#esau memes

[emelinstriker]

incorrect quotes go brrrr

[emelinstriker]

heavily inspired by how my discord server turned into burger king for the day

ESAU but master works at a fast food branch and their servants decided to help out

some are clearly more qualified for the job than others LMAO

[emelinstriker]

My brother recently sent me this meme and it was such an ESAU!MK thing that I just had to draw it for him fhgnfhgfnhghf

(Reference/Original meme below.)

[emelinstriker]

you met Beekong

now get ready for Macorn (ESAU edition cuz master needed a mascot ig)

did you know the 'c' in 'Macaque' stands for 'corn'

[also available to watch on youtube]

[emelinstriker]

ESAU Wukong and Macaque: *minding their own business*

Reader/YN: Hey boys would you like some kisses?

ESAU Wukong and Macaque: *caught off guard blushing* w-what huh?! S-Sure?! *Happy monkeys*

Reader/YN: Okay! *Hands them both Chocolate kisses* Enjoy!

ES Wukong and Macaque: *disappoint-*

my poor babies

also i just had a random ass flashback of me munching on those like white hershey's kisses when my family came back from the US a long time back

so i just doodled that hfgnfhgfg

[emelinstriker]

Ehehehehehehe-

The best part is that this is pretty much canon, considering MK ain't takin' any form of disrespect towards the Reader lightly lmao- No mercy for teammates either-

Edit: Posted it on YouTube too- https://youtu.be/akqEkGA-yPU

[emelinstriker]

So from my understanding, sometimes the champions will be sent out to retrieve certain artifacts if I remember correctly. What if one of them was sent out to retrieve and bring back an artifact that can turn people into a child temporarily? Whether it be a clock or an hourglass… or anything like that, and said artifact ended up temporarily turning the reader back into a child?

(I ask this because I sometimes like to imagine myself being turned back into a child)

cue the champions standing there, surrounding their master, and being all like "...okay the fuck do we do now- how do we reverse this- is this permanent-"

and while they would try figure out a way to reverse the artifact's effects, or find out that it's just a temporary thing, nezha would probably be the one taking care of their master the most. with mink still being around their master. which makes things a lot more challenging, considering you should not leave those two alone together :)

have a bonus meme that's not for specifically child!reader, but i just found this funny while looking for potential memes

[emelinstriker]

this monkey looks so cursed it gave me ideas.

you guys don't need to sleep either. we're all in this together. :))