Yeosang/Wooyoung and Hongjoong/Jongho! two ships that are both very sweet and also INSANE lmaoo

[misswoozi]

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Lasts the longest

Yuta

Jongin

Mingi

Chanyeol

Taeyong

Jungkook

Wooyoung

LOLOL NICE

(longest to shortest)

Mingi

Yuta

Wooyoung

Jungkook

Taeyong

Chanyeol

Jongin

[misswoozi]

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Person a- laughing his naked off on top of b

Person b- face buried in a's chest glaring a hole through it

Person c- covering face repeatedly saying sorry for not knocking and walking in on them why mental going "yep I'm gay"

lmaooo

(A/B/C)

Beomgyu/Yeonjun/Taehyun

Chanyeol/Suho/Sehun

Jungkook/Yoongi/Jimin

San/Seonghwa/Jongho

Jaemin/Jeno/Renjun

[misswoozi]

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Ok Yoonkook as parents

!!!!

Yoongi is more protective, Jungkook is more spontaneous

I see them very clearly with a boy and a girl

FAMILY CAMPING TRIPS

Jungkook insists the kids NEED a dog for a good childhood (and they end up with two)

Yoongi draws marker tattoos on the kids to match Jungkook

movie nights in which everyone falls asleep on the couch together >>>

they send out the CUTEST, most aesthetic Christmas cards

[misswoozi]

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How do you think jungkook/yoongi works

OH DUDE I LOOOOVE YOONKOOK SO MUCH IT'S INSANE

as much as I love them, I've always been unsure of who tops lmao they're both bottoms by nature so MAYBE it's 50/50???

Jungkook falls first and confesses first and is just generally ENAMORED with Yoongi

they fit into every AU possible

dom!Yoongi, sub!Jungkook a lot of the time BUT MORE SPECIFICALLY dom!bottom Yoongi (Jungkook is a big fan of this)

this is a romantic ass couple!!! lots of dates, lots of couple selfies, lots of trips, lots of LOVE, truly a domestic and romantic couple of boyfriends

ASK ME ANYTHING ABOUT YOONKOOK AND I WILL ANSWER WITH TOO MANY WORDS

[misswoozi]

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*group* they've been gone for hours *hits at them having freaky sex*

Person a- I've wanted all day for this

Person b- me too babe thank you for for the hoodie hehe it's like a blanket

*cuddles on the couch watching TV and eating ice cream*

They didn't even tell their group they were leaving

😂😂😂

(A/B)

Dahyun/Tzuyu

Namjoon/Jungkook

Rosé/Lisa

Sungjin/Wonpil

Yunho/Jongho

[misswoozi]

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Taehyung is a popular man who comes from a rich family, he is known as a popular classy nepo baby who make jazz/r&b music gaining a lot of respect from high brow society and jungkook is a self made millionaire who has a more pop rock/brit pop/ alternative rock sound popular with youth no one knows they hooked up 10 minutes before taehyung had to go on zoom for a meeting with his team

(Think a adele like artist hooking up with a avril lavigne style artist)

!!!! THIS IS SUCH A GOOD TAEKOOK AU CONCEPT WOW

OP, YOUR BRAIN IS HUGE

like???

ABSOLUTELY YES