requested by ; anonymous (03/11/25) & anonymous (17/01/26)
fandom(s) ; cookie run
fandom masterlist(s) ; hub | specific
character(s) ; escargot cookie
outline ; “Could you possibly drop some relationship and smut headcanons for Escargot Cookie with a gender neutral reader? Over 18 btw!!”
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“Could you maybe drop some relationship and/or NSFW headcanons for Escargot Cookie? She's such a wonderful character and I'm surprised I haven't seen much of her!
I'm 19 btw!”
warning(s) ; none, just fluff!
wealthy socialite, extraordinary hostess, owner of the most luxurious ss cargot, and a woman with more than her fair share of secrets, escargot cookie is not someone you ought to pursue if you’re not prepared to be the centre of attention in whatever room you’re in — be that for the rumours surrounding the origins of her wealth, her naturally charismatic personality, or her talents as a hostess. but if you’re truly up for the challenge and believe you can keep pace with her, you’ll find her to be quite the fun and loyal lover… even if she never quite lets you in on every little detail about her life (can’t a lady have her secrets?)
i really hope you’re not someone who gets easily sea sick, because unless you want to go long distance with her you will end up moving onto her cruise ship with her for most of the year. of course there will be periods where the two of you stay on land, perhaps in one of her many homes, but the vast majority of your lives will be spent on the ocean until she finally decides it’s time for her to retire as a hostess and move back on land full time
she rarely ever uses your name unless she’s introducing you to someone new, instead cycling through a small number of traditional/classic terms of endearment. think along the lines of ‘darling’, ‘my dear’, and so on
her favourite places to kiss you, and to be kissed by you in return, are the hands, the lips, the cheeks, and the fingertips. though most of those are reserved for more private moments as she’s not the biggest fan of pda — call her old fashioned if you’d like, but it’s just really not her thing
she is very insistent on giving you nothing but the absolute best things that she can provide — which means that everything from your dates, to the gifts she buys you, to the compliments she offers, are given with the utmost thought and care put into them… and often come across with a certain air of elegance and old money, but that’s pretty standard for her so if you’ve been together for long enough you may not even notice
as the owner of the ss cargot, she has more than enough influence over the goings on around the vessel to ensure you’re thoroughly taken care of even when she’s otherwise too busy to dote on you herself. and that includes a personalised menu tailored precisely to your tastes and preferences, a rota of activities she knows you’ll enjoy, a room that’s catered to your individual needs and wants, and an advisory handout for each staff member detailing exactly how they can prioritise and ensure your personal comfort throughout your stay — needless to say, she’s very thorough when it comes to your enjoyment
you are the person she trusts the most, but even then there is a very good chance that you’ll never know about the extent of the two different lives she leads. and that’s entirely by design as she’d rather you not get dragged into any unnecessarily dangerous situations on her behalf
she already has a habit of having outfits tailor-made to fit each harbour the ss cargot stops at, and after you get together you’ll get to experience that same privilege — after all, she can’t have her beloved looking anything less than elegant when they’re together, now can she?
